and also let's not forget Luke's parents had to bribe y'all with a paycheck to not abort your last one

oh my

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Imagine paying someone to not vacuum out some f0ids womb. Mayoids really are a dumb species.

Luke cannot be happy with his parents

I doubt anyone in that dumpsterfire is anything resembling happy 😬

sexual liberation for the bourgeoisie: i don't want to put a label on "us" tee hee

sexual liberation for the proles:

Islam is right about women.

The white womyn will get their comeuppance Inshallah 🙏

Probably off making more bastards for Dalton to raise.

Either far more reasonable or the trashiest of them all. Can’t follow closely enough to tell.

These bitches need to weave a basket and fill it with berries.

Ya this shit wouldnt be going on if the men were out hunting mammoths and the women picking berries.

Ceterum censeo industrialis societatis esse delendam.

Another exhibit in how ph0ids get wet for their friends’ husbands/boyfriends.

Nothing says “bestiiiesss!” like wanting the same baby daddy.

I had a friend way back in high school that kept fighting over this dude with her best friend so eventually they both became his girlfriend and everything worked out.

All I had to do was take a weekend to convince them the arrangement would work out and then they alternated buying me coffee every morning for my junior and senior years out of gratitude 🤤

should have squared the triangle

Tbh I ended up fucking one of them after she married one of my good friends and he got deployed.

At least I can read what White trashes are writing. This is way better than ghetto trash when it comes to brain cell casualties.

Yeah, the mayotr@sh-speak is painful and cringe but still recognizable English, its speakers still observably sentient. Unlike some other “vernaculars” where I could use Jane Goodall to help interpret.

We’re getting banned.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight.

Might as well have fun before it happens

Lmfao you can't call poor people chimps do better

Also Goodall is a fraud

https://imgur.com/5ck5GtS.jpg The Chad they're fighting over

If my parsing of mayotr@sh-speak is correct, that’s Virgin Dalton bragging about his ability to raise Luke’s spawn (e.g. attend Madyson’s graduation), and not the Chad himself.

I don't think you know how low the bar can be for men in some places. Not even just the dating world either, though it's related, but I've had employers thank me for actually calling when I'm not coming in.

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This sort of white trash really reminds me of my youth. Thanks op

Holy fuck this is so interesting. I’m so invested. Who are these people? What are their motivations? Why are they like this? Thanks, dude, this is great.

Michael sitting in the comments with the popcorn gif is really representing all of us

TRIGGER WARNING:

THE WHITEST FUCKING SHIT EVER

WHAT FUCKING COUNTRY DO THESE PEOPLE COME FROM, AND WHY ARE WE LETTING AT LEAST ONE OF THEM GO TO COLLEGE?

Don’t worry, it’s definitely not a real college.

So it's a State college? That makes me feel better

I hate the poors. Great drama find tho.

This is why we need Allah

Wtf is 'kindergarten graduation' hahahahahahahaha wtf is wrong with burgers that they celebrate a kid """"""graduating""""" kindergarten hahahahahaha

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