I slept out in my truck in a bar parking lot because I wasn't good to drive and woke up to a cop knocking on my window
1 2020-10-06 by Goodfaithislame
I mean he was chill and polite but if you only did it because you couldn't see if I was breathing because of my hoody why would it be necessary to run my license and tag before I could leave? Also why did your colleagues stare me down when I went to retrieve my keys from my gas cap? Bruh fuck off and do something actually productive and constitutional
15 comments
7 Did_I_Read_This 2020-10-06
No
4 Goodfaithislame 2020-10-06
We both know you did babe 😉
5 pussyfooter420 2020-10-06
keys in your gas cap?
10 WokeMakesYouFree 2020-10-06
People have gotten duis even if they have the keys in their possession, even if they are asleep and the car is off. Thats why they checked him, to see if they could get a easy dui or get him on a warrant
4 xX69Sixty-Nine69Xx 2020-10-06
Aren't those mostly fringe cases in bullshit fent-ridden counties? I'd be shocked if there were many urban or suburban judges convicting people for DUIs when they were trying to sleep it off.
3 Goodfaithislame 2020-10-06
My cousin is from the rich side of the family and the friend was her sorority sister. I forgot to mention that
1 Goodfaithislame 2020-10-06
It actually happened to my cousin's friend. Always leave your keys somewhere outside the car
1 GourmetImp 2020-10-06
That is some burger shit right there. I thought you're hiding your keys so a mugger won't grab them lmao
1 ponypopper 2020-10-06
yeah but im white so cops cant arrest me
3 lukja93 2020-10-06
imagine drinking
Allah does not approve
1 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2020-10-06
Oi guvnor!
1 The_trumpster_lad 2020-10-06
Stop drinking it's haram 🤬🕋
0 BeltFedRetard 2020-10-06
You're a liar and this hate sub will be ended buy Gods grace.
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-10-06
Do not threaten Zweirama again
1 Goodfaithislame 2020-10-06
I mean I'll purposely smudge some details a lot for not getting doxxed purposes but this one is actually true