I had to scream obscenities at a karen today and she was far too bold for anyone's good. We were both wearing maksks. Her: a black denim butt hugger that couldn't help but accentuate her milfy sexuality. Me: a white, paisley bandana folded diagonally with a 2" top twist.. As our encounter escalated my 450lb frame was struggling from the lack of oxygen so I pulled down my mask and demanded my tendies. She immediately bitched the fuck out when she saw my Chad-like visage commanding her to do my bidding.

Just pulling your mask down when you are arguing with someone is a pretty good power move these days. Try it.