Imagine having to hear angloid babble in your ear for 5 seconds. Now imagine that in choir for an hour.
OI, LUV, ROIT FAWKIN GUD TOIM, INNIT?
BLIMEY NGUBU BLOCKED IT, 'OIST THE LITTLE CUNT UP!
Years from now, her husband will take her for fish and chips and see her shiver in her seat like a nude eskimo, before stabbing a fork into a young waitress' eyeball.
We're basically Britain and America combined. Casual alcoholism, bland food, fake news lovers, reality TV watching, consooming, car hooning, rslurred voting.
We are laid back as people say, but that's because we're lazy shits.
I'm a criminal's descendent, I don't bend the knee, since my great great great great grandpa Johnothan Shillingtton the 3rd got deported here and expelled from The Crown for stealing a sausage roll.
Lol, it's so funny looking at German fans trying to take the moral high ground here, when they laughed at a Brazilian kid in 2014. Every international fanbase laughs at crying fans. The insults towards her are awful though, but having a laugh at the pub is fine.
Laughing at crying children is an important part of watching football. I remember bawling my eyes out as a 7 year old after my country got knocked out when I thought for sure we were gonna be world champions. It's heartbreaking for a child but hilarious to see as an adult.
There used to be a site called “the agony of defeat” or something that used to capture crowd shots of drunk sorority girls crying and looking sad when their college football team was losing, one of the best places on the internet I can’t find anymore
It's funny to see the shock and horror influx over standard football tribalism during international tournaments. If only we could all clap politely like Wimbledon fans.
A little girl is crying because her team lost. When the England team lose domestic abuse reports goes up by like 38%. But let's all laugh at the little girl in tears. Fucking nasty bastards. Is it any wonder the world hates us when we are so arrogant
Didn't German fans laugh at a Brazilian kid for weeks in 2014? And I don't see what correlation domestic violence increasing has to do with laughing at a kid for crying. God why are there so many self hating cucks in this country? European and South American ultras are far worse than anything England fans have done, eastern european countries have crowds doing monkey chants at our black players, Columbian fans killed thier own player for scoring an own goal and their fanbases aren't hated nearly as much as ours. Really don't think the rest of the world have a moral high ground here.
I am not that invested in football but I am always very happy when anyone in any european country which isn't mine cries about loosing. It's like it turns off my empathy, I just eagerly await the camera to turn on the next crying german/french/swiss/austrian/spanish/portoguese/etc. fan
Hilarious stuff. British football fans will defend the actions of their teams and fans to the death. Good luck trying to shame them as most are too fucking daft to understand your point.
The English football team FINALLY does something worthwhile (or, at least not completely fucking embarrassing) and this is how they act. British football fans are some cringe shit. Pot belly, sunburned bald head, bad teeth…just no.
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170 Terrible_Ad7528 2021-06-30
Imagine having to hear angloid babble in your ear for 5 seconds. Now imagine that in choir for an hour.
OI, LUV, ROIT FAWKIN GUD TOIM, INNIT? BLIMEY NGUBU BLOCKED IT, 'OIST THE LITTLE CUNT UP!
Years from now, her husband will take her for fish and chips and see her shiver in her seat like a nude eskimo, before stabbing a fork into a young waitress' eyeball.
76 Bosmer_Bussy_Returns 2021-06-30
Br*tish "people" are the blacks of the white race
62 Expert-Cut-2701 2021-06-30
what did he mean by this
26 iNEEDheplreddit 2021-06-30
Pretty sure that's Australians. They didn't get deported for nothing
20 This_Mud8879 2021-06-30
We're basically Britain and America combined. Casual alcoholism, bland food, fake news lovers, reality TV watching, consooming, car hooning, rslurred voting.
We are laid back as people say, but that's because we're lazy shits.
3 GhostfaceTequila 2021-06-30
Imagine being a British reject, lmao
22 This_Mud8879 2021-06-30
At least I'm not Bri'ish
1 GhostfaceTequila 2021-06-30
Lizzie II is still your queen bruv
1 This_Mud8879 2021-06-30
I'm a criminal's descendent, I don't bend the knee, since my great great great great grandpa Johnothan Shillingtton the 3rd got deported here and expelled from The Crown for stealing a sausage roll.
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9 BUKAKKOLYPSE 2021-06-30
>not slavs
5 johannesalthusius 2021-06-30
https://youtu.be/p0uMisUnqlk
2 TheOverSeether 2021-06-30
lol, Continentals just can't help themselves.
2 YourGreatDarshFace 2021-06-30
D1ck van Dy#e himself couldn't have said it better.
1 Terrible_Ad7528 2021-06-30
That was 100 percent accurate. My scottsh friend on discord even said so.
1 FrancoisTruser 2021-06-30
Poor waitress.
144 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-06-30
Lol, it's so funny looking at German fans trying to take the moral high ground here, when they laughed at a Brazilian kid in 2014. Every international fanbase laughs at crying fans. The insults towards her are awful though, but having a laugh at the pub is fine.
73 lolokinx 2021-06-30
Crying about sports u don’t participate in is embarrassing af. Well worth a laugh but callin a kid cunt is a bit much
23 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-06-30
Yeah, agreed there.
22 TheOverSeether 2021-06-30
Hot take by a stinky SRD. Get out.
4 adhamrlf 2021-06-30
Yeah but this time it's an*los 🤮
3 Trouble1nParadise 2021-06-30
Yeah but the kid is white here
1 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-06-30
That Brazilian kid was pretty white too tbh
106 smeppel 2021-06-30
Yes I'm sure no Kraut ever laughed at the Brazilian boy crying into cola cup after 7-1.
Laughing at crying children is an important part of watching football. I remember bawling my eyes out as a 7 year old after my country got knocked out when I thought for sure we were gonna be world champions. It's heartbreaking for a child but hilarious to see as an adult.
Anyway. I hope the bongs don't win.
28 Terrible_Ad7528 2021-06-30
Just seeing this for the first time. Absolutely hysterical, and I mean both definitions. I wish soccer was more exciting.
18 Riderz__of_Brohan 2021-06-30
There used to be a site called “the agony of defeat” or something that used to capture crowd shots of drunk sorority girls crying and looking sad when their college football team was losing, one of the best places on the internet I can’t find anymore
6 ItsSugar 2021-06-30
It's more fun when it's a competition that actually matters.
17 Unironic_IRL_Jannie 2021-06-30
I cried at a baseball game and they showed me on the big screen
7 adhamrlf 2021-06-30
It's funny to see the shock and horror influx over standard football tribalism during international tournaments. If only we could all clap politely like Wimbledon fans.
87 TedhaHaiParMeraHai 2021-06-30
'ate Brits
Luv me wife
Simple as
53 mynameJef6969 2021-06-30
Luv me luverpool fc
Luv me ingerland
Ate' kruats
Simple as
51 habeshamuscle 2021-06-30
Why can't angloids be this based all the time?
50 Askdrillsarge 2021-06-30
When they were told to “pick on someone their own size” they measure by maturity
54 WarSanchez 2021-06-30
And number of teeth. Little girl is probably just getting her adult teeth so they saw it as fair.
4 jubbergun 2021-06-30
40 cucucumbra 2021-06-30
A little girl is crying because her team lost. When the England team lose domestic abuse reports goes up by like 38%. But let's all laugh at the little girl in tears. Fucking nasty bastards. Is it any wonder the world hates us when we are so arrogant
61 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2021-06-30
LMAO
28 Celebration_Awkward 2021-06-30
It's an almost constant cycle of sports failure and wife beating.
13 jubbergun 2021-06-30
WTF? Suddenly I LOVE soccer!
3 remicx 2021-06-30
CAM ON ENGERLAND
44 TedhaHaiParMeraHai 2021-06-30
Imagine being downvoted for hating Bri ish. What has this sub come to?
18 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2021-06-30
He's Br***sh. So down voting him is also acceptable.
12 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-06-30
Didn't German fans laugh at a Brazilian kid for weeks in 2014? And I don't see what correlation domestic violence increasing has to do with laughing at a kid for crying. God why are there so many self hating cucks in this country? European and South American ultras are far worse than anything England fans have done, eastern european countries have crowds doing monkey chants at our black players, Columbian fans killed thier own player for scoring an own goal and their fanbases aren't hated nearly as much as ours. Really don't think the rest of the world have a moral high ground here.
18 kermit_was_wrong 2021-06-30
Slavs and Columbians barely count as people, and are held to lower standards. And nobody mangles the beautiful American language like angloid scum.
5 Unironic_IRL_Jannie 2021-06-30
Columbians are hot and almost white.
Brazilian are the b***s of Latin America's
8 kermit_was_wrong 2021-06-30
The brits of South America? I’ll accept that.
5 MEGA_NEGA9001 2021-06-30
watch yo mouth yt boi
4 kermit_was_wrong 2021-06-30
Are you slavscum or some variety of southern mexican?
1 Woolgun 2021-06-30
Aren't you some kind of slavic or baltic immigrant? Or am I mistaking you for some1 else?
2 kermit_was_wrong 2021-06-30
What’s you point?
1 Woolgun 2021-06-30
Trying to figure out if I should upvote for self deprecation or downvote for burger nonsense.
-5 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-06-30
American language 😂😂😂, I swear you guys don't even have a national language. You just copied ours and made it slightly worse
9 kermit_was_wrong 2021-06-30
Ancient history doesn’t matter - modern lingua franca is American, because we are the top dogs in the world and britcucks are culturally irrelevant.
-2 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-06-30
The language you're speaking is called English, because it's from England. No one calls it American. Relevancy doesn't factor into that.
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7 habeshamuscle 2021-06-30
Are all you bastards this fucking whiny and sanctimonious?
2 adhamrlf 2021-06-30
Imagine whinny about your country rather than just moving.
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24 Devourerofmachines 2021-06-30
I am not that invested in football but I am always very happy when anyone in any european country which isn't mine cries about loosing. It's like it turns off my empathy, I just eagerly await the camera to turn on the next crying german/french/swiss/austrian/spanish/portoguese/etc. fan
22 bumford11 2021-06-30
Well my favorite sport is curling
42 A47Cabin 2021-06-30
Pick one
19 quitsocmedia 2021-06-30
Redditors are such whiny moral guardians like they don't harass people worse than this for less reason.
17 Celebration_Awkward 2021-06-30
Hilarious stuff. British football fans will defend the actions of their teams and fans to the death. Good luck trying to shame them as most are too fucking daft to understand your point.
18 DiamondRumble 2021-06-30
you wouldnt say that to my face mate
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3 MulanMcNugget 2021-06-30
Besides the one calling her a cunt I see no problem with anything else, not like other teams fan wouldn't get enjoyment if it weren't reversed.
13 employee10038080 2021-06-30
Why are redditors so humor less. Seeing kids cry is objectively funny, get over it
6 chilifuckaronipizza 2021-06-30
To be fair, this is the least worst time a Bri’isher made a little girl cry.
5 Kraldar 2021-06-30
I just don't really care tbh, anyone trying to make some wide cultural jab because of some cunts on twitter making edgy jokes is going a bit far.
Likely would've blown over almost immediately had people not had a shit fit about it
4 aza12323 2021-06-30
Very standard socially-inept internet commentary. Groundbreaking work
4 Pepperglue 2021-06-30
With this kind of vitriol being exchanged, I sometimes wonder why there has been no war started because of sports.
8 Celebration_Awkward 2021-06-30
You jest https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War
3 Pepperglue 2021-06-30
Well I'll be damned. I wonder when they would do it in Europe, then.
4 Celebration_Awkward 2021-06-30
With any luck it'll kick off at the end of the Euros.
3 pm-me-manifestos 2021-06-30
COME ON INGERLAND - SCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS
3 RogerNigel92 2021-06-30
Thats some sweet German Cope right there...
3 jubbergun 2021-06-30
If I wanted to see a German girl crying and being degraded I'd watch porn.
3 sous_vide_slippers 2021-06-30
Redditors are such cucks
2 UnexpectedLizard 2021-06-30
It's a reference to Fawlty Towers, you humorless twats.
You started it.
2 NoCrowShow 2021-06-30
there there, luv
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-6 CoopsCoffeeAndDonuts 2021-06-30
The English football team FINALLY does something worthwhile (or, at least not completely fucking embarrassing) and this is how they act. British football fans are some cringe shit. Pot belly, sunburned bald head, bad teeth…just no.
17 carpathianflorist-_- 2021-06-30
90% of the comments itt have forced me to repeatedly check to make sure I didn’t end up in SRD somehow. Get OUT.
-6 CoopsCoffeeAndDonuts 2021-06-30
I have no idea what this means.
10 carpathianflorist-_- 2021-06-30
OUT OUT OUT
3 ItsSugar 2021-06-30
IT MEANS FUCK OFF.
-13 liumel 2021-06-30
Wtf.. she's just a child .. people are fucking sick
15 Fresh__Slice 2021-06-30
This is relatively tame in comparison to the what the internet was like 18 years ago. Some of you are so fucking soft
10 -holier-than-mao- 2021-06-30
Homie wasn’t born eighteen years ago.
5 Fresh__Slice 2021-06-30
Wait until this fslur finds out about Chris Chan
-10 liumel 2021-06-30
Using a derogatory term to call a woman let alone a child is disgusting so In my opinion you are a prick
12 Fresh__Slice 2021-06-30
I'm here to fucking laugh, not for a morality lesson
10 catsundae666 2021-06-30
You are in the wrong sub, love.
5 shwoooooop 2021-06-30
Sneed
2 This_Mud8879 2021-06-30
Take the average person, give em a norf fc shirt, lower their iq by 30, then you have the average Bri'ish football fan.
0 liumel 2021-06-30
I understand now