Blame Canada 🎶

1  2021-04-17 by strallweat

30 comments

Went to Toronto a few times, place is like a totally different world.

Was the poutine any good?

Really good. Best I had was at some hipster joint in the distillery district.

Toronto is literally the most disgusting city in NA

You have never visited the Bay Area, seemingly.

The Bay Area isn’t a city

If you're into semantics the answer is San Francisco but I didn't want to exclude Oakland needlessly.

TIL Palo Alto isn’t in the Bay Area

East Palo Alto isn't shit bby. I'd put San Jose up there before it.

East Palo Alto is a different city but nice try

If you think Palo Alto compares to the aforementioned you are delusional.

The average home price in Palo Alto is around $3 million. It's a pretty sweet place to live.

I'm not following. I'm saying Palo Alto isn't as shit as the others. This is mostly objectively true.

It's literally the best noncoastal city in California if not all of the Western side of North America.

Might as well just nuke Ontario, and be done with it.

Canadians always remained loyal to the crown and therefore still are an existential threat to America, add them to the axis of evil 🇺🇸 😌

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I rather that for a few weeks then dead.

For a few weeks

they really never learn huh?

Wasn't Bongland doing this like 9 months ago?

In Scotland they no longer need a warrant to enter your home, they just need suspicion that you're breaking covid laws.

That being said, bong covid laws give lots of excuses to leave your home, 'exercise' is kind of a catch all so police don't even bother asking.

This appears to be closer to the laws that places like Spain had. Which go even further than bongland.

And, most bong police never bothered to do their jobs before the pandemic. And not much has changed.

Some of the more bored rural police have seized the opportunity to go full 'hot fuzz' though, with hilarious results:

One guy was arrested and strip searched for eating an ice cream on the beach.

Spain had

Idk, but here during the worst months I left home whenever I wanted and went to visit my parents once a week with public transport (even if they live 50 km away and I'm not supposed to leave my metropolitan area). Last week I also spent maybe an hour on the streets after the "curfew" lmao

Post your gold crucifix,Catholic to prove it.

Are leafs even people? Because if not then I see nothing wrong with these measures.

oh great so the military police will be sitting literally across the street from me all day now

Wait I thought you were a Quebecker

No, I can just piss on it from where I'm standing.

I'm very anglo-saxon/celtic. My name may as well be Liam Robert McRae, like it's that ethnic.

edit: also if I lived in quebec my tiny kitchen would be downright palatial. housing prices are very different over there, because it sucks so badly to live in that province.

Are you saying all of those johns were inseminating some Irish waif 🤮🤮🤮

Eh, just like with porn stars, prices can drop if you do the wrong thing with the wrong person and word gets around.

I try not to overshare because doxx, but there was a lot more money to be made if you limited yourself to a certain niche, and in my case there was a lot more money to be made from "straight acting, masculine looking, well-built white guy with chest hair who can fuck".

They're surprisingly thin on the ground(or were back then, in my area), it's all hairless twinks and nubian gods.

Not that there's anything wrong with being inseminated by a bunch of whoevers. It's less fun when you have to actively limit yourself from doing things you might otherwise enjoy because of the long-term economic implications.

Robbie PBUH would be out there campaigning against his big bro if he didn't go to the big crack den in the sky😭 why do the good ones always go first😭😭