Fragile white redditor goes full r-slur over a shitty joke

1  2020-10-05 by DucksRAMA

How it started.

Followed by an unhinged rant:

Ok I'll bite.

So if this is a joke right, a meme. The punchline makes no sense. If the joke was this ceremony is the equivalent to racial segregation meaning libleft is hypocritical, then this jokes falls apart if you actually look into it. So in order for this "joke" to be funny, you'd literally have to not think about it.

Which is weirder sense this whole comment section is filled with pseudo intellectual dumbasses who believe this is an actual thing that is happening, which it isn't yet they get upvotes. So the logic being:

โ€ข Believing in this exaggerated, "clearly ironic" joke post is ok and even encountered but if you say how fibercated it is, you're automatically bad and are crazy for reading into it.

Yet you expect me to believe that this subreddit it majority libleft and is "tolerant" of everyone belief, fuck off you auth-muppet. I hope this whole subreddit gets taken down and all of you safe space, snowflake, wannabe fucking pseudo intellectual nazis have to scramble to find a new place to read your manifestos about why their is a white genocide being planned and how you guys are the true victims of oppression.

Don't bother responding with some dumbass, half ass, meme comment...actually please do, it might actually make you think you achieved something in your meaningless life.

Then makes a smug post so other mayos can jerk him off.

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I heard somewhere that it was a nice sub where everyone was nice to each other, so I subbed to it. then I notice a trend of people spamming the n word in comments and summoning the n-word-count-bot to see who had the highest "okay, thats problematic, but as long as its a joke its okay right?" then I saw a few posts of just making fun of the LGBT community, and specifically trans people, and the comments were pretty toxic, and anyone calling that out was ridiculed, but I just thought I was too sensitive or something. then after the big sub-banning-wave a bit ago, I decided to unsub because a few others I subbed to I thought I was just "too sensitive" for were banned.

moral of the story is its hard to tell when a community is trash sometimes, so be careful. especially online

LOL??

He's not the fragile one bigot, you are

based

"I'm a huge pussy but the admins are also huge pussies so that makes me right!"

โ€œGroupthink is goodโ€

So if this is a joke right, a meme. The punchline makes no sense. If the joke was this ceremony is the equivalent to racial segregation meaning libleft is hypocritical, then this jokes falls apart if you actually look into it. So in order for this "joke" to be funny, you'd literally have to not think about it.

Which is weirder sense this whole comment section is filled with pseudo intellectual dumbasses who believe this is an actual thing that is happening, which it isn't yet they get upvotes. So the logic being:

โ€ข Believing in this exaggerated, "clearly ironic" joke post is ok and even encountered but if you say how fibercated it is, you're automatically bad and are crazy for reading into it.

jesus christ imagine being this dense and smug about it at the same time

Using his failed liberal arts degree to try and analyze jokes and the structure of them, epic style๐Ÿ˜Ž

The irony of people being absolutely booty shattered by a dumb meme going to a subreddit to cope and call functional people fragile

All they were saying was it was a dumb meme, like not funny, but the words words words was a tad excessive

The black people never even said that they are far left xd

M*yos ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

Fragile booty status: blasted to fuck by what is most likely one of the lowest tiers of shitty rightoid memes

I'm amazed PCM is left standing despite all the shitty rightoid memes. I'm starting to think some of the admins love lolcows as much as we do.

PCM seems to produce new butthurt on a daily basis so it only reasons that it's going to be in the left banwave

I don't think you have to be a rightoid to laugh at the idpol in academia.

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the joke must stand true after extensive research into its point

Truly the pillar of all great comedy.

Oh yes extensive research.

Types article into Google Read it

"This isn't accurate."

I'm Sherlock Holmes I guess.

It does exist, and that fact makes the joke work. Misdirecting and being reductive is very common in comedy.

So it's funny because it's not true?

If the joke is "Libleft is hypocritical because they like segregation" but the source isn't even about that what is then the punchline?

Do you expect nobody to question it? What comedian do you watch where you don't have to think about their jokes and just laugh. What are you a sitcom audience?

I dont care

based

Dude you're becoming the lolcow

Becoming? He's been one the whole time

I didnt realize i was talking to the fine specimen from that post

He has more amazing takes down below, highly recommend checking them out

The gift that keeps giving ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

The gift that keeps giving ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

that is the guy

he always was

and always will

Oh lol I didn't check, what's he doing in zweiland? Eviction notice time

Oh no, people on the internet I don't know is laughing at me?

Cool.

I'm not saying you don't suspect it's not true, but twisting the truth is funny. Stand ups do that all the time, deliberately be misinterpreted, but as long as you can understand the logic behind their conclusion, you can follow their joke. For example you see in any ____ these days jokes, obviously their being reductive, but the kernel of truth keeps the joke working. Of course I'm true you consider any generalisations as not true comedy.

Amazing new copypasta

So if this is a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚ right โœ”, a meme ๐Ÿธ. The punchline ๐Ÿ‘Š makes ๐Ÿ–• no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ sense ๐Ÿ’ฐ. If the joke ๐Ÿ˜‚ was this ceremony ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ…ฑ is the equivalent โ†” to racial ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ segregation ๐Ÿ†Ž meaning ๐Ÿ˜ libleft ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is hypocritical ๐Ÿคฅ, then this jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ falls ๐Ÿ apart ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“ if you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ค actually ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ into it. So in order ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿคœ for this "joke ๐Ÿ˜œ" to be funny ๐Ÿ˜‚, you'd literally ๐Ÿ’ฏ have to not think ๐Ÿค” about ๐Ÿ’ฆ it.

Which is weirder ๐Ÿ˜› sense ๐Ÿค” this whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ comment ๐Ÿ’ฌ section ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ is filled ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฐ with pseudo intellectual ๐ŸŽฉ dumbasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ who believe ๐Ÿ™ this is an actual ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ thing ๐Ÿ•‘ that is happening ๐Ÿค”, which it isn't yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ they get ๐Ÿ‰ upvotes โฌ†๐Ÿ˜ฑ. So the logic ๐Ÿ‘Œ being:

โ€ข Believing ๐Ÿ’ซ in this exaggerated ๐Ÿ˜“, "clearly ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰ ironic ๐Ÿ˜‚" joke ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ post ๐Ÿ“ is ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ and even ๐ŸŒƒ encountered ๐Ÿฝ but ๐Ÿ‘ if you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ how fibercated it is, you're automatically ๐Ÿค– bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž and are crazy ๐Ÿ˜œ for reading ๐Ÿ“– into it.

Yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ expect ๐Ÿค— me to believe ๐Ÿ™ that this subreddit ๐Ÿ’ป it majority ๐Ÿ”‘ libleft ๐Ÿ‘ˆ and is "tolerant ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโ˜" of everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฅ belief ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฏโœก, fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’จ off ๐Ÿ“ด you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ auth-muppet. I ๐Ÿ‘ hope ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Œ this whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ subreddit ๐Ÿ’ป gets ๐Ÿ‰ taken ๐Ÿ”ซ down โฌ‡ and all ๐Ÿ’ฏ of you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ safe ๐Ÿ”’ space ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–, snowflake โ„๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ˜ , wannabe ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ fucking ๐Ÿ† pseudo intellectual ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ“– nazis ๐Ÿ˜ก have to scramble ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ to find ๐Ÿ” a new ๐Ÿ‘Œ place ๐Ÿšฉ to read ๐Ÿ“– your ๐Ÿ‘‰ manifestos ๐Ÿ“• about ๐Ÿค” why ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ“๐Ÿค” their is a white ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ genocide ๐Ÿ”ช being planned ๐Ÿ˜Š and how you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ guys ๐Ÿ‘จ are the true ๐Ÿ’ฏ victims ๐Ÿ˜ท of oppression ๐Ÿ˜ก.

Don't ๐Ÿšซ bother ๐Ÿ† responding ๐Ÿ’ญ with some dumbass ๐Ÿ˜‚, half ๐Ÿ’€ ass ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹, meme ๐Ÿธ comment...actually please ๐Ÿ™ do, it might ๐Ÿ” actually ๐Ÿค” make ๐Ÿ’˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ think ๐Ÿ’ญ you ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿค“ achieved ๐Ÿฅ‡ something ๐Ÿ˜… in your ๐Ÿ‘‰ meaningless โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฐ life ๐Ÿ’“.

Have you submitted this to /r/emojipasta?

Nah because it's not mine but you do it if you want

u/dwelleroftheinternet lol????

I donโ€™t think itโ€™s his fault. Mayo liberals have more emotions than most, getting upset and sanctimonious is just part of their nature ime

Oh right, yeah I'm bad because I don't have the same dumbass opinion as everyone else? The meme makes no sense, people believe it's real, to feed their stupid "left bad, SJW wrecked" mentality. Yet any comment criticizing this is disregarding as crazy because it's a "joke". If it was a joke not meant to be taken seriously, people who are claiming that this "actually" happening irl should also be getting downvoted yet that's encourage.

Then you wonder why users thinks PCM has gone to shit, guess those guys from the ban wave had to go somewhere and that place was PCM. Whatever, thanks for the meme. I'm Black, btw.

Cracker

That would probably hurt it I was white

Calling a white person a cracker does not, nor ever will, hurt them.

Not many things you can be sure of in life but that is definitely one of them.

So if this is a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚ right โœ”, a meme ๐Ÿธ. The punchline ๐Ÿ‘Š makes ๐Ÿ–• no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ sense ๐Ÿ’ฐ. If the joke ๐Ÿ˜‚ was this ceremony ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ…ฑ is the equivalent โ†” to racial ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ segregation ๐Ÿ†Ž meaning ๐Ÿ˜ libleft ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is hypocritical ๐Ÿคฅ, then this jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ falls ๐Ÿ apart ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“ if you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ค actually ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ into it. So in order ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿคœ for this "joke ๐Ÿ˜œ" to be funny ๐Ÿ˜‚, you'd literally ๐Ÿ’ฏ have to not think ๐Ÿค” about ๐Ÿ’ฆ it. Which is weirder ๐Ÿ˜› sense ๐Ÿค” this whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ comment ๐Ÿ’ฌ section ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ is filled ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฐ with pseudo intellectual ๐ŸŽฉ dumbasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ who believe ๐Ÿ™ this is an actual ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ thing ๐Ÿ•‘ that is happening ๐Ÿค”, which it isn't yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ they get ๐Ÿ‰ upvotes โฌ†๐Ÿ˜ฑ. So the logic ๐Ÿ‘Œ being: โ€ข Believing ๐Ÿ’ซ in this exaggerated ๐Ÿ˜“, "clearly ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰ ironic ๐Ÿ˜‚" joke ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ post ๐Ÿ“ is ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ and even ๐ŸŒƒ encountered ๐Ÿฝ but ๐Ÿ‘ if you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ how fibercated it is, you're automatically ๐Ÿค– bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž and are crazy ๐Ÿ˜œ for reading ๐Ÿ“– into it. Yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ expect ๐Ÿค— me to believe ๐Ÿ™ that this subreddit ๐Ÿ’ป it majority ๐Ÿ”‘ libleft ๐Ÿ‘ˆ and is "tolerant ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโ˜" of everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฅ belief ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฏโœก, fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’จ off ๐Ÿ“ด you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ auth-muppet. I ๐Ÿ‘ hope ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Œ this whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ subreddit ๐Ÿ’ป gets ๐Ÿ‰ taken ๐Ÿ”ซ down โฌ‡ and all ๐Ÿ’ฏ of you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ safe ๐Ÿ”’ space ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–, snowflake โ„๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ˜ , wannabe ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ fucking ๐Ÿ† pseudo intellectual ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ“– nazis ๐Ÿ˜ก have to scramble ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ to find ๐Ÿ” a new ๐Ÿ‘Œ place ๐Ÿšฉ to read ๐Ÿ“– your ๐Ÿ‘‰ manifestos ๐Ÿ“• about ๐Ÿค” why ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ“๐Ÿค” their is a white ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ genocide ๐Ÿ”ช being planned ๐Ÿ˜Š and how you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ guys ๐Ÿ‘จ are the true ๐Ÿ’ฏ victims ๐Ÿ˜ท of oppression ๐Ÿ˜ก. Don't ๐Ÿšซ bother ๐Ÿ† responding ๐Ÿ’ญ with some dumbass ๐Ÿ˜‚, half ๐Ÿ’€ ass ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹, meme ๐Ÿธ comment...actually please ๐Ÿ™ do, it might ๐Ÿ” actually ๐Ÿค” make ๐Ÿ’˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ think ๐Ÿ’ญ you ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿค“ achieved ๐Ÿฅ‡ something ๐Ÿ˜… in your ๐Ÿ‘‰ meaningless โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฐ life ๐Ÿ’“.

I don't think you're bad, you're just soft and a little unhinged. Do you often write hate write essays about stupid mundane things that piss you off? if so would you be willing to share them? How many total hours would you estimate that you have spent thinking about this Spongebob meme?

Around the same amount time it takes for you to unpeel yourself away from your greasy, sweaty body away from your chair. Kinda like eggs on a pan that hasn't been sprayed down.

Oh yes daddy give me more of your reddit insults ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ

eggs on a pan that hasn't been sprayed down.

You should be using butter. Treat yourself.

Bruh ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

The whitest black dude in history! Many such cases on Reddit!

What does that even mean?

Oh sorry, knowing reddit you guys probably think all black guys say the n word constantly and wear backwards hats, with their pants sagging or whatever. Fuck off.

So much this. Sorry you're experiencing such bigotry here king, we need to do better.

prove you're black then.

How?

just do it bro

Post hog

Extremely pale hands typed this

Looks at hand

Yeah.

What is it with these dumbasses on Reddit making wall of text after wall of text over some meme like they think they're Harvard professors or some shit? Are they trying to sound smart? They just sound even stupider than the memesters of any website.

It's your brain on smug.

Guy has a point, PCM is in steady decline

It's always been shit, it's just wingcucks hiding behind layers of irony to get approval for their dumb takes.

Even if it has always been shit, the amount of fecal matter is only increasing. Like a turd rolling downhill in a garbage dump.

Poetic.

Imagine being a wingcel whose entire identity is based on a completely unrealistic ideology that will never be applied in the real world ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ