The article’s only description being that of a man impaled by a log while riding his 4x4 off-roader, I am forced to infer that the impalement was the result of ATV Jousting.
You know, if they managed to do it with a few more safety precautions and a bit less death, it looks kind of cool. ATV jousting? Flamethrower barbecue? Who says you have to be Elon Musk to play with cool toys?
What I really want to see is a redneck science rave, where they use parabolic lenses from old TVs to cook the food instantly and have scrappy robot jousts. But sadly that festival only exists in my most hydrated dreams. 😔
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38 CantWakeUpJPG 2021-06-23
U ok snappy?
33 heretobefriends 2021-06-23
🤔🤔🤔
21 Hotwheelsjack97 2021-06-23
Did you impale that man, snappy?
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59 aurorapwnz 2021-06-23
That shit looks like so much fun.
16 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-06-23
Rolling around in the mud with a bunch of parasite laden pinkskins. Way to expose yourself as filthy and similar to swine.
41 aurorapwnz 2021-06-23
Better than basement dwelling, but I wouldn’t expect most on Redditors™️ to understand that
23 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-06-23
Ok stinky
57 goodbehaviorsam 2021-06-23
Buh buh buh based?
21 boibig57 2021-06-23
Bubbabased
53 heretobefriends 2021-06-23
This is America
52 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-23
The shocking thing about this is that rednecks fatally y'alled each other without using guns
44 CopeSeetheDial8 2021-06-23
You went to an event titled "Redneck Rave" in Mammoth, Kentucky and expected any different?
33 pearlsandplumes 2021-06-23
Look at all that "wHaT aBoUt cHiCaGo?" redneck seethe in the comments.
18 Pepperglue 2021-06-23
After displaying how low they can go, cope is the only thing they can do to make them feel better.
6 Can_The_SRDine 2021-06-23
Where would we be without the Cha?
24 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-06-23
Look at the three people in the middle of this photo. This is America.
8 seenten 2021-06-23
So Burning Man except for fat inbreds instead of aged hippies.
5 catsundae666 2021-06-23
I can smell the bologne and mayo through my phone. 🤢
17 tiptopkitkat 2021-06-23
Only 48, that seems not right.
13 Jamity4Life 2021-06-23
Mayoids continue to be subhuman
11 TayloTayloBookito 2021-06-23
God bless America.
10 bardfinn_is_a_retard 2021-06-23
That actually looks pretty bad ass ngl
9 -cochise 2021-06-23
Fuck, I missed this?
9 AnnArchist 2021-06-23
/r/drama meetup for 2022. I'll be there. ! remindme 250 days
1 california_quail 2021-06-23
They’re apparently planning one for October, I’m buying my tickets now.
8 DFNIckS 2021-06-23
Sounds like Bonnaroo for poors
6 69733348 2021-06-23
it kinda looks like fun tho
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4 aza12323 2021-06-23
The article’s only description being that of a man impaled by a log while riding his 4x4 off-roader, I am forced to infer that the impalement was the result of ATV Jousting.
4 SocratesScissors 2021-06-23
You know, if they managed to do it with a few more safety precautions and a bit less death, it looks kind of cool. ATV jousting? Flamethrower barbecue? Who says you have to be Elon Musk to play with cool toys?
What I really want to see is a redneck science rave, where they use parabolic lenses from old TVs to cook the food instantly and have scrappy robot jousts. But sadly that festival only exists in my most hydrated dreams. 😔
3 RedditorsFartToo 2021-06-23
Did I travel back in time and got out in the 90s or is Kentucky just that far behind?
3 CaliggyJack 2021-06-23
LMAO the article title is worse than the drama title
3 jimmerz28 2021-06-23
I can literally just spend a few weeks at my parents' place and get exactly the same thing, but with better beer (Great Lakes Brewing 💅).
Although I haven't yet run into that 😍😍 tatted daddy in blue 😍😍
2 wokeaspie 2021-06-23
Mmm, tastes like cigarettes and poverty
2 Bumbong 2021-06-23
And they say white people don't know how to party
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Had to pause my adblock for this one.
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1 Terrible_Ad7528 2021-06-23
The south is rising. You can't stop this.