For a 65 year old whose had over 100 billion for more than 2 decades, Bill Gates looks like shit.
Like, he looks like a regular 65 year old.
Given he can afford the best food, care, and relaxation in the world he should look 45. For him to have aged like this, his wife must be a huge pain in the ass.
The first one seems more like a prepared video one can gussy themselves up for (pun absolutely intended) and apply filters to, but maybe I just overestimate age too 🤷♂️
Yeah it's called being rugged. Metrosexuals and the 7 billion dollar male beauty industry and it's consequences have been a disaster for testosterone and properly assigned males.
Allegedly, he's been openly cheating on her for most of their marriage, and she gave him an ultimatum to either divorce or open up the Gates Foundation together.
Imagine the repressed rage of a 20-plus-year cuckquean.
Don’t live there anymore but have some friends in Seattle and it’s an open secret that Bill fucks. She must have finally gotten tired of it.
Honestly, this is the best case scenario for him. He’ll still be richer than God, he’s already raised his kids, now he can spend the rest of his life slaying out the best his billions can buy.
Even now, Gates has an arrangement with his wife that he and Winblad can keep one vacation tradition alive. Every spring, as they have for more than a decade, Gates spends a long weekend with Winblad at her beach cottage on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, where they ride dune buggies, hang-glide and walk on the beach.
No, presumably she divorced him after a 27-year marriage where he was constantly philandering. Probably helps that MSFT has been at an all-time high lately, though.
I mean when you create a product that rewrites the future of the only known intelligent species, would you limit yourself to only one pussy for the rest of your life?
How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.
Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.
If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.
Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
“His lifestyle is very different and kind of intriguing although it would not work for me,” Mr. Gates emailed colleagues in 2011, after his first get-together with Mr. Epstein.
So glad they got divorced. Memes for months. Also, he's young enough that his dick still works unaided, but ugly enough that even his money won't cut it for most self-respecting feminines. Whoever goes there is the most serious and focused golddigger of all time.
It's a tough competition for that top spot. I think Anna Nicole Smith or Crystal Harris are frontrunners, although Crystal didn't inherit anything allegedly.
I was recently recommended Cosi Fan Tutte (As all women do), Mozart's most controversial opera on another sub. Looks like it would be a good recommendation here too. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXCEuYL1pBU for a nice full performance on youtube with english subtitles.
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112 CeetheAndSope 2021-05-03
My new life goal is to fuck Bill Gates. I need to know if he's packing a Microsoft or a Macrohard. 😩😫🤤
31 jokes_on_you 2021-05-03
I actually met someone who fucked him and now she's one of the world's wealthiest people. I'd rather fuck her than him.
13 vrzv 2021-05-03
Still would 🤑
3 zhcyiDnein 2021-05-03
😂 😆 🤣
2 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-03
TFW you get the MEGABOARD
88 CosmoSucks 2021-05-03
Melinda got really bad plastic surgery some time in the last decade. She looks like Ted Cruz in drag now.
56 mechakingghidorah 2021-05-03
Once again proving women are full of shit.
74 Leylinus 2021-05-03
For a 65 year old whose had over 100 billion for more than 2 decades, Bill Gates looks like shit.
Like, he looks like a regular 65 year old.
Given he can afford the best food, care, and relaxation in the world he should look 45. For him to have aged like this, his wife must be a huge pain in the ass.
50 fujiste 2021-05-03
Bill looked like a gremlin in his prime, so obviously he's not gonna be a catch 40 years later.
25 mechakingghidorah 2021-05-03
He looked like a dork king.
8 Tobyghisa 2021-05-03
But he could jump over an office chair from standing position. If that isn’t chad I don’t know what is.
1 seenten 2021-05-03
It does sort of seem like he's aged way more than other people in that age bracket the last 10 years tbh.
1 fujiste 2021-05-03
I mean, compare 2020 Bill to 2010 Bill and basically the only (slight) differences are his hair and glasses.
1 seenten 2021-05-03
The first one seems more like a prepared video one can gussy themselves up for (pun absolutely intended) and apply filters to, but maybe I just overestimate age too 🤷♂️
1 fujiste 2021-05-03
2019 Bill. Better?
2 seenten 2021-05-03
I'd like to think he's immitating a certain senator in that one 🐢
30 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-03
You think Warren Buffet looks any better.
62 Leylinus 2021-05-03
No I don't.
Warren Buffet is 90.
Bill Gates is 65.
37 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-03
Warren Buffet looked 90 when he was 60. I feel there are many billionaires dont give f anymore.
44 -M-o-X- 2021-05-03
caring about how you look is for poors
21 Giulio-Cesare 2021-05-03
All the stupidly wealthy people I've never known dressed like complete fucking slobs when they went out.
Only the poor-rich care about the way they look because they're insecure due to not having a net worth over 500 million.
1 seenten 2021-05-03
Excuse you
21 mechakingghidorah 2021-05-03
Because he's a man,he knows there's no point tryng to fight it and get bitch slapped.
13 Leylinus 2021-05-03
That's silly, it's way easier for a man to age gracefully.
22 Chapocel 2021-05-03
Yeah it's called being rugged. Metrosexuals and the 7 billion dollar male beauty industry and it's consequences have been a disaster for testosterone and properly assigned males.
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69 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-03
She beat Bill one time too many times. He was finally over the abuse😩😩
56 fujiste 2021-05-03
Allegedly, he's been openly cheating on her for most of their marriage, and she gave him an ultimatum to either divorce or open up the Gates Foundation together.
Imagine the repressed rage of a 20-plus-year cuckquean.
47 red1dragon588 2021-05-03
Don’t live there anymore but have some friends in Seattle and it’s an open secret that Bill fucks. She must have finally gotten tired of it.
Honestly, this is the best case scenario for him. He’ll still be richer than God, he’s already raised his kids, now he can spend the rest of his life slaying out the best his billions can buy.
2 seenten 2021-05-03
No one ever tells me anything 😤
10 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-03
http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1120657-12,00.html
7 fujiste 2021-05-03
It never even began for Melindacels.
2 ohheckyeah 2021-05-03
Somehow a downgrade from Melinda... maybe that’s why she let him do it
7 mechakingghidorah 2021-05-03
What do you mean?
52 fujiste 2021-05-03
it's not my job to educate you
10 mechakingghidorah 2021-05-03
I mean when was this ultimatum,just now or years ago?
What does open up the foundation together mean?
And third,don't get fresh with me kid.
25 fujiste 2021-05-03
Imagine living in Current Year + 6 and not knowing that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation exists lmao
4 mechakingghidorah 2021-05-03
I know it exists you fucking r-slur,but it still doesnt answer the question. So that was 20 years ago and she just divorced him out of the blue?
8 fujiste 2021-05-03
No, presumably she divorced him after a 27-year marriage where he was constantly philandering. Probably helps that MSFT has been at an all-time high lately, though.
2 texanresurrection44 2021-05-03
I mean when you create a product that rewrites the future of the only known intelligent species, would you limit yourself to only one pussy for the rest of your life?
49 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-03
Okay okay, I’ll shave my p*ssy
21 SnapshillBot 2021-05-03
How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.
Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.
If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.
Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
Begone, rat.
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20 Tagesausbruch 2021-05-03
Oh no I feel so sorry for him
20 chai_latte123 2021-05-03
lmao
19 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-03
So any idea what happened?
40 shitpersonality 2021-05-03
Yup.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/business/jeffrey-epstein-bill-gates.html
12 mechakingghidorah 2021-05-03
posting paid links should be a bannable offense.
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16 RochelleH 2021-05-03
So glad they got divorced. Memes for months. Also, he's young enough that his dick still works unaided, but ugly enough that even his money won't cut it for most self-respecting feminines. Whoever goes there is the most serious and focused golddigger of all time.
10 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-03
It's a tough competition for that top spot. I think Anna Nicole Smith or Crystal Harris are frontrunners, although Crystal didn't inherit anything allegedly.
15 johannesalthusius 2021-05-03
Okay, this time it's the year of the Linux
13 Pepperglue 2021-05-03
I guess Bill either couldn't get hard anymore, or he isn't contributing to her wealth anymore.
13 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-03
What does this mean for the future of Microsoft and its suite of excellent software products?
10 Detective_Fallacy 2021-05-03
Hmm...
44 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-03
have some fucking common decency and warn us first
27 Detective_Fallacy 2021-05-03
The appearance of the Bong is the signal for when you need to turn off the video, r*tard.
27 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2021-05-03
Oliver's show is rough without that laugh track in the background.
4 cyberdick 2021-05-03
linking johny olive in 2021, smdh my damn head
3 Detective_Fallacy 2021-05-03
You mean current year + 6
2 Zozbot 2021-05-03
zoz
2 Zozbot 2021-05-03
zle
2 Zozbot 2021-05-03
zozzle
5 ExtraBurdensomeCount 2021-05-03
I was recently recommended Cosi Fan Tutte (As all women do), Mozart's most controversial opera on another sub. Looks like it would be a good recommendation here too. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXCEuYL1pBU for a nice full performance on youtube with english subtitles.
Nice way to spend 3 hours.
1 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-03
I saw that at the Lyric! Was pretty good! Not as funny as die fledermaus :)
1 Homofascism 2021-05-03
why?
3 strathmeyer 2021-05-03
megastacey
2 Smug_College_Liberal 2021-05-03
Jesus Christ, look at her nose. Must be a Kraut.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-03
Soon. The Trinity will be complete.
1 texanresurrection44 2021-05-03
Newest member of the JUSTice League
1 texanresurrection44 2021-05-03
First ol Lizzie, now Big Billy is single