Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.
I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.
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51 SandorClegane_AMA 2021-05-07
19 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-07
Brevity 👻 wit
23 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-07
It's very easy to imagine the two of you frotting in swordshit cosplay.
12 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-07
Cockrub warriors rise up
3 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-07
Noted.
3 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-07
http://man2manalliance.org/crw/sg.html
2 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-07
Throw in some mutual ball busting and we're set.
10 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-07
HOT😻
2 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-07
My username is just a fun play on words
5 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-07
Can't help but notice you only protested the cosplay part and not the frot.
3 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-07
I had to look that up just now.
2 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-07
Knowledge is power.
21 SnapshillBot 2021-05-07
I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.
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10 fernguts 2021-05-07
Okay, but where do the children figure into it?
13 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-07
Homosexuals are kiddie diddlers, didnt you get the memo.
17 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2021-05-07
I’ve talked to more coherent homeless street yellers.
11 WeWuzKANG5 2021-05-07
Did an AI write this?
3 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-07
Opinion posting by LW/RW anywhere should be banned.
1 TanksAreLit 2021-05-07
The conservative case for abortion: less black people