Witches hex the Moon

23  2020-07-20 by Outrageous_Algae6112

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This is what happens when you overdose on Harry Potter as a child.

And percy jackson it seems

yeah. the planet. the moon. they hexed it.

the planet. the moon.

What did the moon ever do to them?

It’s this giant ball of rock just floating up there in orbit, rent free, doesn’t even do anything and everybody acts like it’s this amazingly cool thing. Basically they’re just jelly of the moon’s lifestyle.

Actually i hired them to do this specifically for that very reason. Rent free occupation of space? Sorry but that is landphobia and cannot go unpunished. Moon needs to pay the rent or face eviction. Since its resisted eviction im using hexes to get it to go away

Reminder that that piece of shit is the reminders of that planet that crashed into our planet which made it like 30% smaller, so it actually stole 30% propertY from landchads.

landphobia

In space

What?

Space is still a prime real estate location sweaty

White foids said fuck it, revert to paganism

It’s over for lunarcels