Does JC have to edit this out or do you just have to take it out of the wiki? If the latter just give me wiki permissions for a few seconds and I'll do it

7 pewkiemuffinboo 2021-05-20

I think JC edits it. I looked around the wiki and didn't see anything snappy related.

8 I_Shah 2021-05-20

You can just program autojannie to remove snappy comments with the no no words

20 pewkiemuffinboo 2021-05-20

I don't do nerd shit. I just get drunk and cause drama.

12 ExilesReturn 2021-05-20

Don’t forget the blowjobs Joan.

4 RedPillDessert 2021-05-20

Think of it like an email and you're spewing out an angry rant but need to remove a paragraph (dodgy Snappy quote) because it's not spicy enough.

1 I_Shah 2021-05-20

You need another paycut

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5 Bummunism 2021-05-20

🤬

reddit com r SnapshillBot wiki extxt drama

13 NotAgain03 2021-05-20

Just make an alternative in one of the other platforms which is easy or make your own site, make the sub private and advertise it on the message it shows about the sub being private. Don't you people have any dignity left, this sub is fucked either way, stop sucking up to these San Francisco degens and do something.

12 ch4p053 2021-05-20

Why would anyone do something for no monetary compensation? 🤨

7 Pokanot 2021-05-20

That's true. Maybe they should get a 20% raise for all their hard work.

3 haagendaas 2021-05-20

20% of 0 is still 0 jannies! Get to work!

11 911roofer 2021-05-20

It has been an honor serving with you all. I only regret I didn't post more.

8 S1mpledude 2021-05-20

I regret every post but also regret I wasn't here more

6 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-20

Your insane posting has been an inspiration to us all, specifically me.

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7 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-20

Insh'allah

5 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-05-20

Good.

4 somestupidname1 2021-05-20

Inshallah

3 Pepperglue 2021-05-20

Do it! I'm hier!

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1 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-20

Byee.

246 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-20

Really, Reddit? Why can't you let your users create, share, and enjoy things?

Snappy's pastas are sub-specific; none of the ones we see appear outside of this community. You know who in this community finds it occasionally offensive? Nobody. Absolutely nobody. Quite the opposite: we all love Snappy.

163 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-20

We should (mostly) peacefully protest at Reddit’s HQ until they bring back snappy

81 [deleted] 2021-05-20

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44 Pepperglue 2021-05-20

Just mostly peacefully protest at Reddit's HQ in Minecraft. Problem solved.

16 [deleted] 2021-05-20

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7 ballrot 2021-05-20

Maybe you can play Minecraft if you ask your wife's boyfriend really nicely

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15 RecallRethuglicans 2021-05-20

I don’t wanna catch ~~AIDS~~ COVID, so I’m not going ~~to San Francisco~~ outside.

Let’s be real about Reddit users

6 RedditorsFartToo 2021-05-20

~~I don’t wanna catch AIDS COVID, so~~ I’m not going ~~to San Francisco~~ outside.

Let's be really real about reddit users.

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43 15nelsoc 2021-05-20

Leak information to the IDF that Reddit HQ is harboring Hamas and storing rockets

8 Substantial-Offer-42 2021-05-20

4chan would tho

7 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-20

Or point out that this subs average iq is 50< and play the victim card.

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1 Not_Obsessive 2021-05-20

You think they'll be impressed with a bunch of f-slurs blasting each other's bussies in the middle of the sidewalk?

135 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-05-20

You say this as if reddit admins aren't literally gender study drop-outs without a basic sense of humor.

Things I've been banned for:

Asking which country was worse at video games.
Making fun of overweight people because they're a "marginalized and vulnerable community"

Think about the absurdity of the second one. Most people are overweight, meaning they're the exact opposite of marginalized. It's also their choice to be overweight.

Making a mundane joke about women (again, under the idea they're a marginalized community) which is hilarious given they enjoy a majority of political power, over 52% of personal wealth, and a college advantage gap nearing like 17 god damn points.

The point I'm getting at is these people are brain-melted NPCs that have based the rules of this website on the incoherent ramblings of poorly educated social science majors that couldn't reason their way out of a wet paper bag.

I would pay premium rates to see the CEO of reddit debate anyone with a basic understanding of this shit just to watch his soy faced low IQ ass get ripped to shreds as he fumbles around realizing twitter talking points aren't reality.

52 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-05-20

Most people are overweight,

By weight or by headcount?

36 S1mpledude 2021-05-20

A majority of the worlds body mass is held by an elite few megafats, we must do something to more equitable distribute the body fat resources of the earth

12 The_White_Light 2021-05-20

WE ARE THE 99%

49 The_Dramanomicon 2021-05-20

I recently got a warning for "promoting hate" for a movie quote containing the fslur. I censored the fslur in the quote. I wonder how long until we start getting warnings for saying "fslur"?

6 cyberdick 2021-05-20

I got one for saying "are you r-slurred....." in srd, not srd jannies, reddit jannies

4 Barkasia 2021-05-20

Grand Budapest Hotel?

2 The_Dramanomicon 2021-05-20

Snatch. The replica gun robbery scene, in a thread about someone trying to rob a place with a fake gun

2 Barkasia 2021-05-20

Based and dag pilled

34 chanbr 2021-05-20

Pizza please fuck me

15 somestupidname1 2021-05-20

Dibs round 2

14 chanbr 2021-05-20

We can share as long as you present bussy.

27 gratis_chopper 2021-05-20

more like margarinealized

20 Pepperglue 2021-05-20

Asking which country was worse at video games.

Is there even a right answer to that question.

18 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-05-20

Yes, there absolutely is, but reddit admins don't like it.

16 Islam_Was_Right 2021-05-20

Every country that isn't korea probably

7 Pepperglue 2021-05-20

Korea is only good at esport, and they are slowly losing to the PRC.

They will forever be remembered as Starcraft gods, though.

3 Islam_Was_Right 2021-05-20

Any country that isn't asian, then.

8 The_White_Light 2021-05-20

#StopAsianHate or something

11 cassiorolex 2021-05-20

redditor for 1 month

welcome back pizza. did you get a refill on your addy 'scrip?

16 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-05-20

Actually someone directed me to a drug internet market.

12 kloggins 2021-05-20

reagent test that if you're serious, very good chance it's meth

9 Bummunism 2021-05-20

Sounds like a win-win to me us.

7 seenten 2021-05-20

reddit CEO dunking on the hedgies during the GME congressional hearing

messing with subs and banning people from the site because he feels like it

Chad tbh

5 haagendaas 2021-05-20

I got banned for insulting a bot

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73 MagicCrunch 2021-05-20

The time when snappy posted the “I don’t often downvote, but you have earned mine” copypasta on a post where the OP just got cancer was his finest hour

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12 MagicCrunch 2021-05-20

I went looking for it a few weeks ago and the OP deleted everything.

7 Bummunism 2021-05-20

Ccmon removeddit reveddit webarchive. Surely one of these archived it

4 ballrot 2021-05-20

Verboten!

50 NoCrowShow 2021-05-20

You know, this comment was posted from the wrong alt. I have to keep my fetish separate from my other accounts specifically because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO SHARKS AND THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS ARGUMENT. This is fucking 2017 it shouldn't even have to be said, but FUCK!!!!!

What does have bearing on this argument is objective facts. Facts like: a low shoulder to waist ratio being attractive on human females.

Facts like: juicer bullies like you are what's wrong with the world of fitness.

Facts like: you and your little "fitnesscirclejerk" buddies are too busy staring at men's asses to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.

Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get your next steroid fix to realize that I'm on seddit learning stuff that's gonna help ME get the girl of YOUR dreams.

Wake up, bud. Your a fuckin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my ass. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all.

14 Pepperglue 2021-05-20

Being attracted to sharks? What is this person, a Vtuder simp?

Seriously, where did you even find this stuff?

16 NoCrowShow 2021-05-20

I fuck sharks, pal. Grow a pair of COJONES and maybe you will too 😎🚬

6 911roofer 2021-05-20

That's a great way to lose a pair of COJONES.

43 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-20

Snappy is irreplaceable.

10 seenten 2021-05-20

Snappy is used in a bunch of subs. They're really going to ban it site-wide just because our jannies were asleep when they were told to remove the quotes with auto no-no words?

9 AntiLuke 2021-05-20

Are we sure it was something of ours that did it? How many subs did snappy service?

4 CrockettDiedRunning 2021-05-20

Fuck snappy he's a NWO shill

130 ForDramaAndBussy 2021-05-20

Thank god I recently saved all of Snappy's quotes to a word document. Now when I look at a post, I can skim through the file and pick which quote I think Snappy would've posted in response.

87 ghostinthemachine15 2021-05-20

Here, you dropped this 👑

47 JeffButterDogEpstein 2021-05-20

Number them and then use a random number generator to choose which quote to use. It’s like communicating with Snappy Terry Davis style.

12 ch4p053 2021-05-20

This implies snappy wasnt a sentinent being

8 JeffButterDogEpstein 2021-05-20

Is G-d not sentient?

20 luciasanchezsaornill 2021-05-20

Please share this document for posterity, it is essentially our constitution.

18 cassiorolex 2021-05-20

🚨BOOMER ALERT🚨

WEE WOO WEE WOO

🚨ARRRRRRREMMMMMM AREEEMMMMMMMMM🚨

15 Pepperglue 2021-05-20

Doing God's work.

9 Post-pre-mortem 2021-05-20

share it friendo

8 S1mpledude 2021-05-20

Don't share the document, but make sure you post an appropriate snappypost to every deserving arr drama post. For such a difficult job you will early double the normal Janny pay

4 FascistDemigod 2021-05-20

please share this document

8 Bummunism 2021-05-20

reddit com r SnapshillBot wiki extxt drama

I'd share this in a less a*tistic way, but you're here

10 RedPillDessert 2021-05-20

Sigh...

https://www.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/drama

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1 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-20

Imagine doing shit for free

102 NormMacDougal 2021-05-20

You are literally not allowed to have fun on Reddit

18 ThrowRACF75 2021-05-20

I only get banned when I post memes.

52 Lysis10 2021-05-20

lol poor snappy. I saw several people talking about suspensions. I guess instead of banning the sub, they will just pick us off one-by-one.

12 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-20

We're literally a minority already. The more of us they ban the stronger we get. Look at pizza, he's unkillable at this point.

7 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-20

It's like we're Hamas and AEO is the IDF😥

46 FreezeAllMotorFuncts 2021-05-20

Literally the best of this sub.

41 kier00 2021-05-20

Reddit's admins treat Drama like Bill Lumbergh treated that mumbling idiot Milton in Office Space.

"Mmm yeah ... we are gunna disable snappy and ask you to not mention any subreddit in any fashion ever...mmmkay ... thaaaanks"

34 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-05-20

The interesting thing is that Snappy is used on a hell of a lot of subreddits, yet gets repeatedly banned for her posts here.

9 Doctor-Pavel 2021-05-20

her

26 Giveaway412 2021-05-20

Why must our heroes die young?

26 BMBB24 2021-05-20

It was definitely the Arab rant that did it in. It was highly based though.

15 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-05-20

What did that look like? The bedouin one? That's as old as homosexuality and kids

6 BMBB24 2021-05-20

Yeah. Do you have a copypastable version?

24 wanderer-10291 2021-05-20

Reddit only banned thxm because thxy were POC. Just blatant racism on Reddit’s part as usual.

24 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-20

Person of Copypasta

19 AsianWaffles308 2021-05-20

What Bedouinism does to a mf’er

16 cassiorolex 2021-05-20

RIP Queen.

I think my post did her in. I'm sorry boys....

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ng10ik/bide44n_jokes_he_will_run_over_reporter_asking/gyod64m/

25 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-20

With how long that obvious joke has been around on this sub I'm guessing Reddit admins will get around to removing the obvious antisemitism comments on PublicFreakout in 2033

9 RedPillDessert 2021-05-20

The minions' malevolence is only surpassed by their incompetence.

8 JeffButterDogEpstein 2021-05-20

Just kill me now

7 Pepperglue 2021-05-20

I knew the bot flew too close to the sun. Really a shame.

7 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-20

Snappys been having some hits lately, I'm not too surprised she got yalled for having fun

6 Elite_Club 2021-05-20

Snappy about to be flaired as an authright on PCM with how many alt accounts it will need

5 ProudCapitalist1776 2021-05-20

how the hell do you ban a bot?