I like having a small dick.

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1. Based department calls, wyd? - archive.org, archive.today

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Hello based department? This is your CEO. I like the cut of your jib, son. How does a promotion sound like? You got management written all over you

“Just got done evicting a single mother, how are you based dept?”

pls stop calling all the time

repeatedly slap my cock and balls against my cell phone

Call their frogposting leddit-y.

As long as it’s not my boss I’m going to be checkin’ folx

watch it ring until it goes to voicemail

Phone is calling