He made a shitload of campaign ads of him screaming at the camera and going MEU NOME E ENEAS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/En%C3%A9as_Carneiro

He also belived Brazil should have nukes lol.

There's no context to this contest beyond "post whatever" but I did only pick the things that personally amused me, so if your "submission" isn't here it's because it failed to meet the extremely low bar of making me exhale a larger-than-normal amount of air out of my face when I saw it. Sucks to suck straggot. There's also a super secret easter egg hidden within the contest. See if you can spot it!

https://9gag.com/gag/aQz4KZ2#comment

Many air-conditioning outdoor units (the bit that sits on your balcony) are being stolen in Japan due to a surge in the price of copper. https://t.co/lmNY3sgiin

— Gearoid Reidy リーディー・ガロウド (@GearoidReidy) June 10, 2024

She dropped the n word and doubled down after the backlash, pretty based tbh https://t.co/RuuQumnYoT pic.twitter.com/4XdNB4cgFa

— Shaniqua Posting Delusions (@DeIudedShaniqwa) June 11, 2024

Trump: It must be because of my relationship with M.I.T., very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater…. Do I get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark? pic.twitter.com/zAUkDoOBD3

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 9, 2024

I went to a boat company in South Carolina, the boat…I said, “How is it?” He said “It's a problem, sir, they want us to make all electric boats.” So I said, “Let me ask you a question,” and he said “Nobody ever asked this question,” and it must because of MIT, my relationship to MIT…very smart.

He goes, “I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery. And the battery is now underwater. And there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there.” By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, did you notice that? A lot of sharks, I watched some guys justifying it today. “Well, they weren't really that angry, they bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was.” These people are quite…He said, “There's no problem with sharks, they just didn't really understand a young woman swimming”. Now, I really got decimated in other people too, a lot of shark attacks. So I said, “So there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat…10 yards. Or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery. The boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”

Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer. He said, “You know, nobody's ever asked me that question.” I said, “I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time.” I'm not getting near the shark, so we can end that, we're going to end it for boats.