Seb Gorka comes out as a pedo as has his sights set on little Greta

1  2021-05-22 by __TIE_Guy

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It's really weird how rightoids are so obsessed with this girl and just spam personal insults at her.

Whenever I ask a right-winger to explain why they have such hate for someone that didn't actually do anything to them they never have a coherent reason.

Everyone hates smug teenagers.

Everyone hates autists.

fuck em

YIKES sweety

Look at the Covington catholic high school kid

Is that smug face meets Indian or whiny school shooter surviver hoggy hogg hogg?

the only thing worse than smug teenagers are the people that prop them up.

I mean yeah true but I read an in depth multi-paragraph fantasy on r conservative a few months back, before it got removed by the mods, about how they want to rape greta from behind while throwing pig bones at the back of her head.

Big doubt

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It’s weird you would imagine this.

Is it?

No you didn't.

But your fantasies are fucked up.

I find this doubtful just because she's probably the only ugly kid in Sweden. A nation full of hot blondes and that's who they send out to preach about global warming climate change climate instability? The Swedes know their way around a meatball but their marketing people are terrible.

Sounds hot (ok minus the non-consensual part). Got a link?

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Everyone hates Swedes.

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It's because only Greta herself can match their levels of aspies and so they become afraid of her

“Rightoids are obsessed”

Greta did not rise to her level of fame because of conservatives. Liberal media, the internet and pop culture in general took a fascination with her from the beginning - it was their obsession that made her.

Rightoids level of criticism and joke-making is normal and to be expected - but our world stopped having any fun a long time ago.

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Except it was the rightoids.

Had they not had an absurd reaction to Greta, any attention around her would have died out much quicker.

But they had to go crazy, but she dared to call Trump and rabid climate denial out.

Rightoids put her in front of the UN?

You’re a clown lmao

Rightoids also made her Time's person of the year bro.

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Without googling: Name one other person that has spoken at the UN this year.

Her high profile is entirely due to rightoid sneed.

I just watched Riyad Mansour at the UN last night. Quit acting like she wasn’t given an unnecessary platform.

Literally who? Why would you just go on the internet and make up lies like that?

Sidenote: if maybe you are some kind of politics f-slur who masturbates to UN livestreams or whatever, understand that normal people are not like you and give zero shits about who blabs to the impotent blue helmets.

If you truly believe the absurd, giga melt-down rightoids had over this person did not contribute to her stardom you completely detached from reality.

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Seriousposter, This is such a delusional take ahahahahahahahahahah

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They aren't making jokes or criticism, they're spamming personal attacks at her because they're unhinged.

Seriousposter

everyone here is serious posting right now.

Yes janny precisely my point. The scourge of serious news articles being posted that aren't even funny or interesting must be stopped

Holy shit you're still alive?

Also, FAS mommy is a serious topic. I will not allow anyone to make meme posts about her😡😡

Welcome back! Now we just have to get watermark to return.

“they’re being meanies”

On the internet? Alert the police or take it up with the SRDines.

He called her thunder thighs bro. The girl looks skinny to me - sounds like an absurdist insult and the outrage over it is so forced it’s obviously politically motivated.

He called her thunder thighs bro.

Right? I've called her that as well, its a pretty obvious joke about her name. Tbf I mostly did it in the context of wanting to reduce my CO2 output between those thighs.

It’s because she’s a living meme and they only think in memes

Why would people attack this person who their opponents try to use as a criticism-proof prop for their side?

Truly a mystery for the ages.

How is she criticism proof exactly? Like, at the end of the day this is about rightoids just denying climate change, all of the science related to climate change, and viciously attacking anyone that makes them look bad.

Seriousposter

How is she criticism proof exactly?

Well, it's probably because we get shit like you and Vice crying that someone made fun of her and all the "you can't say that about a child" nonsense.

I've never, at any point seen you people criticize anything she says.

You spam personal insults about her appearance. No shit you get made fun of and mocked for attacking how a child looks because you can't argue against the points said child makes.

She ain’t a child no more 😏

When has she ever said anything of substance? I only remember her taking time out of her ongoing search for the One Ring to Rule Them All and going to the UN to engage in her "hOw dArE yOu" emotional hyperbole. The entire point of making the ugliest kid in Sweden the spokesperson was so that any time anyone did object to anything she said mouth-breathers like yourself could say "yOu cAn'T sAy tHaT, sHe'S jUsT A cHiLd" or "dOn'T pIcK oN tHe lItTlE gIrL." It wouldn't matter if she had made any substantive points against which anyone could argue, because even if they did morons like you would wail and gnash their teeth screaming that it's not fair that someone is arguing with her because "sHe'S jUsT A lItTLe gIrL!!!"

The people who put her on the world stage wanted a spokesman immune from criticism who could spew whatever words were put in her mouth without any pushback. The other side of the issue didn't play along with that, and now to divert from any objections to what she is saying or doing you cry that it's not fair. Which makes you look like a jackass, because the people with whom you align tried the underhanded tactic of using a child as a shield, a tactic which you clearly endorse. You don't get to complain about what is or isn't fair when you're pulling shit like that.

Jubber the level of delusion you engage in on a daily basis is just so bat-shit insane it borders on mental illness.

Literally the only argument Greta ever made was to "listen to the science."

Nobody wants to listen to the science, thus people like Greta show up as spokespeople for the science.

What other option is there? We could drag 700 of the worlds top climate scientists to the UN and not 1 right-winger would care or accept it.

The issue the right has with Greta has nothing to do with her being above criticism (she isn't, you fabricated that) it's that she's repeating what the left has been saying for years: listen to the science.

But the biggest issue here is right-wingers pretending we're even still having a debate. We aren't. People that want to refute a scientific consensus do not hurl random insults at other people for saying "listen to the science" they publish research over-turning said consensus.

When has anyone ever said the arguments Greta makes are above criticism on the basis she's a child? That's not one time happened. What you actually mean is you got mocked for spamming personal insults and ad hominems at a child, because you can't argue against anything she says.

Literally the only argument Greta ever made was to "listen to the science."

The only arguments I ever heard from her were emotional appeals. The only time "the science" matters to anyone is when it gives them the answer(s) that will validate their position. I think the recent r-slur-dation about the CDC mask guidance makes that obvious.

The issue the right has with Greta has nothing to do with her being above criticism

You can pretend all you like that the reason the powers that be foisted Swedish 'Tism Barbie onto the world was for anything other than because no one would be allowed to criticize her without being shamed for attacking a child/little girl, but any idiot, or at least any idiot other than you, can see that's the only reason anyone knows who she is.

But the biggest issue here is right-wingers pretending we're even still having a debate. We aren't.

You're right. We're not having a debate. After 50-75 years of "if we don't do X then Y is going to happen" predictions failing to materialize no one cares enough to pay attention any longer. Well, no one except for the people hoping to use the issue to justify authoritarian policies and/or shift large sums of money to unaccountable bureaucrats at international NGOs.

When has anyone ever said the arguments Greta makes are above criticism on the basis she's a child?

You started this very thread off with "it's really weird how rightoids are so obsessed with this girl." Don't try to pretend that you weren't trying to say she was a poor, innocent, delicate flower being savaged by those old meanie-faces. You started off doing the exact thing you're saying no one is doing, you daft twat.

The only arguments I ever heard from her were emotional appeals. The only time "the science" matters to anyone is when it gives them the answer(s) that will validate their position. I think the recent r-slur-dation about the CDC mask guidance makes that obvious.

Again, her entire argument is listen to the science, full stop, start to finish.

You can pretend all you like that the reason the powers that be foisted Swedish 'Tism Barbie onto the world was for anything other than because no one would be allowed to criticize her without being shamed for attacking a child/little girl, but any idiot, or at least any idiot other than you, can see that's the only reason anyone knows who she is.

Spamming person insults at a child is not "criticism" you demented, talk radio addled loon.

You're right. We're not having a debate. After 50-75 years of "if we don't do X then Y is going to happen" predictions failing to materialize no one cares enough to pay attention any longer. Well, no one except for the people hoping to use the issue to justify authoritarian policies and/or shift large sums of money to unaccountable bureaucrats at international NGOs.

This is literally just dressed up science denial Jubber. I'm sure you totally believe the science used to say a "big freeze" was coming too. You people are very predictable in that you just cycle through the same boring, debunked talking points repeatedly.

Even if we were generous to this absurd claim you just made, it's hilariously false. There's never been anything like climate change, nothing with this much robust evidence. Short hand would be you just engaged in a "but science was wrong before" fallacy.

https://thelogicofscience.com/2015/01/30/but-scientists-have-been-wrong-in-the-past/

You started this very thread off with "it's really weird how rightoids are so obsessed with this girl." Don't try to pretend that you weren't trying to say she was a poor, innocent, delicate flower being savaged by those old meanie-faces. You started off doing the exact thing you're saying no one is doing, you daft twat.

Obsessed in that they spam personal insults at her. Calling a child thunder thighs, autistic, and a FAS baby is criticism in your brain?

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As much as I enjoy the hilarious yoinking of posts because the bot is stupid, whoever codes the bot should pretend they're smarter than Pizza and fix the stupid thing.

Greta is a perfect example that leftoids will literally worship anyone the TV tells them to. She is a also a perfect example of the delusion that climate change activists live under.

"See! I can pay someone to sail me across the Atlantic on a 2 week trip so it IS possible to get rid of airplanes!"

Literally who worshipped her?

Also, nobody wants to get rid of airplanes but make air travel cleaner.

I'd also like to point out whenever climate activists fly to these events, people such as yourself attack them for flying and accuse them of hypocrisy. Now you're seemingly attacking of them for sailing?

Either way seems you might have melted your brain on twitter.

Lol bro do you think she was made an international star because of her dazzling looks and engaging personality? Why do you think she is famous? Lmao. It was because letoid's "YAS QUEENED" her into stardom after the MSM blasted her everywhere. She is quite literally a handcrafted spokesperson presented to you so you will give these global agencies more of your money.

"People such as yourself"

Suck my fucking cock bitchboy 🤣 I would never make such a lame argument. Leftoid leaders are hypocrites because they're child raping pedophiles who want your wealth and to enslave you. You're just the type of retard to eat the shit directly out their ass just because they paid a 16 year old to tell you to do it.

Do you have type of mental disability?

Did you "trust the plan" a little too hard?

Lol do you just serious post news post on drama?

Which meds did you stop taking?

You do 🤣 you are a serious poster. Is there anything more fucking pathetic ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Get the help you need.

Ok seriousposter

More serious posting = more drama

Not at all. You allow the seriousposters to take over and soon enough you get nothing but posts why"x should be banned"

Leftoid leaders are hypocrites because they're child raping pedophiles who want your wealth and to enslave you. You're just the type of retard to eat the shit directly out their ass just because they paid a 16 year old to tell you to do it.

The Q-slur has entered the chat

YES ALL HINT OF GLOBAL ELITES BEING POWER HUNGRY PEDOPHILES IS Q YES GOOD VERY TRUE

How was this guy approved and not me?

Wtf does a kid have to do with pedos? All she does is say Al Gore's shit. The only downside to her is retarded leftists use her to feel validated for having the basic mental capacity to believe in climate as opposed to moving to have actual experts direct them on how to clean the planet.

Even then, does it really matter if theyre distracted by the angry teenager? The planet is doomed in a scary short time no matter what we do now. 300 years top, humans are done.

wtf does a kid have to do with pedos?

Where do I begin?

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She is a also a perfect example of the delusion that climate change activists live under.

Eh, I blame her parents. She's just a 🧩🧠 teenager that is passionate about a topic that just happens to be extremely in vogue. Her parents turned her into a media circus freak. I actually feel bad for her.

Ceterum censeo industrialis societatis esse delendam.

Seriously. It's not like she's saying anything new, this is shit that has been proven for decades. But in order for these facts to be palatable to the general public, they need to get someone who isn't a filthy nerd scientist and have her invoke the emotions of the masses. Her whole thing is just repeating what we already know; she's more of a media figure than her own activist, although she's certainly passionate.

Climate change activists are the greatest barrier to actual work to prevent climate change. They make environmental consciousness so fucking unpalatable and irritating to the general population, unfortunately.

That and any solutions or alleviations that don't involve creating a super government we funnel all our money into are ridiculed. Elon Musk, ignoring his memehood, has done quite a bit for solar and electric engines, and the left can't fucking stand it because he isn't a government agency. If I have to hear how he got rich off blood diamonds one more fucking time I'm going to chop my dick off

This is your brain on memes

The point of sailing across the ocean was to show how difficult replacing high carbon transportation can be.

Even if you want to cross an ocean without emitting carbon, it’s impossible without a sail boat. So corporate and government action is needed to find better alternatives, not just individual responsibility

Yes give them your money. It's the only solution.

Who is “them”?

The jews. He is a pussy who won’t say it but he means the jews and will say “the liberal elites” instead.

I'm left-leaning and I dislike Greta, or at least how people react to her. I just hate the fact that pretty much all scientific evidence has shown that climate change is real and something needs to be done about it. Suddenly some random ultra-rich Swede repeats the points that is in STEM have been making for YEARS and everyone is on board now.

I guess I'm just pissed at the world for being so r-slurred. Thank god some silver spoon rich girl can come along, sail across the Atlantic on her parents' dime, and parrot the same thing everyone has been saying all along, and suddenly the UN pays fucking attention.

why does she criticize us. what about chinaaaah. mah chinese emissions.

Tfw she just stood up to gyna...

She literally has more cohones than the POTUS 🤭

take the FAS-pill already. (Its just a precursor to the Ted-pill)

Ceterum censeo industrialis societatis esse delendam.

As a rightoid her parents' grift in utilizing her is extremely transparent and I get why people think she's obnoxious but I also find her oddly charming in a weird sort of way.

It's really weird how rightoids are so obsessed with this girl and just spam personal insults at her.

Yeah, weird, isn't it?

Lmao that first one lasted maybe a week. The second want illegally crossed state lines and killed multiple people.

Sure, the first kid was stupid, nobody should have cared or attacked him. He was just a low IQ indoctrinated rightoid doing what rightoids do.

But he does not compare to Greta.

The Boy Who Smirked at Geronimo went on for a lot longer than a week and Deadshot did not "illegally cross state lines," which isn't a thing, you tremendous LOLCOW. If you're trying to say that he should be up for federal charges because he brought a firearm across state lines in order to commit a crime ( <--- see how easy it is to communicate that thought?), even that's wrong because everyone has known for months that he didn't bring the gun with him. The multiple people he killed were all reprehensible scumbags, one a convicted pedophile, and they were making the monumentally r-slurred error of attacking someone with a gun.

In either case, you can't complain that rightoids are "obsessed with this girl," "this girl" who voluntarily stepped into the limelight and became a spokesperson for a political movement, making her fair game, while at the same time doing cognitive cartwheels trying to explain how it's perfectly normal for lefties to be "obsessed with this boy," both of whom are roughly the same age as Swedish 'Tism Barbie, when neither of them did anything to purposely make themselves public figures, and are only notable for their responses to leftoid r-slurs.

I eagerly await your spastic BOF SIDZ/"false equivalence"/It's (D)ifferent When We Do It response.

The Boy Who Smirked at Geronimo went on for a lot longer than a week and Deadshot did not "illegally cross state lines," which isn't a thing, you tremendous LOLCOW.

Except he did illegally cross state lines, you poorly educated buffoon.

He was not legally old enough to even carry a rifle in Wisconsin. He crossed into another state, intending on breaking the law.

You can make an argument there are exceptions in the law here for rifles - to hunt, but he was not there to hunt, he went there for other reasons.

He probably won't be charged with gun crimes here because it's a minor crime anyway, but what he did was probably illegal.

If you're trying to say that he should be up for federal charges because he brought a firearm across state lines in order to commit a crime ( <--- see how easy it is to communicate that thought?), even that's wrong because everyone has known for months that he didn't bring the gun with him. The multiple people he killed were all reprehensible scumbags, one a convicted pedophile, and they were making the monumentally r-slurred error of attacking someone with a gun.

A) no I did not.

B) Everyone that isn't a low IQ buffoon knows he dragged that gun across state lines. They came up with a wild story the police couldn't reasonably refute to avoid gun charges there. You can literally see him in FB pictures in his home state with a gun. Yeah, the cops can't prove it's the exact same gun, but it seems weird he'd go collect another ar-15 in Wisconsin.

In either case, you can't complain that rightoids are "obsessed with this girl," "this girl" who voluntarily stepped into the limelight and became a spokesperson for a political movement, making her fair game, while at the same time doing cognitive cartwheels trying to explain how it's perfectly normal for lefties to be "obsessed with this boy," both of whom are roughly the same age as Swedish 'Tism Barbie, when neither of them did anything to purposely make themselves public figures, and are only notable for their responses to leftoid r-slurs.

This is the same bullshit argument you apes always use. By your logic the low IQ right-wing kid also stepped into the limelight, putting himself in a political movement when he started reeing about the media and spreading the same weirdo conservative lies you all spread.

Either way, nobody gives a shit about him anymore, his time in the spotlight was nothing compared to Greta. At one point every single post on r con was about greta.

I do enjoy your attempts to claim a violent, murderous militia member crossing state lines to play soldier is the same thing as a teenager speaking out against climate denial, though.

Except he did illegally cross state lines, you poorly educated buffoon.

Everyone that isn't a low IQ buffoon knows he dragged that gun across state lines.

I know this probably goes without saying, but you know nothing. Even the partisans at Politihack wouldn't touch the "he took a weapon across state lines" bit with a 10' pole. The closest you come to being right is that at 17 it was illegal for him to posess "a dangerous weapon."

This is the same bullshit argument you apes always use.

Yes, and I know that annoys you because it's based on objective facts you can't refute so you're left whining about it. Being thrust onto the national stage because hack reporters are completely deranged over Orange Man and his followers isn't at all comparable to willingly taking part in and becoming the face of an international PR effort.

I do enjoy your attempts to claim a violent, murderous militia member crossing state lines to play soldier is the same thing as a teenager speaking out against climate denial, though.

This is the best It's (D)ifferent you could muster? As the kids say on the interwebs, "I am disappoint." Trying to say "but they're right to be obsessed" is just admitting that they're obsessed. I know you have difficulty remembering what a conversation is about because you get lost wandering off on tangents hoping everyone else will become as distracted as you are, but the point was the lefties have their own "obsessed with this kid" problem, and here you are practically admitting that's right.

As usual, you apply your keen and penetrating intellect to an argument only to come up with some of the most moronic responses possible. If I actually thought you were smart I'd suggest that you're the poster child for "so smart they're stupid."

I know this probably goes without saying, but you know nothing. Even the partisans at Politihack wouldn't touch the "he took a weapon across state lines" bit with a 10' pole. The closest you come to being right is that at 17 it was illegal for him to posess "a dangerous weapon."

This is literally a media story just repeating what I repeated. If you want to believe this kid crossed into a new state and was gifted ana ar-15, more power to you, I wasn't born yesterday.

Yes, and I know that annoys you because it's based on objective facts you can't refute so you're left whining about it. Being thrust onto the national stage because hack reporters are completely deranged over Orange Man and his followers isn't at all comparable to willingly taking part in and becoming the face of an international PR effort.

Nothing you do annoys me because literally your entire worldview/strategy is the same as every hivemind NPC conservative lmao. It's probably the most tried and true tactic of the politically illiterate activist conservative wind of the Republican party.

  • obfuscate

  • False equivalence.

  • Hypocrisy accusation

The entire point of OFH for short, is to defend conservative causes that are otherwise indefensible. They (and you) do this by trying to warp reality around everyone else.

This is why in your head, 144 house republicans voting to overturn an election, along with multiple Republican senators, based on Q-anon lies is the exact same thing as a singlular house democrat voting not to certify years ago.

In substance, these are not comparable events to anyone with a functioning brain, but conservatives aren't trying to convince anyone they are, they're more interested in the aesthetic.

As long as conservatives feel like everything is the same, it doesn't matter if it actually is.

This is literally a media story just repeating what I repeated

If you're citing the Politihack "fact check" to the exclusion of the other story, yes, they are repeating what you said...before saying they aren't going to go down that road because they can't prove shit, which is a rare bit of honesty coming from the propagandists at Politihack.

Nothing you do annoys me

Yes, of course, the only reason you waste your time responding with "words words words words words" is because you're not at all bothered. You'd think someone who can't admit that it's plausible that someone borrowed a gun from a friend/acquaintance would realize how unbelievable "I'm not bothered" sounds in the context of your seriousposting.

As long as conservatives lefties feel like everything is the same It's (D)ifferent, it doesn't matter if it actually is.

Jubber I quit taking a single thing you said seriously when you unironically argued to me that what happened after 2020 was completely normal and had happened before.

You made it, in that very moment, absurdly obvious what you were. You're a Rush Limbaugh conservative, which i rank as some of the dumbest humans on the planet.

You take nothing I say seriously yet you expound unendingly in response to anything I say. Your actions speak louder than your words.

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Struck a nerve with our resident rightoids radical centrists I see.

That's what you call a fat chick.

I wonder if being fat has any impact on a human's carbon emissions? 🤔

It takes more energy to transport fatties.

It's always been my stance that when you fly you're put on a scale with a display the entire checkin area can see and you're charged a fuel surcharge if you're heavy. If you hit a certain threshold, bells go off and you have to buy a 2nd seat.

Holy shit, that's extremely based

Tickets should be $1 a lbs

Isn't she real skinny tho?

Masterlawls looks more like womyn than him.

I haven't seen any pictures though.

she's a child not a chick.

She's 18.

That's only about 7 in redditor years

Im probably retarded, but shouldn't redditor years work the other way around? So that an 18 yo is far too old?

I was channeling the energy of the redditors who seem to think adulthood doesn't kick in till about 28.

Well, that was way too smart for me.

A few years back there was some article about like a 28 year old lawyer participating in a firebombing of a cop car and the author called him a kid who made a bad decision.

We live in a world where people never grow up.

I think it's more about how redditors trip over themselves to label young adults and older teens as "children" when it fits their narrative, for instance that girl that got shot by the police recently after she tried stabbing another woman in front of the cop. It's the weepy, "THEY MURDERED A CHILD!!!!!" shit they always try and pull.

this story is like 2 years old. The latest fresh drama only pls thx

My bad homie, didn't realize. In my defense I may be stupid, but like in the medical sense of the word. Just look at that title.

She's probably reaching the weight limit on that solar powered sailboat.

called 17-year-old climate activist Greta Thunberg

January 8, 2020

Whew, I was actually worried for a second

Also, 😡😡😡🏹 stay away from her, FAS-mommy is mine😡😡 we will lead the world together into a glorious pre-industrial future!

Seb Dorka

Why do american republicans seem kind of disproportionately inappropriate to young girls?

Is it really just Republicans though?

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Yo wtf she's not even wearing a bra. Looks fucking 11 years old there and this is her at 18?

Literally a pedo's fucking dream girl.

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Did China and Gorka get together for a confab and decide the best way to insult a girl is by calling her fat? Or are they just equally uncreative?

I really need to retake ESL. Sorry guy's for the title.