Chump wastes hours of time on presidential debate “research”, zoomoids get political in comments

1  2020-09-30 by AsianWaffles308

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A more efficient way to count them at the end is to put 4 lines then cross them with a line at the 5th interruption. So, you'd be about 500% faster while counting.

Breaking, teenage redditor discovers tally marks.

Man, 500% is a lot. It makes me wonder why scientists at NASA and the like don’t use tally marks. After all, it should make them 500% more efficient.

Teenagers who care about politics should be banned from voting when they're actually old enough.

Raise the voting age to 25, make all political discussion illegal if you're below the voting age, and only allow landchads to vote

Just change it to only people of land being able to vote like it used to be. 😤

Smh 5 years olds can be landchads and they should be able to vote

The brain continues changing until death. Only the fully decomposed should be allowed to vote.

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The only right take.

Couldn’t even group each tally mark in increments of 5. Is this zoomer missing his online coloring and counting classes or something? 🤓🖍🖍📐🧮

Redditzos might be r-slurred or have fried their brains from too much g@ming.

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g*mer mouse pad

Why am I not surprised?

Also it looks like he watched it twice, once to tally orange daddy's interruptions, a second time to tally white daddy's interruption. He probably watched it once without tallying, so this r slur wasted more than 270 minutes of his life watching two senile old men argue.

2D bitches on it as well. JFC does this kid even know what a titty looks like

Looks like a bowl of ice cream with a cherry or bologna on top

Those tits are silicone, son

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You targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

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g*mer mouse pad

He's a kid you r-slur.

kid

r/teenagers

Pick one.

Good point

Seems like a girl, but on reddit you never know

Assume that everyone on the internet is a man and a fed

teenagers into politicshit

It never even began for redditcels

Trump wins

Lmao

Dumb bitch doesn’t know to cross the tallies every 5? Biden can have ‘em