What happens when the EU sets up a website for citizens to submit ther ideas?
1 2021-04-28 by cumsocket
Reposted from rrrr For_Slavs.
Encourage people into eating less meat
I think it would be great that every inhabitant gets a meat card. Ypu take the card to the store, restaurant etc. Everyone is allowed to eat expl. 300 gr. A week. When you pass the 300 gr's you re not allowed to eat anymore meat for the rest of the week
https://futureu.europa.eu/processes/GreenDeal/f/1/proposals/60
We need a common european language
Inside the EU there are tens of different languages spoken, this fragmentation affects the ability of european citizens to understand each other, talk to each other, and results in a decrease in working mobility, makes it harder to create a European culture, a European identity, and leads to a fragmentation in narratives and prejudices within the Union, that can, ultimately, end up in more Nations leaving the Union for a short term nationalist desire. [...] We cannot be a real Democracy (as European Union) as long as we (the EU citizens) are unable to speak fluently to each other and understand each other. Thank you for your attention. Long Life to Our beloved European Union.
https://futureu.europa.eu/processes/Democracy/f/6/proposals/43
Impose an IQ or arithmetic-logic test to immigrants
We can see countries such as Canada choosing their immigrants according to their skills whereas we do not choose the people we let in. As a result, immigration has become the major concern for most of western countries. The rise of far-right parties and dangerous ideologies are linked to these unskilled, non-integrated and sometimes ill-intentioned people.
https://futureu.europa.eu/processes/Migration/f/34/proposals/268
31 comments
53 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-04-28
Definitely a frog coping that English is the lingua franca
38 N0ahface 2021-04-28
Read the last two sentences again and try to tell me that's not a Kraut. It's way too autistic to be coming from anyone else.
13 cumsocket 2021-04-28
it actually sounds like a random troll, no way someone meant that unironically
10 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-04-28
Do Krauts loathe Bongs?
15 simzep 2021-04-28
Gott Strafe England
8 idio3 2021-04-28
Who doesn't?
23 Woolgun 2021-04-28
An italian, surprisingly.
All the Euro "federalist" need to fuck off, I will not under any circumstance give up my ability to insult foreigners in a language they don't understand.
4 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2021-04-28
Doesn’t mean you wouldn’t be able to insult them in a language they dont understand, it just means that now you have the option of doing it in a language they do understand
10 Bummunism 2021-04-28
They want something like Esperanto I'd bet
43 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2021-04-28
First idea is rslurred
Second idea would be based if they used Latin
Third idea is actually decent
25 johannesalthusius 2021-04-28
European bureaucrats have a distinct dialect/pidgin of English based on common mistakes by ESL speakers.
For example, "actual" (and its cognates) means "currently" in languages from French to Germany to Czech, so European documents will sometimes use "actual" that way, e.g. "This appropriation is intended to cover basic salaries of the staff, as listed in the attached table, based on the actual regulations and on the probable adjustments"
This has been exacerbated by the UK leaving the EU, leaving only Ireland as the only English-speaking country.
32 32624647 2021-04-28
The fact that the EU responded to Brexit by further butchering the English language is hilarious to me somehow.
7 KissingerFanGirl 2021-04-28
*Koine Greek
8 idio3 2021-04-28
Proto-Indo-European or bust.
11 KissingerFanGirl 2021-04-28
This is Basquephobic sweatie.
5 idio3 2021-04-28
Yeah, kind of. Also a bit phobic against Uralic savages like Finns and Hungarians. What can you do, though?
3 johannesalthusius 2021-04-28
stop AAPI hate
2 idio3 2021-04-28
Good idea, though Uralic savages are neither Asian nor American, they're a whole length of Asia (at least) away from the Pacific, and they (other than 2.5 Estonians) aren't islanders.
Other than that - I'm with you!
4 johannesalthusius 2021-04-28
lol nice try. this is the whitest hungarian
4 Bummunism 2021-04-28
Is there even a writing scheme for that
3 KissingerFanGirl 2021-04-28
I even have a textbook for learning it somewhere. Anything can be expressed in IPA I think.
3 idio3 2021-04-28
Yeah, actually. It's a bit shit (and frankly unreadable) for actual PIE, but it is perfectly usable for later IE (without Anatolians, Tocharians, and Indo-Iranians - so basically Europeans)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schleicher%27s_fable
3 Bummunism 2021-04-28
Tolkien was a hack.
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27 DeanofPSU 2021-04-28
This has got to be a scam for them to submit their ACTUAL plans and claim it came from the citizens of "our beloved European Union"
25 butwhydoesreddit 2021-04-28
So ungrateful, America invents English for them to communicate with each other and they ask for another common language
1 CarlosEmmons 2021-04-28
This is mindblowing! I always thought the british invented English...
11 jimmerz28 2021-04-28
Are you trying to claim that these ideas would have been any less r-slurred if they had done the same in...let's say...California?
9 ironicshitpostr 2021-04-28
no it's just new and different types of r-slurred ideas and therefore interesting
3 strallweat 2021-04-28
Knew you'd be in here saying "yeah us Europoors are r-slurred, but what about burgers??"
1 jimmerz28 2021-04-28
I'm not a Europoor though.
So...yet again...you're assuming my nationality.