Kebab NOT removed from UK Universities, as the NUS (National Union of Students) elects it's first Black Muslim Woman president. Declaring gay men no longer oppressed makes way for refusing to condemn ISIS and sticking it to the Zionist cabal that runs literally everything. God save the Queen!
93 148 comments 2016-04-21 KhristKannon in r/drama
Pearl clutching parents and The Gay Agenda's mission creep collide for 900+ comments when The Guardian says Elsa needs a lesbian girlfriend for "Frozen 2" This shit is gay, yo!
85 254 comments 2016-05-05 KhristKannon in r/drama
BLM leader who tweeted “Plz Allah give me strength not to cuss/kill these men and white folks out here today.” writes an OpEd. /u/jonathontaylortom chastises the reactionary bird turds in /r/Toronto who put cracker feelz over Afro feelz.
81 53 comments 2016-04-11 KhristKannon in r/drama
Chris Chan tells of auditioning to personally inseminate a sperm donor seeking lesbian couple, only to be mocked by an ex-gay porn star who failed an STD test. His assessment: Autism >> AIDS cock. Promises of a video competition to come comparing their "acrobatic sexual prowess."
81 108 comments 2016-05-28 KhristKannon in r/drama
More white, er, not-black-enough-washing in Hollywood as relatively light skinned Zoe Saldana appropriates the role of Nina Simone from African American pure bloods, using the oppression known as makeup.
71 85 comments 2016-03-08 KhristKannon in r/drama
A man literally named Gay (and an 84 year old literary legend) tells the BU school assembly that no woman author has ever inspired him, because talking to "anti-social" (read: interesting) people is scary, therefore they only write make believe stories.
66 81 comments 2016-04-03 KhristKannon in r/drama
IT'S HAPPENING!! AND IT'S NSFL! It's Chris Chan vs Johan in blow up doll sex tape auditions for the honor of impregnating a barren (semenless) lesbian couple!
65 68 comments 2016-05-31 KhristKannon in r/drama
Nick Denton's lawyer invokes "muh holocaust! Muh 6,000 gorillion" in Gawker's Hulkster lawsuit battle. The Honorable Judge B. Garrison calls the bailiff to the bench and mutters "Put the oven on."
59 20 comments 2016-03-12 KhristKannon in r/drama
PETA Prudes Triggered (heh) by non-simulated horse fucking on TV show, calls it "arranged rape." HBO said to be implementing equine affirmative consent workshops in response.
53 40 comments 2016-05-04 KhristKannon in r/drama
U.K. Lesbian spermjacker applies for public housing and benefits after fucking enough straight guys to procreate. As fitting a tribute to Nancy Reagan and her husband's dream of a stereotypical welfare queen on steroids as could be hoped for.
49 36 comments 2016-03-07 KhristKannon in r/drama
SRD mod admirably tries to foster empathy and break free of the typical shallow and acerbic analysis of Nice Guys™ in /r/MensLib. But the circlejerking is brought to him with a vengeance, care of a legendary anatagonist.
46 79 comments 2016-04-22 KhristKannon in r/drama
"Hiding you fucking feelings as a pedo is a fucking prerequisite to motherfucking survival, you stupid idiot. If even the most moral, law-abiding pedo on the planet came out, he'd be fucking ruined. His life would be fucking over." 8chan /b/ spawns some pedo rage and fresh copypasta.
43 77 comments 2016-03-19 KhristKannon in r/drama
Dramatically Undramatic: Pedo apologist sub r/TwoXChromosomes completely fails to rage at a throwaway account who wants to track down the two little girls they felt up in church out of concern they might have hurt them.
41 36 comments 2016-03-15 KhristKannon in r/drama
Lena Dunham's own ovaries try their best to murder her, and many in r/television think they have the right idea for that incestuous, pedo rapist and false rape accusing shitbag. No comment yet from Kylo Ren.
40 52 comments 2016-03-06 KhristKannon in r/drama
"Your beloved Wall Street whore is going to be buried." With r/S4P set to private, please enjoy 10,000x your RDA of sodium from these Guardian comments instead, as Birdie's campaign soars through a jet turbine in tonight's five state primary. Post Trumps!
40 111 comments 2016-04-27 KhristKannon in r/drama
"From the mouths of babes." Clarissa explains it all. (Present company excepted from implication.)
39 113 comments 2016-05-14 KhristKannon in r/drama
Chris Chan pitches the Sonichu IP to SEGA: 50/50 profit sharing, $100k yearly salary and a corner office for telecommuting.
37 42 comments 2016-05-15 KhristKannon in r/drama
Pedo Panic on 8chan as uncertainty following regime change leaves users unsure if pedo boards being purged are the work of management or just a hungry hungry hotpocket
35 42 comments 2016-05-12 KhristKannon in r/drama
Occupy Wall Street serves up a full IRA breakfast on FB for St. Patrick's Day. But the hot lasses with rifles makes some queasy and uneasy of an implied VERY direct action being necessary in Currant Year. College kids will kill us all yet!
34 47 comments 2016-03-18 KhristKannon in r/drama
r/The_Donald user sets some prime b8 in TwoX. /u/MissRepresentation grabs hold and will not let go.
34 106 comments 2016-04-06 KhristKannon in r/drama
Moot accepts a new job at Google, spawning some retards and trolls to debate the nature and limits of free speech on 8chan's /b/
33 8 comments 2016-03-08 KhristKannon in r/drama
Sinead O'Connor says Arsenio Hall was the one who got Prince rinsed out on pills, and spiked her drink at a party as well. "He can suck my dick. That is if he isn't too busy sucking someone else's dick. :)"
30 26 comments 2016-05-07 KhristKannon in r/drama
Please be kind and rewind this International Women's Day livestream from Chris Chan to see her flash her tits.
28 25 comments 2016-03-09 KhristKannon in r/drama
The Guardian CiF breaks character as millennial feminist Rose Hackman writes a disjointed but heartfelt piece about how she is most worried about young men. The comments section goes "lol, didn't read" and bashes millennials and feminism anyway. But mostly millennials.
27 18 comments 2016-03-10 KhristKannon in r/drama
hypnozooid in asleep, post train gore.
25 87 comments 2016-02-26 KhristKannon in r/drama
Trouble right here in r/drama when a Jewish woman insults a Nazi girl YouTube star, drawing the attention of a White Makes Right Knight NatSoc r/European refugee. He proceeds to non-ironically repeat the troll girl's /pol/ POV.
24 168 comments 2016-05-15 KhristKannon in r/drama
While kvetching about pedo talk in some video bullshit subreddit, SRS shows it's incredible ignorance of snuff films by believing they are a thing. Snopes, fuckers! Do you even Internet?
23 67 comments 2016-03-14 KhristKannon in r/drama
The male invasion of TwoX continues unabated as one poor guy urges women to follow a creep-shaming Twittter account to help it be less anti-male. Perhaps he should set his expectations for "productive" Twitter shaming a bit lower.
20 6 comments 2016-03-07 KhristKannon in r/drama
OP posts all over Reddit telling a tale of her Bi BFFE, a girl from a well to do conservative Europen family, who is blackmailed into having sex with a dirty old man who caught her kissing a girl and liking it. Bullshit, or not?
16 9 comments 2016-03-11 KhristKannon in r/drama
Devout Christian redditor in r/news reaches out with interfaith tolerance to defend horndog ISIS suspect who followed a female recruiter straight to hell. "It was more than just chasing a girl." Others aren't buying it.
16 19 comments 2016-03-20 KhristKannon in r/drama
The Final Countdown to June 7th and the Democratic Primary Shitstorm: Sandernistas Storm the Gates of The Guardian comments as Bernie calls for Barney Frank's Faget Ass to be booted for Shilling Hitlery. Surely he will endorse her for President when this all blows over, right?
15 8 comments 2016-05-29 KhristKannon in r/drama
Local story of a custodial father jailed for failure to pay child support summons the mother, estranged children and a neighbor into the comments. Short but sweet.
13 4 comments 2016-04-30 KhristKannon in r/drama
Kebab elected instead of removed as mooselumb Paki terrorist electioneers himself into the mayor's office of London. White people, like short ones before them, now ain't got no reason to live.
13 48 comments 2016-05-07 KhristKannon in r/drama
Despite a generous compensation offer of custom Amiibos, none of you monsters got Chris Chan a PS4 for his birthday, opting instead for gift cards with zero balance and scratched off lottery tickets. What the actual fuck is wrong with you people?
12 9 comments 2016-03-06 KhristKannon in r/drama
Elizabeth Warren posts in barely concealed code on FB to assassinate Trump. (Not really, but you can watch FB people, as opposed to Reddit, yell at each other and panic over literally Hitler.) Also some BernieBro rushed the stage today.
12 16 comments 2016-03-14 KhristKannon in r/drama
"I'm a spic and I ain't going nowhere. Know why? Because I contribute to society more than half the NEETs in here ever will. P.S. Trump's gonna loose" The bantz is brought when a shit talking Mexican drops a chalupa bomb of truth on 8chan's /v/
11 7 comments 2016-04-12 KhristKannon in r/drama
Pro-ISIS and niece of Yassar Arafat Naz Shah and Neo Nazi former London mayor Ken Livingston thrown under the oven by Good Goy Labour leader Jeremy "Jerusalm" Corbyn. Because Facebook's Zuckerbergian traps!
11 14 comments 2016-04-28 KhristKannon in r/drama
In the most degenerate, filthy and repulsive Western nation the world has ever had to bear, you can simultaneously be a University of Manchester Professor of Chemical Engineering and a porn star! But at least they don't have racist, revolting Drumpf supporter and pothead Neil "trendies" Tyson.
10 28 comments 2016-03-14 KhristKannon in r/drama
"Nerdy Q&A" about all the girls Chris Chan would bang, such as Morgan Webb, Mila Kunis and Velma from Scooby Doo. Dyed blue hair and sexually open minded a plus. No (overly) fatties.
10 17 comments 2016-03-31 KhristKannon in r/drama
Former President Clinton triggers the fuck out of Facebook BernieBots by blocking polling stations in New Bedford, Mass with his megawatt charisma and ability to draw large crowds. "Election Fraud!" "Start a riot!" Clinton barely gets the win while Trump viciously decimates all GOP challengers.
6 9 comments 2016-03-02 KhristKannon in r/drama
Bizarre Zionist Military Pornographic Propaganda Pinup Girl Post on FB causes antisemetic reactionaries to forego fapping in favor of fervorous, uh, DEATH TO ISREAL!!!!
6 5 comments 2016-03-14 KhristKannon in r/drama
Femme feeling doubtful when fecal freak fiancé foists foolproof cure for her finicky digestive functions. In short: "Eat Shit! EAT MY SHIT!!!"
3 3 comments 2016-05-24 KhristKannon in r/drama
Mods are asleep, be retarded: /u/Velvet_Llama IRL
0 10 comments 2016-03-20 KhristKannon in r/drama
Jew funded, millennial race mixing (and baiting) junkie hipster flick "White Girl," deemed "too real for white men," brings every micropenised, honky cuck on FB to the comments to impotently rage against glorious Rican cock.
0 13 comments 2016-03-27 KhristKannon in r/drama
One shot, one kill
0 10 comments 2016-04-04 KhristKannon in r/drama
For our fallen mod, /u/that_one_white_girl, struck down by our white supremacist Admins for standing against hate. I only wish you had lived long enough to see this. ;_;
0 4 comments 2016-04-05 KhristKannon in r/drama
/r/MensLib does cool dancey, glowy text CSS thing to celebrate getting 10k subscribers. Depresses me and everyone else here with our now passé and virtually obsolete shaky text. At least we still have greentexting. Sigh.
0 8 comments 2016-04-29 KhristKannon in r/drama