A new civil rights movement forms as ruralcels (legally) rise up

1  2021-05-02 by PacificSpices

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Seriousposting for a sec: I imagine that the farmers have a pretty airtight case since the loan program is explicitly violates the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th amendment. But the courts are pretty politicized so honestly who knows.

Pretty stupid policy. Just make it for the poorest farmers and you'll be predominantly helping minorities anyways, while avoiding civil rights violations. Why are leftoids pols like this?

God knew that leftoid economics was too popular, so he balanced it by having leftoids espouse it

Because optics>>>>function.

I haven't looked at the specifics of the case at all, but the court has previously allowed for "positive discrimination" aimed at correcting "historical inequality" so this might make it.

It's this viewpoint which has created our current circumstance where, despite all rhetoric to the contrary, only whitoids actually suffer legally enshrined discrimination.

Think affirmative action or minority business incentives. I think the language I'm vaguely recalling in this post is from a Supreme Court case on college admissions.

Having 6 Republican appointees on the court may have been an opportunity to finally get rid of that stuff, but I don't expect anything impressive from this crew.

Ahh good point

To be clear, I agree with your reasoning and I think racial programs like this undermine the stated purpose of the 14th amendment and the entire concept of equality in America.

I also don't think they'll ever go away and they're a big part of the reason that we've already hit and passed peak racial harmony with things only getting worse from here.

The court has just disagreed with us consistently so far.

Honestly if you aren't learning Chinese in 2021 you aren't preparing for the future.

You can get a lifetime membership for Rosetta Stone for a very reasonable price and it gives you access to all their language programs. I got it on sale for like 200 bucks.

Their method, which uses no English at all, is actually fantastic and I really recommend it.

And if you're worried learning another language is hard, remember that 75 IQ refugees do it.

所有白人的死亡是最纯粹的目标

Let me guess

This but non ironically?

This, but without the sarcasm.

毫无讽刺意味地同意了

Imagine learning Mandarin and not learning Romansh

Esperanto for real Victorian chads

ĝi estas la lingvo de la estonteco krom blankuloj, ĉar ili ne havas estontecon

I grew up speaking it, but I still feel I am going to get fucked by the future, when the CCP rules the world.

I don't want to be associated with those lot, just because I happen to know the language (although in a more superior form), and look the part.

REPEAL THE 14TH!

Because of dumb shit like context you can't make arguments for that which don't appear racial, but a strong argument can be made that completely separate from racial stuff the 14th Amendment accelerated the deterioration of America.

I don't think you could ever put the genie back in the bottle obviously, I'm just saying.

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Racism is the new anti racism.

🏴‍☠️ slash TexasPolitics in cope mode 👀👀👀

Funny enough that's not even the same lawsuit. Miller is basically arguing that there is no way of telling nor standard the government is using to define what is 'underprivileged' or whatever, and is therefore constitutionally vague. The article I posted is a separate lawsuit on the same matter, arguing that it explicitly goes against the 14th amendment in it's entirety.

First Zimbabwe and now America, white farmers are finally getting their well-deserved reparations. 😎

(Also how the fuck is Stephen Miller a farmer!?)

If you're conservative and have money I think buying a farm is inevitable.

I've never grown anything in my life aside from some in door plants in a hydroponic system based around plastic bins as a much younger man, but I've been thinking about getting a new home after the housing market normalizes post-corona and I can see the appeal of a farm.

At the end of the day, it's just about having enough land that you can keep other people away from you.

If you don’t have enough land to shoot shovel and shut up are you even an American?

Land has always been a good return on investment and most likely always will be. And if you don't know how to farm you can always rent out the farm ground.

I'm a little r-slurred, your article clearly says "Midwestern farmers", lol. Not sure how I ended up on TexasPolitics.

My article is referring to a different lawsuit by different farmers in the midwest, the article you linked is about a separate lawsuit regarding the same government loan program.

They are separate lawsuits from different parts of the country, just against the same thing.

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