Today’s “I am a hero for doing nothing” thread

1  2020-12-27 by cfbWORKING

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The duality of me

  1. COVID is tragic and bad and is fucking up a lot of people

  2. Redditors are acting like weenies

I wish I knew the radical centrist option here... 😔

Every now and then the radically center take is just the right one

We should protect the olds and sick from getting the virus to avoid packed hospitals while going back to life as normal as much as possible

I'm always tempted to smugpost to these fools about just how much "healthcare heroes" have been toying with the rules, lmao

Lol before I clicked the link I thought it was gonna be someone on r/MadeMeSmile saying “I have crippling depression but today I got out of bed and walked down the street!”

But no, it’s just more smug doomer shit, typical Reddit.

Ahh yes, being a hero for "not socializing". How can you type that without realizing how much you sound like a basement dwelling neckbeard.

Doomers and coomers, who wants to guess how much of a circle that venn diagram is?

Potential employers will expect us to go on long-winded rants about all we 'accomplished' while in collective survival mode. The intelligent and rational Americans will continue to be decimated and denied opportunities

To which I’d be temped to simply say “I accomplished not contributing to a pandemic. You’re welcome.”

Lmfao the smugness of doomers

Thank you. My best friend just made it clear she doesn't really want to talk to me anymore because I canceled a get together with her after she told me she hadn't been quarantining at all after she said she would. I wasn't mad, just told her that I'm helping to care for my elderly grandparent and I can't risk it. She thinks everything should return to normal, masks are awful, the virus is just a cold, and I'm the crazy one. We've never disagreed about anything and I'm left here feeling more depressed than ever because I want to be cautious on account of others. Thanks for the words of encouragement.

Based life enjoyer BTFOs average doomer fan

tldr: REEEEEEEEEEE