our military is so weak and emasculated, china and russia are mocking us for it
Rival states have been making propaganda to mock each other for centuries. Anyone who unironically uses rival state propaganda like this needs to be riding the short bus.
The US military is vastly superior, better trained, and more formidable than either the Russian or Chinese military.
The Russian military is primarily made up of poorly trained conscripts, half of them starving.
I'd take the US military 100/100 times. The US military would wipe the fucking floor with these people.
I'd pay to watch Russian conscripts go up against US special forces. It'd look like it looked in Syria. It'd be like watching a hot knife cut through butter.
No the point of the ads is too get the wokeys on board with the military. Rightoids will already support the military no matter what, no point in having ads for them.
But it fails to get women to actually fight on the frontlines which is where I want to see them. Can you imagine the humiliation the enemy would feel getting BTFOed by a chick? The seeth would be beautiful.
People meme on the US military or hate it for political reasons but I think it's pretty cool they could level the world into a parking lot in like 2 hours, if they wanted. The US is probably the only countries in history capable of meaningful world domination.
Man a tarted take from Ted Cruz? The guy that ate his own booger on live TV?
Also whats with the weird russian fantasy with like close ups of how guns or tanks or whatever works. must be some autism spectrum specialty for R*ssians.
Man I want to go back to the 2015-16 republican nominations so bad. It was such a hilarious time seeing Ted eat his boogers live on camera and having Jeb! almost break down in tears whenever trump talked to him
Haha, it's not war porn if you don't coom to it. The "Cobra" maneuver seems kinda silly, but maybe it's useful after you run out of guided missiles and the adversary has launched all their nukes at your homeland. lmao
I was rock hard for the first 20 seconds and then just like that those hot Russian bottom twunks were replaced with something that made me go past flaccid.
You have got to be the most boring rightoid I ever saw. Please improve your posts with some shots of bussy or something, I implore you. You're stinking up the place.
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Goddamn there's some stupid people in this post not understanding what the whole point of the comparison was. You got one dumbass saying they're trying to recruit the wokeys and not understanding that the wokeys wouldn't be a good fit in the military and would run the rightoids ( who are a good fit and what the military is mainly composed of ) off. Then you have the smoothbrain take of comparing the u.s. special forces vs some poor peasant that was drafted. Of course the draftee would be destroyed in a confrontation with u.s. special forces as would a normal u.s. military personnel be murdered by the spetsnaz.
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62 Zero5urvivers 2021-05-21
Rival states have been making propaganda to mock each other for centuries. Anyone who unironically uses rival state propaganda like this needs to be riding the short bus.
43 johannesalthusius 2021-05-21
nsfw
33 Zero5urvivers 2021-05-21
Accurate depiction of the Russo-Japanese war tbh
15 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-21
Life fuel for asian"masculinity"cels
6 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-21
Dude, bussy, lmao
20 PacificSpices 2021-05-21
Imagine not shilling for China and Russia over this landfill of a country.
18 employee10038080 2021-05-21
Suck my dick you commie piece of shit, this landfill is my home
6 Unnaturalmilk02 2021-05-21
I will only shill for China and Russia if they have as much drama as 🍔land
3 Islam_Was_Right 2021-05-21
I'm fully positive China has more drama material than burgerland, they're just infinitely more capable of surpressing it sadly.
8 442dobeograda 2021-05-21
But US military mocks itself in this case.
10 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-05-21
The US military is vastly superior, better trained, and more formidable than either the Russian or Chinese military.
The Russian military is primarily made up of poorly trained conscripts, half of them starving.
I'd take the US military 100/100 times. The US military would wipe the fucking floor with these people.
I'd pay to watch Russian conscripts go up against US special forces. It'd look like it looked in Syria. It'd be like watching a hot knife cut through butter.
13 442dobeograda 2021-05-21
No shit US military is stronger timmy, but it still makes mockery of itself with such ads.
10 employee10038080 2021-05-21
No the point of the ads is too get the wokeys on board with the military. Rightoids will already support the military no matter what, no point in having ads for them.
4 LeDarkElbow 2021-05-21
But it fails to get women to actually fight on the frontlines which is where I want to see them. Can you imagine the humiliation the enemy would feel getting BTFOed by a chick? The seeth would be beautiful.
2 sineiraetstudio 2021-05-21
Aren't rightoids actually in the process of turning against the military?
Would be funny if it ends up with the dems and republicans just switching side in regards to supporting the military.
7 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-21
People meme on the US military or hate it for political reasons but I think it's pretty cool they could level the world into a parking lot in like 2 hours, if they wanted. The US is probably the only countries in history capable of meaningful world domination.
1 luciasanchezsaornill 2021-05-21
Does this man look starving to you.
34 wizdumb337 2021-05-21
I remember when they used to have you climb a mountain and fight a dragon just to become a marine.
24 cassiorolex 2021-05-21
Man a tarted take from Ted Cruz? The guy that ate his own booger on live TV?
Also whats with the weird russian fantasy with like close ups of how guns or tanks or whatever works. must be some autism spectrum specialty for R*ssians.
25 TheColdTurtle 2021-05-21
Man I want to go back to the 2015-16 republican nominations so bad. It was such a hilarious time seeing Ted eat his boogers live on camera and having Jeb! almost break down in tears whenever trump talked to him
17 johannesalthusius 2021-05-21
Russia is trying to be a military exporter on the level of Lockheed and Raytheon, but with a national GDP 20% smaller than Italy.
2 TheOverSeether 2021-05-21
What's wrong with a T-90 jump shot?
1 cassiorolex 2021-05-21
Based. See also cobra maneuver https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2O9q6EJhssQ
Both are just showing off and neither apply to real combat let's be honest here lol
2 TheOverSeether 2021-05-21
Haha, it's not war porn if you don't coom to it. The "Cobra" maneuver seems kinda silly, but maybe it's useful after you run out of guided missiles and the adversary has launched all their nukes at your homeland. lmao
11 442dobeograda 2021-05-21
That american ad oh no no no
8 PasiphaeDNW_03 2021-05-21
holy shit is that real?
🤣🤣🤣
do burgers really?
6 heretobefriends 2021-05-21
Has anyone told him he's free to move if he doesn't like it here?
6 AllAmericanHomo69 2021-05-21
Ted calling anybody emasculated after publicly gobbling the cock of the man who insulted his wife on national TV is hilarious
6 cassiorolex 2021-05-21
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/21/politics/ted-cruz-military/index.html
https://www.goarmy.com/the-calling.html
Lmao there are 5 army ads in total. Guess what gender and race isn't represented in these new 5 ads.
Oh and there's a slider for English or esp
5 jimmerz28 2021-05-21
Damn that was a rollercoaster.
I was rock hard for the first 20 seconds and then just like that those hot Russian bottom twunks were replaced with something that made me go past flaccid.
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1 -saren- 2021-05-21
You have got to be the most boring rightoid I ever saw. Please improve your posts with some shots of bussy or something, I implore you. You're stinking up the place.
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2 ThrowRACF75 2021-05-21
Maybe he would feel better if someone told him those ads are meant to stop wokies from protesting bombing kids in a country they've never heard of.
2 employee10038080 2021-05-21
I could take him seriously if Ted didn't look like this.
2 cassiorolex 2021-05-21
Nsfw
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1 Racist_FemboyV2 2021-05-21
The only way to fix this is mandatory conscription.
1 Fill_the_urn 2021-05-21
Goddamn there's some stupid people in this post not understanding what the whole point of the comparison was. You got one dumbass saying they're trying to recruit the wokeys and not understanding that the wokeys wouldn't be a good fit in the military and would run the rightoids ( who are a good fit and what the military is mainly composed of ) off. Then you have the smoothbrain take of comparing the u.s. special forces vs some poor peasant that was drafted. Of course the draftee would be destroyed in a confrontation with u.s. special forces as would a normal u.s. military personnel be murdered by the spetsnaz.
1 Pepperglue 2021-05-21
The ad may be dumb, but it's not like PRC and Russia never stopped trying to mock us.