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I have a lot of dramacoin, which makes me bourgeoise. I probably have more dramacoin than you, which makes you the proletariat. How did I get so much dramacoin? By exploiting you, of course.
Anyways, today I will exploit you even harder. I will pay 100 dramacoin to the first ten people who make a comment saying “subscribe to HeyMoon for the best rdrama content”, with a few rules:
must be the top comment in the thread
must not contain anything damaging to the HeyMoon brand
once per person
to be paid in at least two (2) business days.
Keep in mind that you have to do this. I am offering you money in exchange for a service, which means that you are literally my slave. Get to it 
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!anticommunists highbrow economic discourse ITT
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brutally extracting excess value fromdoing business with youJump in the discussion.
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I am staging a sit-in on this post until
@HeyMoon divests from Isn't Real. Join me in the Dramatard Autonomous Zone
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^ walks around u *
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