Rep Dan "Ethnostate" Crenshaw of Texas leads mixed-race SS parachute division "Avengers" on mission to physically remove his Bolshevik oppressors

1  2020-09-26 by GardaPanteri

13 comments

3  MountainDewCodeBlue 2020-09-26

I can't get past him beaming data into his eye socket.

2  memepolice69420 2020-09-26

Only in America could you take an eyepatched veteran running for congress and turn it into some embarrassingly lame capeshit LARP.

1  Redactor0 2020-09-26

I'm not gonna watch some cringy 4 minute political/capeshit ad. But I will do something much more important.

I'm gonna point out that there was never an SS parachute division. The fallschirmjaegers belonged to the Luftwaffe, and after the near disaster in Crete in 1941 Hitler grounded them. While American, British, and Polish paratroopers were paving the way forward toward modern air assault operations, the krauts were standing there on the ground with their dicks in their hands.

1  GardaPanteri 2020-09-26

Good thing it's the 21st century and we are talking about the new reich and SS that will exists when NASCAR-Americans create it, m'autistic sexpat.

tips fedora

1  Redactor0 2020-09-26

Imagine caring this much about me. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ It's been like a week now.

1  DaddyCluck 2020-09-26

standing there on the ground with their dicks in their hands

as they should be

1  FukinSukinCukin 2020-09-26

You're a fag if you don't think this is based.

However, Crenshaw is still a neo con Israel shill and that alone means he should suck start a 12 gauge.

3  KissingerFanBoy 2020-09-26

Yikes, I found a rightoid jannies.

1  Blurryskys 2020-09-26

That's one fucking hell of a title

1  Supremely_Obese 2020-09-26

They know their target audience perfectly.

1  SmoothBeetle 2020-09-26

Crenshaw Command Center

Triple Cā€™s, what are the chances he drinks cough syrup?

BTW this new Metal Gear Solid trailer looks amazing

1  Bentoki 2020-09-26

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck that was cringe

1  Aongumosh 2020-09-26

God Crenshaw is such a scum sucking fuck