This is one of a few of his tweets that sounds more unhinged than funny

There's no zingers in this one unfortunately. It just reads like a schzio boomer facebook post.

Imagine not buying 4 Chinese tires for the price of 125$

Imagine not using your legs

Fuck you, Flintstone!

🦕🍑💦💦👌😩

This but unironically

🦕💊

Imagine participating in industrial society

I hear the consequences of that are disastrous

Had to fit some dubs on your rebuild title 2011 Nissan Rogue with fogged headlights?

Imagine being chinese

Imagine putting the dollar sign on the wrong side of the number.

🤑125🤑

turks make decent cheap tires (waterfall) that won't get you killed like chinese tires. they just smell really bad even touching them makes your hands stink.

Continental is superior Pureblood aryan German engineering anyway

not taking the Pastapill and only buying Pirellis

Not wearing skinny slacks, loafers, and driving gloves as you terrorize the neighborhood by pretending it's a Formula 1 course in your 1998 Prelude

Not drinking a liter of table wine with your 3-hour antipasto lunch

Pirellis can go and suck a fat cock. Every fucking car my dad bought had shitty pirellis that would sound like a washing machine when driving slow. I'd rather drive on Penne than on Pirellis

You aren't Italian if this doesn't make you hard.

that carlo rossi dago red just hits different

If they start allowing political messages on clothes, will he boycott them for allowing BLM shirts? 🤔

That's the thing, the ban is specifically exempting BLM items already. ALM, TBL, MAGA are specifically banned, but BLM is specifically exempted.

they already allow BLM and LGBT slogans

yikes. equal rights for Black and LGBTQIA+ people is not "political". do better.

Human rights suck.

"people"

👎

You forgot the /s

Ikr. I just want an all rights matter shirt goddamnit. fucking racists ruin everything

BLM isn’t political. What are you? A Republican?

Black lives are human lives!

yes

Culture wars is cringe. I just want to make money damn it

That makes you alt-right

Who buys burger brands anyway?

>not spending the value of your car every year on Bridgestone Potenzas for autocross

Point and laugh

Edit: Bridgestone is Japanese, I am rarted

Precisely

Don’t buy GOODYEAR TIRES - They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS. Get better tires for far less! (This is what the Radical Left Democrats do. Two can play the same game, and we have to start playing it now!).

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You cancerous neet government aid needing faggot, I can barely understand the language you speak you fucking Newfag Mexican, second YOU are not relevant enough to ever have a joke made about you nor will you ever be relevant in your entire basement dwelling reddit using virgin life

Yeah, I am starting to suspect that you are one of those wonderful pedophiles people. I bet you got hard to that shitty drawn cock I made that looks like a 5 year old drew it I bet that is what got your tiny pedo cock hard ehh? Well no fuck off you fucking unoriginal retarded flaming faggot.

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mexican

This aint dosrama pal

It is now.

Hello.

I noticed you dropped 3 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.

Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.

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Falken Wildpeaks or gtfo

NOOO RIGHTOIDS CAN'T CANCEL STUFF NOOO

They literally can’t, though. Like they actually lack the ability to do so.

No one who cares about this can afford anything outside of Chinese knockoff tires, anyway.

What Goodyear is doing is fascism and discrimination against conservatives

Oy vey it's a conservacaust!!

How does a tire company ban hats?