You're speaking straight to my soul right now. I don't need you're god damn life story bitch, just give me the recipe so I can get a baseline for the ingredient measurements.
This is one of the few things that actually makes me angry. The worst is the articles like “my dog ate my medicine what do I do?” and the first 4 paragraphs is like “don’t you hate when your puppet eats things they aren’t supposed to? I remember when my dog got in to my stuff”
The stuff preceding recipes like this is probably some of the most inane BS that exists on the internet. They're all the same cutesy nonsense about how this thing truly changed their life.TM
Somebody tried to make a website that was just recipes without all the bullshit, but it got shut down almost immediately because food bloggers whined about m-m-muh personal narrative (and $$$ from ads)
This was on some random Norm MacDonald compilation. I just got done watching like 5 hours of every Norm appearance on Letterman. Norm was the best thing to ever come from SNL, and is the most naturally funny comedian that ever lived. That is all for my Normblog today thank you all.
have you read his book? I just finished listening to it (he voices the audiobook) during a lot of driving I was doing and I highly recommend it. Was crying laughing at certain parts.
Yeah it was amazing, Norm is honestly a genius. His Larry King appearances where he is just talking, not really even trying to be funny were funnier than most comedians sets.
Dude I'm so approved the jannies gave me a custom flair baybee! And I edited it to be less mean to the brave women that don't get upset about jokes lol
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I've dated men since I was a teenager I think I'd know if men suddenly became funny. We shouldn't look down on them for having a biological deficit but facts don't care about your feelings.
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178 Woolgun 2021-05-15
This broad definitely writes for one of the SEO monsters recipe websites where authors' entire life story comes first, recipe second.
68 Hamalama 2021-05-15
~ Some Old Bong
7 IMPEACH_DRUMPFY_NOW 2021-05-15
Said by the character Polonius, who is an idiot.
Anyway Norm's moth joke proves it to be false 😌
17 Hamalama 2021-05-15
“I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke”. Trumpf is an idiot but that’s still a great line.
32 ShitTornadoToOz 2021-05-15
You're speaking straight to my soul right now. I don't need you're god damn life story bitch, just give me the recipe so I can get a baseline for the ingredient measurements.
34 Hamalama 2021-05-15
Just give up the goods, no foreplay huh? Typical man💅
2 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-15
Do animals have foreplay, Einstein?
3 Hamalama 2021-05-15
You've obviously never seen me or a chimp masturbate.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-15
I can only attest to one of these things.
1 Hamalama 2021-05-15
See ya on tuesday ralph.
23 johannesalthusius 2021-05-15
I read a WaPo article about a tman who started testosterone and instantly got tired of his gal friend's long-winded anecdotes.
16 somewhatimportantnew 2021-05-15
This is one of the few things that actually makes me angry. The worst is the articles like “my dog ate my medicine what do I do?” and the first 4 paragraphs is like “don’t you hate when your puppet eats things they aren’t supposed to? I remember when my dog got in to my stuff”
1 seenten 2021-05-15
The stuff preceding recipes like this is probably some of the most inane BS that exists on the internet. They're all the same cutesy nonsense about how this thing truly changed their life.TM
This is the fault of inline ads.
7 Lysis10 2021-05-15
lol I've noticed this recently. I don't gaf about your husband and kids. Just give me pics and the recipe jfc.
11 JimieWhales 2021-05-15
Somebody tried to make a website that was just recipes without all the bullshit, but it got shut down almost immediately because food bloggers whined about m-m-muh personal narrative (and $$$ from ads)
7 Lysis10 2021-05-15
Weak hands. Shoulda kept it up and told the whiners to gft.
2 seenten 2021-05-15
Apparently Mindy Kaling (of The Office) last year complained about this very thing and got shit for it.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-15
Sex never
112 Hamalama 2021-05-15
This was on some random Norm MacDonald compilation. I just got done watching like 5 hours of every Norm appearance on Letterman. Norm was the best thing to ever come from SNL, and is the most naturally funny comedian that ever lived. That is all for my Normblog today thank you all.
37 smeernootjes 2021-05-15
Link the video 😡
44 Hamalama 2021-05-15
Oops, Here is the one that the comment is from, and this is part 1 of Norm's Letterman appearances. Next time say plz for gosh's sake.
12 smeernootjes 2021-05-15
Why is the YouTube comment section such a mess, I’ve been scrolling for like 10 minutes and still haven’t found it
10 Hamalama 2021-05-15
On the first vid linked, it is the pinned comment.
7 smeernootjes 2021-05-15
Oh, I’m r-slurred and scrolled past it
22 Hamalama 2021-05-15
As long as you realize.
7 smeernootjes 2021-05-15
Of course! My mom always told me I was special after all ☺️
15 Arbys_Official 2021-05-15
have you read his book? I just finished listening to it (he voices the audiobook) during a lot of driving I was doing and I highly recommend it. Was crying laughing at certain parts.
9 Hamalama 2021-05-15
Yeah it was amazing, Norm is honestly a genius. His Larry King appearances where he is just talking, not really even trying to be funny were funnier than most comedians sets.
9 VonFingerbang 2021-05-15
9/11 😄
4 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-05-15
😂🤣🤣
My favorite part was that skinny guy breaking out laughing and then going "you set me up!"
3 Supreme-Shitposter 2021-05-15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GFIV4T-Z_Q
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51 ohheckyeah 2021-05-15
This has to be satire ... it’s like peak youtube bait. If this was on FDS or somewhere like that I would believe it’s sincere
19 Hamalama 2021-05-15
Sound like a rightoid screaming false flag, I think SOME most women might just be dumb lol
8 ohheckyeah 2021-05-15
Unapprovedcel deepthroating the whole bait and editing their comments, how am I not surprised
7 Hamalama 2021-05-15
Dude I'm so approved the jannies gave me a custom flair baybee! And I edited it to be less mean to the brave women that don't get upset about jokes lol
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33 konigstigerboi 2021-05-15
Anyone remember that guy who watched female comedians until he laughed?
29 Hamalama 2021-05-15
Some say he is still watching. They say on a quiet night you can almost hear him sigh.
5 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-15
Fun fact: the very first comedian "featured" on that video is our Sen. Majority Leader's second cousin.
1 konigstigerboi 2021-05-15
Yikes
25 32624647 2021-05-15
Maybe female comedians would be funnier if they didn't make every single joke about the fact that they're women
14 BMBB24 2021-05-15
Sweaty 40 minutes of vagina based humor is the peak of comedy yikes 💅💅💅
22 Lambsaucegone 2021-05-15
I won’t read this much whyt womxn nonsense but thanks for posting anyways🙂
17 makemestraight 2021-05-15
So much of wokie belief is just projection, it's amazing.
17 ffbtaw2 2021-05-15
In case you needed a reminder that women don't pass the Bechdel test.
11 PasiphaeDNW_03 2021-05-15
good morning
6 Hamalama 2021-05-15
Sleepy head 😴
8 Thulox 2021-05-15
This is what a tough breakup does to a mofo
6 budderyfish 2021-05-15
Not the imperial German pfp 🤢
2 invenereveritas 2021-05-15
Y'all are mocking them but men... are not funny.
1 Cynwit_2 2021-05-15
Are you on your period?
1 invenereveritas 2021-05-15
Thank you for proving my point.
1 Cynwit_2 2021-05-15
nah sis I'm funny as shit when I wanna be.
Tho in your defense if your main exposure to men's humor is reddit then I guess I cant blame you for feeling that way
1 invenereveritas 2021-05-15
I've dated men since I was a teenager I think I'd know if men suddenly became funny. We shouldn't look down on them for having a biological deficit but facts don't care about your feelings.
1 Cynwit_2 2021-05-15
maybe get better taste in men sweatie
1 invenereveritas 2021-05-15
that still doesn't make men funny, sorry.
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1 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-15
As man that was way to much text to read. Response was funny.