I always remember because it's good for making the point that most of the current entertainment industry was just born into it.
That's why the women are becoming less attractive. It used to be that the girls on screen were the prettiest girls from some dumb town who went to Hollywood and managed to blow the right producers and got to make it.
Now they're always just some rich person's daughter or they're a producer's niece.
American actresses haven't gotten actively ugly like the people on British tv yet and there are obviously still some genuine knock outs (ScarJo like 6 years ago was unbelievable) but once you notice it the pattern becomes really obvious.
In a just Hollywood, Alexandra Daddario would have become a huge star. Instead it's just a bunch of slightly above average (WITH state of the art make up technology) titlets running around.
You have some valid points Ley. As the hollywood elite have risen they are trying to pass on their coveted positions to their children. However, they and their seed face a new threat and that is the internet. Which is a good thing. Hollywood has always been a place of exclusion, racism, sexism, vanity, and superficiality.
Other platforms too, like Twitch and onlyfans now offer women the ability to own their sexuality. Just look at Bella Delphine or the countless others. No longer are they at the whim of men who can exploit them.
As for the UK, I do think there actors are not based on just looks. A lot of their cinema involves having talent too, where as Hollywood is based on looks. A good example would be Scarlett Johanson.
Unrelated I think Scarlett Johanson is overrated, and she absolutely sucked balls in Ghost in the shell. Sorry I get triggered over this. Also who plays a glorified literal ass in cape shit? Come on.
Alexandra Daddario, very beautiful and talented. To bad she is gonna be pigeon holed.
I didn't say the bits from the boyfriends were funny. I also didn't say the body and sex humor wasn't funny. It's just the only subject matter white girl comics pursue.
All of stand up has gone down hill though tbh. You're not allowed to be edgy anymore and even basic attacks on the cultural status quo are risky.
Black comedians are still often funny because they can say whatever they want, but I haven't seen a good whitoid standup special since Mulaney's last one.
This might come as a shock to you, but I do not care about your opinions, your ignorance or failure to comprehend the research, or what you believe. The only thing I care about, and I can not stress this enough, is what the empirical research says. And it says you are wrong.
Your personal opinion? worth as much as a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk to me. That is the absolute extent to which I care about what you think. This is where I stopped reading. I do not entertain the economic illiteracy of far leftists or far right-wing tards.
Both are equally misinformed on average, both are failures.
For Schumer, her social life has also changed since becoming a mother.
"I don't go out anymore," she said, noting that the ongoing pandemic has also stopped her from leaving the house. "I'd be down at The Cellar every night doing stand-up, and now it's like, if a friend is like, 'Want to meet out at 8:00 p.m?' I'm like, '8:00pm?! Sorry!'"
I think maybe she should have thought about that before having the child.
If a woman is speaking there is roughly a 68.79% chance that she is complaining. I think we can all agree that women shouldn't be speaking roughly 100% of the time, but since we've not just allowed but have encouraged this unfortunate state of affairs we should assume she's more likely to be complaining than not.
Is it though? She was mildly funny before her baby, does that go away when you have a kid? It seems like when a f-slur makes motherhood jokes it’s in the same low hanging ballpark as airplane jokes
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211 Whaddaulookinat 2021-04-30
Imagine being the Senate Majority Leader and hearing your cousin say this shit.
131 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-30
This is probably the 5th time I've forgotten this fun fact.
35 Leylinus 2021-04-30
I always remember because it's good for making the point that most of the current entertainment industry was just born into it.
That's why the women are becoming less attractive. It used to be that the girls on screen were the prettiest girls from some dumb town who went to Hollywood and managed to blow the right producers and got to make it.
Now they're always just some rich person's daughter or they're a producer's niece.
American actresses haven't gotten actively ugly like the people on British tv yet and there are obviously still some genuine knock outs (ScarJo like 6 years ago was unbelievable) but once you notice it the pattern becomes really obvious.
In a just Hollywood, Alexandra Daddario would have become a huge star. Instead it's just a bunch of slightly above average (WITH state of the art make up technology) titlets running around.
23 -M-o-X- 2021-04-30
More broads I’d go for at Target than on TV these days.
2 __TIE_Guy 2021-04-30
You have some valid points Ley. As the hollywood elite have risen they are trying to pass on their coveted positions to their children. However, they and their seed face a new threat and that is the internet. Which is a good thing. Hollywood has always been a place of exclusion, racism, sexism, vanity, and superficiality.
Other platforms too, like Twitch and onlyfans now offer women the ability to own their sexuality. Just look at Bella Delphine or the countless others. No longer are they at the whim of men who can exploit them.
As for the UK, I do think there actors are not based on just looks. A lot of their cinema involves having talent too, where as Hollywood is based on looks. A good example would be Scarlett Johanson.
Unrelated I think Scarlett Johanson is overrated, and she absolutely sucked balls in Ghost in the shell. Sorry I get triggered over this. Also who plays a glorified literal ass in cape shit? Come on.
Alexandra Daddario, very beautiful and talented. To bad she is gonna be pigeon holed.
46 Chapocel 2021-04-30
I thought she was his illigitimate daughter
40 TheColdTurtle 2021-04-30
Oh my fucking god
18 Leylinus 2021-04-30
It's 2021, it's not like being a senator suggests any sort of dignity. He could say the exact same words and it wouldn't shock anyone.
104 DeanofPSU 2021-04-30
Is she becoming self aware?
133 pewkiemuffinboo 2021-04-30
Half of her comedy schtick is "I'm gross like a guy" so this is entirely on brand for her to say.
She has an entire set about how much her pussy stinks ffs
42 SnideBumbling 2021-04-30
Hey everybody, is it hot in here or did somebody just take a SHIT on my VAGINA?
29 Leylinus 2021-04-30
Every single white girl comic has that bit. White girl comics have exactly 3 types of bits.
Bits about their bodies being gross
Bits about fucking
Bits a man wrote for them
9 pewkiemuffinboo 2021-04-30
I dont find male comics funny so idk what you mean.
12 Leylinus 2021-04-30
I didn't say the bits from the boyfriends were funny. I also didn't say the body and sex humor wasn't funny. It's just the only subject matter white girl comics pursue.
All of stand up has gone down hill though tbh. You're not allowed to be edgy anymore and even basic attacks on the cultural status quo are risky.
Black comedians are still often funny because they can say whatever they want, but I haven't seen a good whitoid standup special since Mulaney's last one.
11 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-30
My boy Bill Burr is holding it down for all mayos. Whenever I call for white genocide I always say (except Bill Burr)*.
6 Leylinus 2021-04-30
I love ol Billy Red Face but I've felt like his specials have declined in quality. He's still pretty good though.
3 MasterLawlz 2021-04-30
Has Anthony Jeselnik done anything recently? I always thought he was pretty funny.
1 zbeezle 2021-04-30
He did a Netflix special in 2019 (Fire in the Maternity Ward) and it was alright but it wasn't as good as Thought and Prayers in my opinion.
2 __TIE_Guy 2021-04-30
Check out that Japanese comic, I think Yumi. From Japan and fucking hilarious.
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32 SnapshillBot 2021-04-30
This might come as a shock to you, but I do not care about your opinions, your ignorance or failure to comprehend the research, or what you believe. The only thing I care about, and I can not stress this enough, is what the empirical research says. And it says you are wrong.
Your personal opinion? worth as much as a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk to me. That is the absolute extent to which I care about what you think. This is where I stopped reading. I do not entertain the economic illiteracy of far leftists or far right-wing tards.
Both are equally misinformed on average, both are failures.
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26 tiptopkitkat 2021-04-30
I think maybe she should have thought about that before having the child.
79 -Kite-Man- 2021-04-30
doesn't sound like she's complaining from that quote
33 tiptopkitkat 2021-04-30
Saying one's social life hasnt changed after becoming a mother, to me would suggest child neglect.
16 -Kite-Man- 2021-04-30
hell yeah.
this is now the best thing i can say about amy schumer
18 jubbergun 2021-04-30
If a woman is speaking there is roughly a 68.79% chance that she is complaining. I think we can all agree that women shouldn't be speaking roughly 100% of the time, but since we've not just allowed but have encouraged this unfortunate state of affairs we should assume she's more likely to be complaining than not.
7 -Kite-Man- 2021-04-30
sure, that's why it's so surprising
well that and the source herself
2 __TIE_Guy 2021-04-30
Sharia law had it right.
26 Chapocel 2021-04-30
Bless her heart. Making the world a better place😍
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-04-30
This is a blessing for us all
25 Smug_College_Liberal 2021-04-30
Her husband could do better 💅🏽
14 shitpersonality 2021-04-30
YASSS
You are now a mod of /are/ChucklefuckerDatingStrategy
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-04-30
He looks like Ross from friends had a kid with Chandler from friends.
17 Pepperglue 2021-04-30
She'll probably get some action, if she can shed a few pounds.
5 tiptopkitkat 2021-04-30
There are a lot of people who like some cushion.
42 Pepperglue 2021-04-30
She's on her way becoming a waterbed, not just cushion.
14 -Kite-Man- 2021-04-30
i know that game
12 Spysix 2021-04-30
I didn't know someone was dopey enough not just marry her, but cum in her too.
I hope the money from her netflix specials about how much her coochie smells like an animal farm was worth it.
11 Alicesnakebae 2021-04-30
White woman coochie is as good as her food
6 a_few 2021-04-30
Not that she was funny before having a baby, but do all f*ids who have babies become terminally unable to talk about anything other than motherhood
5 WarSanchez 2021-04-30
It's the only thing they think us men can't claim we're betrer at than them.
An ipad is a better mom than most suburban moms tbh.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-04-30
I mean your pregnant for 9 months, and the your caring for your kid, if your a good mother, so it is understandable.
1 a_few 2021-04-30
Is it though? She was mildly funny before her baby, does that go away when you have a kid? It seems like when a f-slur makes motherhood jokes it’s in the same low hanging ballpark as airplane jokes
2 fernguts 2021-04-30
Has she tried not looking like Sam Kinison?