My brother-in-law's dating history (personal drama)

33  2020-09-13 by GenderBenderBitch

So my brother-in-law lives with us because he is a loser and an r-slur. He's 23 and still depends on my wife and me to parent him. All he does is play video games and goes to parties on the weekend.

So within 2 years, he has had 3 girlfriends... maybe more, I think I forgot a hoe. I know that any girl he brings over is trash because they are willing to go inside his room. His room looks like the average neckbeard's room and smells like a homeless man.

So the first hoe is the ex-girlfriend of his best friend. Even though they broke up, they are still friends (the r-slur didn't see that red flag lol).

So they would all hang out together. He would invite his best friend and his girlfriend and they would hang out in his room and sleepover (3some?). Anyway, one day she said she didn't want to hang out with him and that she wanted to hang out with her ex-boyfriend and sleepover at his place because they are still friends 😂😂😂

My BiL said no but she did it anyway, he came home crying when he found out and slammed his door like a teenage girl on her period. His best friend said they didn't have sex and he believed him 🤣🤣

But he broke up with the hoe, after that she slept with all of his other friends but still believes his best friend didn't sleep with her.

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A month later he is dating a nurse that looks like a middle-aged meth addict. I asked if she was and it turns out she is just ugly. He broke up with her because he talked to her about "his depression" and she laughed at him and said depression is a joke 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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A month later I see small-sized shoes outside of the apartment. I'm like "WTF? Is there a child here?"

Turns out he is dating a 16-year-old. In the morning she comes out of his room and walks by me as I am making breakfast and says hello. I'm like "Where is your daddy?" cause I know no father would allow his kid to sleep in a grown man's place.

Bitch tells me she's an orphan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She ended up breaking with him because he texted her too much and it annoyed her so she dumped his clingy ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

23 comments

30  snorc_snorc 2020-09-13

Remember to raise rent whenever your BiL has anyone over King.

21  GenderBenderBitch 2020-09-13

The job center pays his rent directly so I can't ask them for more or even a tip :(

10  rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 2020-09-13

blatant landphobia, you should send them an angry letter

1  GenderBenderBitch 2020-09-13

Indeed. You'd think there would be landlord rights since we are a minority.

16  BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-09-13

Who?

19  MrBeanFlicker 2020-09-13

Bil, dont you know him?

13  MrBeanFlicker 2020-09-13

Post pictures

12  theworstever 2020-09-13

Ew. Four gussies? Jeez, you stop at three, one for ricecel, mayocel and hispanicel then you switch over to superior bussy.

8  RochelleH 2020-09-13

I had an image of your brother being slightly atrophied in the arms, loose around the gut, and habitually eating 2 minute noodles at 3-4am, despite having had dinner earlier.

4  GenderBenderBitch 2020-09-13

That is accurate.

2  SweatDrinker 2020-09-13

Why are you parenting this retard, just get rid of him. You dont need to be held accountable for his choices lmfao

2  GenderBenderBitch 2020-09-13

Rent money

1  detroitvelvetslim 2020-09-13

Hit him with that fat increase for Landchad gainz that cannot be found in the gym

1  notcyberpope 2020-09-13

Cope incel

1  detroitvelvetslim 2020-09-13

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