We have 'Elves' that do it. I make a game of it and my mission is to clean up without my partner realising I've done it.
We'll have finished dinner, I'll sneak off and sort it then come back and sit down. She'll say something like 'shall we sort the kitchen' and I'll offer to do it by magic and 'click' go my fingers. 'All done'.
When she pops out to look, I'll state that 'Elves did it'. She has a great smile and I like to see it as often as possible so it's all for purely selfish reasons.
How exactly does one “sneak off” to do dishes and clean the kitchen? Like, she sits at the dinner table alone for like 20 minutes while he’s doing it and pretends to be unaware?
She's probably busy texting with Chad from work who's absolutely just a coworker who she occasionally works on projects with that sometimes have to be done after work at his house.
I would go absolutely insane if anyone brings any sort of breakfast or food at all into my room let alone into my bed.... wow. I thought that was just something people did in movies.
who are these people, fuckin royalty? i understand not wanting to eat in bed but holy shit im not so aristocratic to think its insane. this is like clutching at your pearls if someone dared to eat their salad with the wrong fork
I force the whole family to eat over the kitchen sink. Everyone gets 90 seconds to reach the daily caloric intake then the next person is up. Saves lots of time for more drill running.
You don't eat in bed because you sleep in it and it isn't as easy to clean as a simple wipe down of a table you mongoloid. Does your mom still put your shirt on for you and bring you tendies?
Attention guys: if you don’t cook regularly, please be advised that the most important step of cooking breakfast in bed is cleaning up the kitchen afterward.
If my foid said this to me, I would never cook her a meal ever again. Not even a cereal.
The thing about privilege is you fail to understand the impact of bigotry.
You see it is an innocuous comment because you don't deal with the impacts of it. Your biggest concern is thise damn kids on the street, check your privilege before telling other people how racism affects them.
74 comments
128 Lord_Sticky 2020-09-13
White people
85 memepolice69420 2020-09-13
The most amazing part of all is that a dude who writes that way managed to get married.
60 Host_of_the_johnson 2020-09-13
Probably just hasn't found his bull yet
10 Moist__nuggets 2020-09-13
'elves' do some of the work 'bulls' to the rest.
46 reallythinkinghard 2020-09-13
P... Please my darling angel wife... just a crumb... just a crumb of pussy...
25 theworstever 2020-09-13
Implying he's not talking about his Sims reality.
18 constantinople_2053 2020-09-13
Marrying is not hard if your standards are low enough. $10 this dudes wife is a bona-fide certified Braphog.
16 chapokiller1911 2020-09-13
Tons of dudes like that get married my man.
9 ClementineChime 2020-09-13
Life fuel for MasterLawlzcels.
5 superscout 2020-09-13
Getting married is easy
1 tux_pirata 2020-09-13
anyone can get married if your standards are low enough
for what we know he might be married to an obese 600lb quadamputee and spent most of his day removing barnacles from her fat folds
41 ason 2020-09-13
I promise you the elves fuck his wife.
27 -Shank- 2020-09-13
snaps fingers
38 CantSpelGrapeWithout 2020-09-13
How exactly does one “sneak off” to do dishes and clean the kitchen? Like, she sits at the dinner table alone for like 20 minutes while he’s doing it and pretends to be unaware?
29 constantinople_2053 2020-09-13
She's probably busy texting with Chad from work who's absolutely just a coworker who she occasionally works on projects with that sometimes have to be done after work at his house.
6 NinetoFiveHeroRises 2020-09-13
England was a mistake
5 godsrmay 2020-09-13
I fucking hate redditors holy shit
3 Coconuthead93 2020-09-13
Trust me we don't do this
92 ponypopper 2020-09-13
who are these people, fuckin royalty? i understand not wanting to eat in bed but holy shit im not so aristocratic to think its insane. this is like clutching at your pearls if someone dared to eat their salad with the wrong fork
71 bumford11 2020-09-13
👨🌾🚨 PEASANT DETECTED🚨👨🌾
4 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-09-13
Probably doesn’t even have silverware.
39 KissingerFanBoy 2020-09-13
Absolutely degenerate.
39 problematicUnpack 2020-09-13
I force the whole family to eat over the kitchen sink. Everyone gets 90 seconds to reach the daily caloric intake then the next person is up. Saves lots of time for more drill running.
7 sh1tpo5ta 2020-09-13
how do you force your funkpop collection to eat food tho lmaooooooooo
6 Jukk 2020-09-13
Nice! Can they do Currahee in 15 minutes?
3 RedRyder360 2020-09-13
I guess I'm aristocratic. I would never eat anything outside my dining room.
2 deceIIerator 2020-09-13
You don't eat in bed because you sleep in it and it isn't as easy to clean as a simple wipe down of a table you mongoloid. Does your mom still put your shirt on for you and bring you tendies?
4 ponypopper 2020-09-13
yes???
81 opinia_poporului 2020-09-13
If that sub is made up of women, then why is the post directed towards men? 🤔
84 DeanosNewBuild 2020-09-13
"women"
45 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-09-13
"penis"
16 Rimjob_World 2020-09-13
Women of Penis
8 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-09-13
Know we know what WOP actually means
30 problematicUnpack 2020-09-13
Ironically, women themselves can't pass the Bechdel test
62 chapokiller1911 2020-09-13
I hope these broads enjoy shacking up with adult manchildren that have no real skills and whose interests include gaming and porn.
53 fuckredditorsinass 2020-09-13
i like lego as well you know
30 theworstever 2020-09-13
Its time to grow up and play Warhammer 40k 😤
8 constantinople_2053 2020-09-13
True.
...Why do I feel like that was sarcasm?😡
52 _Balaclava_ 2020-09-13
Implying women do any of this shit. A lot of women I hook up with are messy AF and they couldn’t cook a meal to save their lives.
They’re shaved hamsters with tits at this point. 🐹
32 -IAmPhoenix- 2020-09-13
At least hamsters are cute and only bite sometimes, the modern woman struggles to achieve even that level of tolerable.
38 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-09-13
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28 ro0te 2020-09-13
imagine being married to twoX gussy 🤢🤮
18 PsychologicalPlum9 2020-09-13
That is not what happened.
12 Putin-Nanny 2020-09-13
Put the fat ho on a diet. Win win.
12 GenderBenderBitch 2020-09-13
If my foid said this to me, I would never cook her a meal ever again. Not even a cereal.
7 Moist__nuggets 2020-09-13
GOOD MORNING
3 SnapshillBot 2020-09-13
And you're wrong.
The thing about privilege is you fail to understand the impact of bigotry.
You see it is an innocuous comment because you don't deal with the impacts of it. Your biggest concern is thise damn kids on the street, check your privilege before telling other people how racism affects them.
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3 godsrmay 2020-09-13
Imagine dating or marrying a redditor, let alone a twox foid lmao