TIL chokes on the ted pill. Some question their dosage, others question their sanity

26  2020-09-14 by FR4UDUL3NT

40 comments

Ted's a dumb luddite bitch who shits in the woods and got mindbroken because the cia called him out for being an npc

Unfathomably low ph

Dude stop sucking his dick. We all know uncle Ted is a cool dude but you ain't gotta shout it from the roof tops

Who cares about tyranny and the surveillance state, I'm playing PS5😎

WOAH LE HECKIN FBI IS READING MY SEARCH HISTORY BETTER GET A VPN

t. has terabytes of CP on his hard drive

OK redditor

I'm not a huge fan of the guy but I believe him when he says that the psychological experiment he did in college was not a big deal or terribly unpleasant.

ok technophile

You say this while posting on Reddit

Still has the most coherent and complete political philosophy written since John Locke

No, Kaczynski is derivative of better thinkers. You don't need to read the works of an insane murderer to understand modern society.

They're just assmad because Uncle Ted killed 3 whole people (including an oil executive) and it had more of a lasting impact than calling out logical fallacies in reddit comments will ever have.

yeah pretty much

they wish they had the balls Uncle Ted did.

They'll call for the death of landlords and orange man but God forbid someone actually does something.

Not that all redditors are all one person but reddit hive mind in general is hypocritical af

Modern medicine is for cucks and manlets

Modern medicine is for cucks

This but unironically.

Modern medicine is pussy shit built on the foundation of chad mad scientists torturing prisoners and paying homeless people in fifths of whiskey to consent to exploratory brain surgery.

Umm sweaty it's survival of the fittest, dysgenicscels get what they deserve

who?

Theodore Bunsenburner is a gibbering clown who really hates minorities and wants to halfway return to monke back when non-wh*tes were property. In a classic case of a blind squirrel finding a nut, he backsolved a justification for this by saying TIRAICHBADFTHR

hating minorities

wtf based leftist gigachad

Im really questioning my life choices when I instantly realized what that acronym is

The real 14 words

who...?

not knowing who uncle Ted is

🚨🚨 CRINGE ALERT 🚨🚨

who?

y i k e s

who?

Sweaty educate yourself

And they immediately point out that it's anti modern liberalism (feminism and the gays and shit) as if that somehow completely discredits the entire piece. Meanwhile bringing up Marx as if he didn't write some unfortunate things on race that would get any modern day philosopher heckin cancelled.

"My guy only said bad things because of the time period. Your guy said them because he's hateful"

Why'd they have to go and do Uncle Ted like that 😢😢

They should not have banned /r/doserama. That would have prevented the overdose.

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