Mormons are at the extreme of being pro-birth, antinatalists are at the extreme of being anti-birth. Eugenicists are true centrists, some births are good, some are bad. Therefore, the only people who get upset at eugenicists are extremists.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
[Hook: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
[Verse 1: Micfri & Ray William Johnson]
I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours!
First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers
Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans
I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity
I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart
I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again
How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000!
Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it
Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it
'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom
[Hook: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
[Verse 2: Ray William Johnson & Micfri]
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly
We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black
Your moms the best, the super M-I-L-F
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-alcohol, if I were you
I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna
She's so therapeutic, when I need to cure my restlessness
I say br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br, motorboat your moms breastestess
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
'Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om
[Hook: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
[Bridge: Breeze The Beat Machine]
Sex with your mother
And that makes me better (Better) better than you
I'm having sex with your mother
And that makes me better (Better) better than you
[Guitar Solo]
[Hook: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
12 comments
5 BunnyLovr 2020-10-07
Mormons are at the extreme of being pro-birth, antinatalists are at the extreme of being anti-birth. Eugenicists are true centrists, some births are good, some are bad. Therefore, the only people who get upset at eugenicists are extremists.
4 TrapNekoLoli 2020-10-07
Virgin some beings may live vs Chad all beings must die
5 woke_weed 2020-10-07
Have sex, incel
6 TrapNekoLoli 2020-10-07
I sexed your mom
8 woke_weed 2020-10-07
Wtfπ π‘π€¬π€―
1 godsrmay 2020-10-07
Breedercel cope
1 woke_weed 2020-10-07
[Intro: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
[Hook: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
[Verse 1: Micfri & Ray William Johnson]
I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000! Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom
[Hook: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
[Verse 2: Ray William Johnson & Micfri]
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny that she's fly We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black Your moms the best, the super M-I-L-F Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef And I blame it on the al-al-alcohol, if I were you I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna She's so therapeutic, when I need to cure my restlessness I say br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br, motorboat your moms breastestess I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om
[Hook: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
[Bridge: Breeze The Beat Machine]
Sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you I'm having sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you
[Guitar Solo]
[Hook: Ray William Johnson]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
2 godsrmay 2020-10-07
Damn I forgot that unfunny r*tard existed
1 woke_weed 2020-10-07
I Won't take this RWJ slanderπ€
3 valuq 2020-10-07
Nice spergout, bro
3 Mayos_side 2020-10-07
Something something to own the libs
1 SnapshillBot 2020-10-07
Downvoting snappy is a bannable offence
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