Hahahahahahahahahaha

God damn everytime I see shit similar to this I always want to take a time machine to like 1900s Europe and be like "LOOK FELLOW WYPIPO DONT DO WORLD WARS BECAUSE IN 100 YEARS THIS IS WHAT YOU AS A MODERN SUPERPOWER IS REDUCED TO LOL"

Too late. Go back further and prevent the spartans from winning at Thermopylae.

Spartans winning at Thermopylae

What?

You say that like they wouldn’t be fully behind this

"Having Minister Dutton at the helm and leading our Australian Defence Force, we're bringing back our core values — we've gone a little bit woke over the past few years and we can't afford to be doing that."

Imagine having a military that didn’t glorify death-dealing. Like yeah, the burger navy will proudly show off rescuing civilians and I’m fucking STOKED when we get to do that, but by Allah my number one priority is to be better at war and killing than anyone else, period.

However, if we’re gonna cut military spending, I think the most dramatic method would be to eliminate it entirely or reduce it to nearly nothing just because I want to watch the world sperg out in the aftermath lol

Remember you're talking about a military that lost against flightless birds in this case

It’s sad because they’ve got such POTENTIAL, but their mayos were bred from bong-rejects and it shows.

What street fighter's game background is this from

ken or guile

maybe bison

The navy is just upset that they booked women for the role

What a week for grrl power, amirite?

Why are the Aussies also obsessed with twerking? Wouldn't this be cultural appropriation?

Whose fuckin idea was this?

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Thanks mate.