Cat fight!

1  2021-04-14 by thenortheastface

29 comments

Construction company owner vs bartender.

Two of the most detached from reality roles of prior experience to hold office and yet here we are.

Guys I think I'm going to run for office. Let's setup the code words now so you know what horrors await you when I'm in.

You have to dog whistle "bussy" so we know it's you. Just slip it in like Joe Biden whistled fit-cels when he said "Listen fat."

Or when he said inshallah for the Muslims

I'm honestly surprised at the lack of STEM people in Congress. The majority have business or law backgrounds. Next most popular is military and education backgrounds.

STEMcels BTFO

STEM's are unemotional autists, law and business are charismatic psychopaths.

Elections are ultimately a popularity contest, and jocks will always dab on nerds

Maybe our government could use a couple unemotional autists.

Even the congressmen with business backgrounds are usually business administration/management and not accounting/finance.

Stem actually cares about solving problems, politicucks are just about running their mouth shilling for corps or mafias

STEMcels are generally spergs. Besides, it wouldn't give you any useful knowledge for a career in politics. Law is the most sensible background by far.

Ya law is clearly the most sensible background. But there's plenty of committees where a background in finances or something like civil engineering could be useful.

Tru

I would love to see this. I find AOC obnoxious, but she'd destroy MTG and that would be funny to see all the cope from the trumpers.

AOC would actually listen to people advising her. Space Laser Lady would try to channel Trump and fuck it up royally, especially considering Trump never really focused on the specifics of technical policy like she's trying to do now.

MTG would just end up being a goober and speaking only to her base while AOC would actually be trying to convince the moderates. That's the part that I would love to watch. Part of me wonders if AOC would cock it up and have a sperg moment that would turn the moderates off, but I doubt it. Man I want to watch this bad.

MTG could try to speak to her base but the risk is that she draws herself too far into the specifics. That was something Trump was pretty good at avoiding. She's already set the stage for this with her challenge.

However, I could also see AOC trying to go off script to match MTG's tempo and fucking up.

Lmao, I'm dying at how true getting into specific policy will turn off trumpers.

She's probably pick an OANN anchor as her moderator lol

What does magic the gathering have to do with this

That's why I only refer to space laser lady was MTG. I like to think of her as the anti social, clueless fat nerd of the political world

If they made this PPV I'd actually order it.

Find a hobby...

Already cucked and chucked, and no snappy bot backup T_T

.@AOC I’d like to challenge you to a debate on the Green New Deal economic policy.

Since you sponsored the Green New Deal and have a degree in Economics, I’m sure you are more than qualified.

Cont’d..
— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) April 14, 2021

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The world has never needed a radical centrist more to come in swat these thots.

Surely the construction company owner can tell us how the jewish space lasers were built 🧐

Anyone else surprised shrek over here has a business degree?

Ngl would be hot if they argued while scissoring.

Pretty wild that a woman who thought the highest levels of military intelligence were running an op to let boomers in on a secret plan via an image board mostly used for porn, would be so confident about her policy knowledge. This is the problem with Burgers, they are way too arrogant about their intelligence.

Awesome find OP. This should be good.