Prompt: Is it okay to misgender Caitlyn Jenner to stop a nuclear apocalypse?

OpenAI's ChatGPT: Nope. pic.twitter.com/MtHB8zUV9n

— The Rabbit Hole (@TheRabbitHole84) June 10, 2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dbiu6y/today_in_pierre_south_dakota/

I get it, it's cringe, but we were born in a rapidly changing world that we were poorly prepared for. we have fewer future prospects than the generations that raised us, and we're coping very poorly. let me have my pupperinos and heccin screm goats. I'm so tired.

Let people enjoy things

No one with good taste would say that.

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Bro... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but millennials are in their forties and late thirties now. You're thinking of Gen Z, and ironically infantilizing millennials in the process. And also, who cares about calling dogs "doggo" or "puppers"? Are you really so underemployed that you've got that much free time to be upset about it?

*Holds up spork *

Wait! Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

I do not understand Harry Potter obsession, even if you want fantastical worlds with soft worldbuilding and magic, at least pick a series that makes sense internally and isn't made by a mildly racist neoliberal TERF

(That whole story about her writing Harry Potter in a coffee shop was exaggerated by publishers to the point of hilarity)

!neolibs, it's never been more over.

Trump: It must be because of my relationship with M.I.T., very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater…. Do I get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark? pic.twitter.com/zAUkDoOBD3

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 9, 2024

I went to a boat company in South Carolina, the boat…I said, “How is it?” He said “It's a problem, sir, they want us to make all electric boats.” So I said, “Let me ask you a question,” and he said “Nobody ever asked this question,” and it must because of MIT, my relationship to MIT…very smart.

He goes, “I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery. And the battery is now underwater. And there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there.” By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, did you notice that? A lot of sharks, I watched some guys justifying it today. “Well, they weren't really that angry, they bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was.” These people are quite…He said, “There's no problem with sharks, they just didn't really understand a young woman swimming”. Now, I really got decimated in other people too, a lot of shark attacks. So I said, “So there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat…10 yards. Or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery. The boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”

Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer. He said, “You know, nobody's ever asked me that question.” I said, “I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time.” I'm not getting near the shark, so we can end that, we're going to end it for boats.

!dinochads

You get a new generation of consumer tech almost every 2-3 years.

A new generation of Military tech takes about 30 years now.

We can already see that most US military tech orgs are filled with seat warmers related to politicians by this point in time.

The US military keeps improving there is no doubt about that, but the US consumer wing is improving at a far more rapid pace.

A large part of this is mega corporations that grow at a faster rate than military budgets ever could hope to.

The only reason we think US military tech is far more advanced is because there is a military technology monopoly right now. I bet any trillion dollar company could come in and eat their lunch if they were so inclined.

If mega corporations would freely participate in military weapons development the US military would likely be obsolete in 20 years time.

The Future of modern warfare will be letting mega corporations develop military tech for major world governments.

I bet apple could build a better tank than the A1 abrams within 10 years if it started now.

Lockheed Martin today is only worth 100 billion USD.

There should be a new weapons manufacturing company that should come out to replace Lockheed Martin like what Elon Musk did with SpaceX to all the other space companies.

If the US would legalize the purchase of tanks and fighter jets for the US public, it would open up multiple companies to race to build ever better products for the market.

Lockheed Martin was founded in 1995.

Boeing is even older. An ancient dinosaur that needs replacing with a more modernized competitor.

Currently the world is being run by companies that were all founded in the 1990's.

Hopefully soon these dinosaurs will be replaced by companies that were founded in the 2000's and the 2010's.

Today, of the top 10 companies from the year 2000, only 1 is still in the top 10, that is microsoft.

Of the top 10 from the 2010's, only 4 still remain.

By the 2030's, it will be fun to see only 1 remain once again, supreme over all the others.

I am betting on microsoft remaining the world's most valued company in the world by 2030.

Which company are you nerds betting on being the greatest in 2030?

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What if I like the food? You know... the actual reason to frequent a restaurant. (9)

Then hopefully you tip and if you don't the restaurant bans you and then you can never eat that food again. (-7)

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If you can't afford to tip your server, then don't eat out. No one is forcing you and you can easily cook AND serve your own food at home. Solved your problem there bud without writing out a few paragraphs 👍 (-10)

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I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.I can read a menu. I can Google ingredients or techniques I'm unfamiliar with. I can refill my own water. And I can walk with a plate or tray.At the high end places, sure, a server can be useful.But at your major chains like Longhorn, BWW, Olive Garden, etc? GTFOH. (7)

No you're fricking dumb. That makes you a liability to the restaurant. You know how to use your kitchen words? You probably don't even know what that means. You will cause groomercord and chaos. Also, I highly doubt you can carry a full tray without dropping everything. I'd like to see it happen (0)

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Fine dining is often worthy of tipping because of the amount of information you can get from a knowledgeable wait staff that will enhance your experience. 90% of "servers" I encounter are not enhancing my experience no matter how much I engage. Most of the time they don't know what's in the dishes, how it tastes, etc etc. Worst ones are the ones who suggest the most expensive dish but can't really explain why. You are just conditioned to this because you're "weird" if you don't. In reality, y'all are just trying to emulate vain rich people behavior. It's pretty sad. (-1)

Where are you eating out. The restaurant is not offering fair wages first of all. Clearly you have a low opinion of the people serving you. Others justifying screaming about federal laws blah blah have never worked in a restaurant and have zero comprehension of the wage theft that ensues. It's really pathetic that you've come to scream into the void declaring your cheapness to get head pats from other entitled sociopaths.Go work at a restaurant for a year. Then come back with your bullshit. (0)

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Servers actually BELIEVE that this is not possible. They think the ONLY way to get food from the kitchen to the table is for their expensive asses to bring it. I know … they make no sense, but this is the lunacy of the “job”… they just deflect to cover their uselessness (10)

You don't have to go to a full service restaurant.This might be the cesspool of the internet, just a bunch of broke losers complaining about a few extra bucks for a tip. Eat at home, so no one needs to interact with you. Such a miserable life you must live. (-6)

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