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I have a lot of dramacoin, which makes me bourgeoise. I probably have more dramacoin than you, which makes you the proletariat. How did I get so much dramacoin? By exploiting you, of course.
Anyways, today I will exploit you even harder. I will pay 100 dramacoin to the first ten people who make a comment saying βsubscribe to HeyMoon for the best rdrama contentβ, with a few rules:
must be the top comment in the thread
must not contain anything damaging to the HeyMoon brand
once per person
to be paid in at least two (2) business days.
Keep in mind that you have to do this. I am offering you money in exchange for a service, which means that you are literally my slave. Get to it 
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The sexy Indian dude judge eventually found the Patriot not guilty but then proceeded too bootlick the pig because the Patriot flipped off the incompetent lying pig which of course is protected first amendment speech @HailVictory1776 stand with Israel
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Oh em gee it's time to announce the winner of the Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!
The voting thread was WILD with a total of 39 votes across the contest making it the MOST POPULAR Bowel Movement Beauty Contest EVER and clearly a great idea. YOURE WELCOME.
Prizes
Winner will be gifted 20kMB.
Second runner up will be gifted 10kMB
A third prize of 5KMB will be granted to who I believe had the most interesting and artistic shit. This award is entirely at my discretion.
All participants will be granted entrance to the extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.
All participants will be granted this very ugly badge:
Winner
@Adolin113355 submitted this probably fake specimen and while I question the veracity of this Bowel Movement I do admire the sheer depravity of it. Congrats to
@Adolin113355!
Second Place
Submitted by @Tevs, this shit is impressive in that it stayed in one piece considering the size! The cottage core potty adds to the vibe creating a somber and low-budget aesthetic that would make any 2014 Tumblr girlie squirm with glee! Congrats!
Most Artistic
Submitted by @soapysoapy, this is a foul mess that would not look out of place in any modern art museum. It evokes feelings that I do not have words for and I applaud
@soapysoapy for remembering to timestamp! Congrats!
Thanks for voting everyone and I can't wait till the next Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!
Everyone will get their badges once I'm done laying around doing nothing and feel like it.
K bye
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Pakistani Imam claims Ayesha has done a brave act by βacceptingβ an unworthy Hindu infidelβs heart, and the heart will now bow before Allahhttps://t.co/PpDUI1TSUE
— OpIndia.com (@OpIndia_com) May 1, 2024
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Can't even handle a little banter
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looking for a post from yesterday picture of a sperg in like an airport with a funny tshirt / offensive
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Nooooo the Christians are sending the Jews against the Arabs! There would be peace in the middle east if White Identity Extremists weren't arming that famously poor demographic, Israeli Jews, against their will!
Yes I have a very nuanced view of world politics from behind my screen in my parent's sunroom.
Got to give him credit for finding an angle that allows him to blame red-hat Nazis on Reddit for war in the middle east.
Giant fricking mong.
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We shall liberate the gentle laborer of their perpetual slavery by the bourgeoisie, and once again awaken all the proletarians of this Egyptian gossip forum of true unity! Class unity! 
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