I only like Beck, that Irish looking twink, Kenan and that shrieky brunette. The rest could be replaced by animatronic Chuck E Cheese dolls and I probably wouldn't notice and probably would enhance the show.
In 32 years they literally could've promoted that dude to corporate HR and he would've been a top performer but they kept him store level because he's disabled.
Imagine being that poor downie. Working for a red haired clown, having your peepee smell masked by the McD's stench, taking breaks in the playplace ball pits, and eating directly from the ice cream machine that you tell customers is "bwoke". It must have been awful.
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31 ErnestWenttoCamp 2020-09-15
Shane Gillis moving on to the comedy scene
11 penilestint420 2020-09-15
This downie is still funnier than most SNL cast members
9 theworstever 2020-09-15
I only like Beck, that Irish looking twink, Kenan and that shrieky brunette. The rest could be replaced by animatronic Chuck E Cheese dolls and I probably wouldn't notice and probably would enhance the show.
4 CrumbCake12 2020-09-15
Beck really solidified his career when he appeared in those AT&T ads (we’ve seen the raw talent AT&T hires ie. fat milkers)
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1 reddit_jannie 2020-09-15
Irish looking twink? I want one
20 MyOldRedditGotBanned 2020-09-15
Wholesome 100
26 Infidel6 2020-09-15
In 32 years they literally could've promoted that dude to corporate HR and he would've been a top performer but they kept him store level because he's disabled.
Very wholesome piece of shit corporate culture.
24 ikigaii 2020-09-15
huh? he literally would not have been a top performer, because he is r slurred.
33 Infidel6 2020-09-15
Have you ever been inside of a Human Resources department?
28 ikigaii 2020-09-15
oh. yeah i guess i missed the gag here lmao yeah that's pretty funny. i guess it is i who is r slurred
18 CantWakeUpJPG 2020-09-15
That's a given. You browse this sub.
9 MyOldRedditGotBanned 2020-09-15
Wageslave to support black trans zweichads
16 opinia_poporului 2020-09-15
I'd rather kill myself than work for 32 years for minimum wage
52 koishiacute 2020-09-15
you're posting on reddit. a fate much worse than working 32 years for min wage.
16 chapokiller1911 2020-09-15
Imagine being that poor downie. Working for a red haired clown, having your peepee smell masked by the McD's stench, taking breaks in the playplace ball pits, and eating directly from the ice cream machine that you tell customers is "bwoke". It must have been awful.
10 Eskain 2020-09-15
Better than snorting stolen fentanyl and wanking in a damp 1 room apartment, which 100% of zweicels do.
8 chapokiller1911 2020-09-15
>tfw no deadly chinese fent to snort
1 ineedmorealts 2020-09-15
Oh he doesn't get minimum wage.
11 valuq 2020-09-15
Why is reddit so damn wholesome and Beautiful today? 🥰🥰🥰
10 CapitalistVenezuelan 2020-09-15
He will finally get the downtime he deserves
9 DaddyCluck 2020-09-15
go in fit
exit it fat
the burger duality
6 MotherGrapefruit1 2020-09-15
People like these should be NEETs or independent farmers for their own gain, not exploited by billion dollar companies
5 S-K_123 2020-09-15
Not enough chromosomes for him to be a zweichad
5 Redactor0 2020-09-15
I dunno, a downie can have a fulfilling life as a productive member of society. How many users of this subreddit can accomplish that?
3 cakejerry_B0T 2020-09-15
You guys think his pension will cover his medical care?
3 FluffyMcKittenHeads 2020-09-15
Now all he needs is a midget and a Thunderdome.
3 Lehk 2020-09-15
DING fries are done 🎶
3 godsrmay 2020-09-15
Aww the little downie was a wagecuck at mcdonalds for 32 years!!
r/wholesome r/mademesmile r/humansbeingbros
2 reddit_jannie 2020-09-15
r/sounding r/asiansissification r/whiteboyextinction r/blackworldorder r/sissyhypno r/BBCsissies
1 DannyLee90 2020-09-15
https://local.theonion.com/developmentally-disabled-burger-king-employee-only-comp-1819565891