Boogie has finally gone alpha

1  2020-09-28 by Shubard75

62 comments

The truth is, the game was already rigged from the start.

Always has been

Based boomer reference vs cringe zoomer meme

boogie gets captured by Caesar

instead of getting crucified he's forced to fight in the arena for exercise

eventually becomes buff and become Caesar's bottom

LMFAO

this guy is seriously going off the deep end

The Samandtolki sub was kinda jumping the shark before the ban but man I woulda liked to see it rn

What even was the samandtolki sub. It looked like an even dumber and less lesbian sapphoandherfriend sub.

It was a glorious and niche dramasub originally created as a fan sub for a teenage or something couple playing nintendo games like 10 years ago.

It took off when the f3male part of the streamer couple duo cheated on the bf with other streamers at GDQ (she let weak chin giantwaffle and co run train on her while drunk... and she was a mormon who only had 1 sexual partner prior iirc) then some nolifes dedicated their entire lives to resolving this great betrayal which killed the stream, but not the sub.

Then it was mostly revolving around speedrun drama (cosmo/narcissa, goose et al) and the crazy sexual deviance within it and GDQ, ADGQFAQG or whatever. A lot of great, intimate drama with a lot of effort put into it and many of the drama targets actively engaging with the sub.

In the past 1-2 years however, with speedrunning dying a slow, out-tistic death kinda, focus instead turned to people like h3g3 and mainly boogie, which became 90% of the sub's content, and he eventually and just recently, got it banned for 'harassment'...

The sub had some great, high peaks aaages ago, but was kinda shitty lately, and had become a boogie hate circle jerk imo. But sad it got banned.

she let weak chin giantwaffle and co run train on her while drunk

why are gussies like this

https://i.imgur.com/5Ht5qdZ.png

could u say no to those two chads? didnt think so

Jesus Christ, has anyone contacted them yet?

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I remember reading that drama. Tbh it seems like a depressingly normal illustration of why you don't want to be an inexperienced drunk foid around moids. That drama made me feel sad.

Are you saying she was raped?

Eh, probably not. But it wasn’t really ok either.

Like 6 months ago she came out and claimed they raped her iirc.

gussy: not even once.

remember when some dosrama jannie said they preferred gussy to bussy in their intro post? That's why they got banned. Remember that.

Weird cause she went back to the dudes' place the day after...

Given enough time the whole thing can be turned into he-said she-said with an internet audience determining guilt.

yout*ber 🤢🤮 drama that eventually got resolved, so they began hating boogie instead.

Is that the Mormon couple where the dude let his gf sleep with other guys at a con

yuppp

https://i.imgur.com/5Ht5qdZ.png

he left her alone black out drunk with the speed run soy gang. but obviously took her back and forgave her.

imagine getting cucked by speedrunners

I would consider keeping myself safe if that happened.

That picture tells me all I need to know

Wowzer, big poggers!!

He can't keep getting away with it

Ice Poseidon of all people trying to act like the morality police on there lmao

Ice is reformed

sure

W H O

nobody fucks with kenneth

Kenneth is the realest OG on the block. You know he keeps that thang on him

Imaigne how pathetic the averagw journalist is, now imaigne how much more pathetic one that works on youtube is. Tubby should have pulled the trigger

what's the context to this?

Frank Hassle is a Sam Hyde protege who specialises in fucking with people IRL.

Apparently he pushed this overstuffed human punching bag too far.

Boogie had enough. It's boogaloo time.

Fats can’t be alpha

Ummmm sweetie, ever heard of fat Toni?

MDEFUGEES REDEEMED

HASSLE IS PART OF SAMMY’S MDE CREW

MDEFUGEES REDEEMED

Wrong.

Imagine having to pay some fat guy to bother people just to retain a modicum of attention after you singlehandedly get your TV show cancelled.

mdefugees

out out out

MDEFUGEES REDEEMED

never

He didn't kill him despite being in a legitimate self defense situation so he's still a beta

Having one youtuber kill another on livestream in a possibly-legal self defense scenario would be amazing. Only thing better would be if Booger did a drive-by of some sort of gamercon on a rascal scooter.

I can't wait for the Boogie Boogaloo.

I thought that fat fuck got the stomach band surgery. Why is he still obese?

lmfao, did you forget what country he's from?

Those surgeries don’t actually do that much accept for limiting how much food you can eat in one sitting. Garan-fuckin’-tee he’s still sitting around all day grazing on potato chips.

I dont know if this shit is real or just some elaborate hoax for attention. However I am really interested in whether boogie will go to jail. If it is real: he not only told him over to his house , threatened to kill him multiple times, but then proceeded to pussy out in the biggest manner possible and fire a warning shot off into the sky (in a school zone apparently).

Really enjoying the possibility that hes just utterly legally fucked because he decided to not murder a troll. At least that is what the totally trustworthy and verifiable internet lawyers said. Amazing drama thank you psychopathic salad dodger.

You forgot to add that the gun was of his roommate, because he has no permit for one

gun permit

i bet he doesn't have a tv loicense either

However I am really interested in whether boogie will go to jail.

Is it wrong that I want him to go to jail for the drama?

On a side note, he'd probably actually lose weight if he went to jail.

Can't wait for this to be spammed as a reaction image

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Getting shot by a fat fuck for content

keemstar

boogie

Imagine caring about any of these r*tards in 2020

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Bonus Idiocy: The gun was not his but of his roommate.

He gave his gun to the mentally unstable boogie, who did a “warning shoot”.

Robbing healthcare from gunpoint

First thing our gunslinger sees as he steps into prison.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LxcOaOTLuIg/hqdefault.jpg