Gigachad is Russian 😎.

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Ochen prochladno.

This but unironically

Cold weather climates are for People of Mass who justify their ongoing weight gain as "bloatmaxxing" despite the fact that they haven't picked up weights in years.

Just sleep for 6 months of the year and it's not a problem. Take the bearpill.

seethe, served with piping hot COPE

posting scholarly articles

I’m not even literate lmao your elite tricks won’t work on this text to speech Chad 😎

Body need fuel stay warm in cold place retardidiot

Cold climate cultures took over the world for a reason.

It's just better.

B*rbarians eww

India

Yeah we took over India too. Also China. Stay jealous heatoids

Ethiopia

What? I'm supposed to be impressed that they weren't conquered? Show me their vast empire that spanned the entire globe. Oh wait. It never existed.

I’ve always preferred cold. You can put on a coat if it’s too cold, but if it’s too hot you can’t really do much about it. I guess you could put on white robes like a Saudi or something, but good luck doing anything in those.

U can go for a swim.

You can go for a swim where it’s cold if you’re not a bitch.

You can wear a jacket where it's not cold if u ain't a retard.

You can get airconditioning

I like to go outside sometimes.

You can piss over yourself and be cooled by the evaporation

Heat. This is what cities mean to me. You get off the train and walk out of the station and you are hit with the full blast. The heat of air, traffic and people. The heat of food and sex. The heat of tall buildings. The heat that flows out of the subways and tunnels. It's always fifteen degrees hotter in the cities. Heat rises from the sidewalks and falls from the poisoned sky. The buses breathe heat. Heat emanates from crowds of shoppers and office workers, the entire infrastructure is based on heat, desperately uses up heat, breeds more heat. The eventual heat death of the universe that scientists love to talk about is already well underway and you can feel it happening all around you in any large or medium-sized city. Heat and wetness.

nice

Sounds like something uncle Ted would say 🙏

I'm a straight guy who used to be friends with people like this. I know exactly what you're talking about. They killed my self-esteem for months. Cutting them out was one of the best desicions I've ever made.

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The sun's the biggest cunt in the solar system

Undeniable proof that science cannot supplant religion.

science cannot supplant LARP

It already has.

Thanks

Basiert

love being australiapilled and listening to americans bitch about the heat every winter

yeah, it was pretty bad, couldn't go outside without a mask, hahaha can you imagine?

100% agreed. Heat is for weird jungle midget people. The vast hyperborean wastes are for the based chad giants of both the mongo and Nordic variety.