Dragon Age 4 looks like zoomerfortnite :marseyretard2: :marseyretard3: instead of dark fantasy - commenters notice.

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I hope everyone :marseynorm: who touched this gets outed as a s*x pest and blacklisted.

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Baulders Gate 3 and Critical Role has changed the demographics of fantasy

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It is honestly kind of funny how a lot of actual boomer fantasy is just as grimdark or darker than mainstream dark fantasy settings, it's literally the default state of fantasy. I'm pretty sure the only high fantasy ever written is LoTR and maybe wheel of time or something.

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Lotr is low fantasy, there's basically no magic

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Low and High fantasy are neurodivergent labels, anyway.

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BG 3 absolutely did not have this gay butt Marvel "WAOOO DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!?!?!?" tone to it

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Wrong

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I'm playing it now for the first time, none of this is in it. Tbh most of the game feels like Neverwinter Nights 2 from 2006

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IT KINDA GETS MARVELLY WHEN MINSC SHOWS up...

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Lmao my entire playthrough i never found that mf

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I WANNA SAME I ENVY YOU, BUT HE MADE ME GIGGLE MORE THAN I'D LIKE TO admit...

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I was pleasantly surprised that they toned down the gay marvel quipping since that was my biggest gripe with Divinity 1 and 2.

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Ya just bear s*x as god intended.

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THE DEMOGRAPHIC CHANGED LONG BEFORE BAULDER'S GATE III. IF ANYTHING DRAGON AGE II CHANGED THE DEMOGRAPHIC WHEN FUJOS STARTED USING IT ASVA BOYLOVE FANTASY simulator...

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BG3 was fricking dope, don't lump it in with this nonsense.

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BG3 may have been alright but it had so much dumb bullshit.

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Like what? :marseypixel:

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Bear fricking spider licking nonsense

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Then don't do it.

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Game of Thrones ruined it first in tandem with Harry Potter but there was probably something else before them.

The origin of wandshit needs to be determined. :marseyshrug:

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Game of Thrones was SOVL tho

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Matt Mercer really fricked everything up in ways he could never have imagined

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Leave Chrom alone :#marseydimitri:

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>negro elves

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mate just get over it holy shit

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Guys I'm starting to think maybe video games are for children

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Yes, but nowadays its for the special ED kind

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I hope we get mass effect Andromeda levels of bugs again

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Did they think introducting characters like Borderlands does was a good idea?

Holy frick everyone involved needs to die.

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They got introduced like they're hero shooter classes. could have introduced them with quips showing their personality and it would have been better received, even if they were cringe

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Thank god there's a black elf. I was on the fence until i saw that.

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!g*mers Lmao BioWare hasn't learned any lessons. Why does this game look like pozzed sloppa?

Is it because BioWare thinks that's what people want? Even though the tone chosen for Inquisition and Andromeda was universally disliked? Even though everyone talks about Origins being the one decent game in the franchise? The one they desperately want new Dragon Age games to take after?

Or are they still stuck chasing trends? Are they yet another company trying to chase MCU writing/Hero shooter popularity? Another company several years late on both counts? They didn't learn not to step out of their element from failed WoW slop The Old Republic or failed Destiny slop Anthem?

Either way they haven't changed at all. The :marseywhirlyhat: in me was slightly optimistic when they dumped Old Republic on another company and swore they were all in for Dragon Age and Mass Effect going forward.

But I have almost zero faith in the next Mass Effect. I'm using this Dragon Age as a gauge and it's not looking great :marseysmug3:

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Why does this game look like pozzed sloppa?

Please stop using the verbiage of the den of doxxing p-dophiles at soyparty, and use the verbiage of this den of doxxing p-dophiles.

@14ARYANPRIDE88-HH love sucking peepee, for example

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!r-slurs :marseybrainlet#:

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Knock it off shitter

!soyteens The sharty is a better website than this place anyway :marsey57:

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AEVANN THE FACT THIS IS LESS BANWORTHY THAN ZOOMERCORDERY IS A SIN

:marseycope: <- me rn

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rDrama :capy: 🤝 :!gem: Sharty

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The bioware staff probably just had a 100% turnover as a new generation joined the company and other people left

Their management/production staff is disorganized and they probably don't have the human capital to write something like ME1 again (which wasn't shakespeare but was pretty decent by vidya writing standards)

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Yeah everyone at Bioware who remotely knew what they were doing is gone lol. It's a Ship of Theseus that is now made of shit instead of wood.

A Shit of Theseus, if you will.

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They're probably at 2-300% turnover by this point. Key people started leaving shortly after EA bought them and it's been over a decade since then. I think a lot of people left after Anthem failed so completely too. Though, given how bad that was, the turnover from then might actually be an improvement.

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I've actually been wanting a more fluid action feeling party fantasy RPG that still remains a party RPG, specifically thinking of an evolved bioware game. But somehow this does not make me interested in this at all.

:#turtoisevomit:

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dragon's dogma has pawns, it's fun

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I keep considering it, but it looks so neurodivergent and empty feeling though.

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DD:DA holds up and it's like $5. The 2nd one is pretty fun but is indeed somewhat empty feeling and the story is even more nonsensical than the first. Good gameplay though imo, both are amongst the best if not the best action RPGs in that category. For the 2nd, I can't recommend it unless/until they release a DLC that fixes it's problems unless you already liked the first.

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It is super empty, and the lack of both fast travel and mounts makes exploring very, very tedious

It's also a game you cannot go through without carefully planning your character, especially the second part and the DLC (Dark Arisen)

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I didnt plan shit and as i recall the dlc was still easy. :marseyhmm:

My build was hitting things with a big stick though.

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There's no way

The DLC's boss is stupidly hard to beat

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Maybe you just suck

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That's entirely possible

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But somehow this does not make me interested in this at all.

It's the strong woman and the black elf.

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That's suspicious, as all diversity now is, but isn't a full red flag for me. The cartoony overwatch shit everyone is already complaining about, none of it gives off good vibes. Those flashy, subtitled character introductions just make the characters look boring.

I feel like a minority in that I liked Dragon Age 3 a lot, but at the same time I feel like a lot of even angry nerds secretly did, because everyone posting about this can't be r-slurs still seething about their specialest game from 15 years ago. (DA:O was lit though.)

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Which strong woman? The majority of the cast is women or POC :marseylaugh#:

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Dragon age is super gay. I played inquisition and it's really cringe.

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Excuse me :marseywave2: you seem to have forgotten to upvote my post

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I sidevoted it because you have bad taste in videogames

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The first game was the only good one.

Second game was okay-ish but had absolutely dogshit level design - they literally reused the maps and locations for each act of the game.

Inquisition was crap. Open world fetch quests and base building, who gives a shit.

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>I really :marseythinkorino2: hope the style is just for the trailer.

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Almost the entire cast is POC or Women. The only white male that isn't a dwarf is a fricking necromancer :marseyxd#:.

Set around going into the Fade (the absolute worst part of DA:O). :marseyxd#:

Complete toneshift to gay zoomer nonsense.

God this is gonna suck. But Dragon age hasn't been good since DA:O. They could never recapture that magic.

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I hate the Fade so much bros

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Why do these tards keep making sequels and reboots that are designed to piss off anyone who liked the original? The only reboot I can think of that wasn't universally hated was Doom and that really wasn't so different from the original.

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They'll probably try to pivot based on well-deserved negative feedback but it's too late. It's too far into development to get unpozzed.

Can the millenial soy golems who frick up franchises like this at least have the dignity to reboot them first or something?

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the day draws near when vioware will finally get the ol' yeller treatment. Can't imagine EA gives a shit anymore if this fails.

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>quirky asian female

shits FRICKED

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Dragon Age Inquisition absolutely fricking sucked and that was from like 10 years ago so this is going to be terrible.

I don't know why g*mers even bother getting hyped about anything anymore other than FromSoft and Nintendo Mario and Zelda games.

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All high fantasy is :#gay:

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:#marseysick:

Lame banter, "cool" modern action music and the same colorfull presentation (not neceserailly the setting though, just those r-slurred "hero cards").

It looks like a milion other games released and releasing in recent times.

Also unfunny.

Why?

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Is Peter going to be a playable character?

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Its fascinating how AAA gayming in west is held on gridlock by people who dont play games and dont know what masses want.

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10 years since inquisition… for this :marseydepressed:

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All the characters seem so trite and tired.

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Cant believe they serve up marvel slop after elden ring and baldurs gate showing how its supposed to be done.

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Oh it's another installment in a game series which had 0 good games

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This thing in the video thumbnail lmao :#chudsmug:

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lol at the necromancer looking like an aged twink

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:#marseysuicidesquidward:

Snapshots:

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i hope the style is just for the trailer

:#marseycopetalking:

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This is so confusing to me as well

I thought the next game was called Dreadwolf? Is this a different game or did the name get changed? If it's just a name change then ok whatever I guess and if this is a different game then wtf is it and in either case where is the fricking gameplay??

That's not even talking about how a sometimes great, sometimes crappy franchise now looks like dollar store Baldur's gate 3.

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:#marseycontemplatesuicide:

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Didn't this just series just release with a ton of MTX

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Someone can't spell Niamh.

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