West Virginia offers anti-vaccine hicks free guns and trucks, if they'll just get the goddamn shot already

1  2021-06-02 by Can_The_SRDine

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I was about to say based but then it turned out to be a lottery and that is cringe.

That's where you're wrong, buckerino. Poors love the lottery. If you gave West Virginiacels a choice between a 22oz can of Busch Light & a hot dog or a 1 in 1000000 chance at a new F-150, you'd give out lunch to maybe three people.

Very true

Free hi-point for a vax shot.

Shit even a half a box of 9mm for getting the shot would have been enough.

I would gladly vax for a highpoint

If you wanna bride West Virginians, Oxycontin is probably your best bet.

Just tell them it's heroin and they'll gladly inject themselves with the stuff

YOU WILL GET THE VACCINE

YOU WILL DEFEND THE 2ND AMENDMENT

AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

This but unironically

Don't forget the Mountain Dew.