Common law marriage my man.... you can’t even keep foyds around you for very long or else they become entitled to your stuff. Succubi have infiltrated our legal system
Imagine being so cucked you live in a common law marriage system. You might as well carry a placard saying "My wife's boyfriend approves of this" around you at all times.
That's actually scary. I'm also amused that after so many years, I'd never ever focused on what she actually looks like. Kek. Like with Bezos, whoever is standing next them doesn't really get noticed.
I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
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56 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-03
Disappointed that it wasn't Grimes tbqh
23 johannesalthusius 2021-05-03
that wouldn't even be news; Musk has had more wives than Tesla has had models
17 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-03
Yeah but she's arguably even more of an embarrassing try-hard than he is, imagine what she'd do newly divorced with $50,000,000,000 in assets
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14 red1dragon588 2021-05-03
I don’t like Musk but at least he’s smart enough to not marry her and sign away half his money
18 ohheckyeah 2021-05-03
Common law marriage my man.... you can’t even keep foyds around you for very long or else they become entitled to your stuff. Succubi have infiltrated our legal system
12 ExtraBurdensomeCount 2021-05-03
Imagine being so cucked you live in a common law marriage system. You might as well carry a placard saying "My wife's boyfriend approves of this" around you at all times.
35 Woolgun 2021-05-03
After seeing a couple of articles with pictures, I am now strongly contemplating looking up transvestigation videos on Melinda. Like, come on
https://content.fortune.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/gft05.19-bill-melinda-gates-a-square.jpg
https://static.dw.com/image/53177832_303.jpg
30 AntiLuke 2021-05-03
Whoever said Ted Cruz in a dress in the other thread wasn't wrong.
21 RochelleH 2021-05-03
That's actually scary. I'm also amused that after so many years, I'd never ever focused on what she actually looks like. Kek. Like with Bezos, whoever is standing next them doesn't really get noticed.
2 Bummunism 2021-05-03
Behind every great man, there's a literally who.
18 johannesalthusius 2021-05-03
Jenner passes better than Melinda lol
32 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-03
Holy shit. Does this mean the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is getting renamed? That's all Bill works on nowadays.
53 JimieWhales 2021-05-03
Nah, he's also been busy vaxing the entire world with his mind control chips, and also apparently fucking the poolboy.
25 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-03
I am a proponent of both those things ♥
14 thenortheastface 2021-05-03
He didn't call it the "giving pledge" for nothing!
17 RochelleH 2021-05-03
My bet is on Bill announcing he's transitioning. So, yes. It will now be renamed the Jill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
31 WeWuzKANG5 2021-05-03
Tax evasion
7 SnapshillBot 2021-05-03
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6 DaySee 2021-05-03
thaswhatshesaidamiright
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