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Anyone else jestermaxxing?

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:marseyzeldalinktimeadult: :marseyitneverbegan:
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Do you notice something wrong with boys? : Teachers | Old maids mald over based boys

For many, many years, I've recorded that my girls outperform the boys by a wide margin. In my case, the measured difference between them is so large that I cannot help but think something is wrong with our boys, particularly after I also account for their general behavior.

If I test 100 children and score work blindly, with names removed, the top 90% will be girls, and it has been so for a couple decades.

Sounds like you teach grade school.

Boys largely struggle to follow simple directions. Working memory is poor. Executive functioning is minimal. They are impulsive to the core, constantly distracted, and unable to perform at grade level. Compared to girls, the boys leave me feeling as if I where working with infants and toddlers. Most students we have in our special education programs and those with IEPs are boys. In every class I've had, most of the boys strike me as being mentally handicapped. Yes, there are outliers. There are always outliers amongst both genders.

lmao :ethot: These literal children would rather play than listen to me, are they retarded?

I don't know if boys ever catch up,

Considering !fellas outperform !biofoids almost across the board I'd say they do more than catch up

but I do not suspect that to be the case, given the deltas I record every day. I'm familiar with the old anecdotes of boys maturing slower and being a couple years behind the emotional development of girls, but this appears to be something more ominous.

No, boys are just tuff enough that they don't falter the moment you crack the whip.

its called the patriarchy. Boys are not held to the same social standards as girls.

Then why are boys the most likely to be punished?

The patriarchy, which leaves boys behind?

The sentiment is that low achieving boys will achieve higher than high achieving women because of patriarchal standards.

These boys DON'T have to try hard because the system is meant for them to succeed.

Are you literally retarded? They don't try because they don't care. They're children who'd rather be playing amongst themselves.

Except that's not an explanation for what's happening here. Boys aren't doing worse in high school because they "have an understanding" that they will succeed later on. They're just...failing.

They aren't just failing in K-12, either. The success of boys in a continual downtrend at college as well.

It's bizarre to me that someone would look at a kid who is going to drop out of high school and say "Well, the patriarchy!" like it's a point worth making in that context.

It's because teachers are made up solely of unicels who had it pounded into their head that patriarchy was the great satan that caused all sin in the world.

Teachers are mostly women. Parents who actually parent are mostly women. Males are taught to not respect or listen to women. It's not difficult stuff to grasp.

That doesn't track at all. Somehow the majority of authority in a boys life is female and he's taught not to respect them? No, hr learns not to respect them. Seeing teachers fail basic physical tasks, bow down to empty authority and go on childish power trips teaches him not to respect women.

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One guy notices muh double standards

Local cougar brags about being a cradle-robber :marseypuke:

This guy kicks the hornets nest by telling the truth

I wonder who could be arguing with him so fervently?

Oh, it's a :marseywall: that posts 24/7 on 2X and relationship advice subs telling women to leave their boyfriends and yelling in rage at said boyfriends. Also a die-hard swiftie who hates men but talks about "27-year-old Adonises." Platonic ideal of a 2X-foid here :marseylaugh:

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Joe Biden did the impossible :marseybiden:
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Cameron, 20, Houston TX

:marseyking: At least two Red Bulls :marseysaint2:

Segment like a really sus video where Cameron explains he consents to the show timestamp

Career:

  • "Kinda complicated I guess"

  • Part time real estate, part time construction with my Dad

  • "From Sunday to Wednesday I do real estate, I guess full time"

    • He lays out his schedule timestamp

      • 5am wakeup

      • 6am gym

  • Real Estate agent, lots of calling people

    • Done it for a year

    • Wants to do this full time

    • This month is "most money he's ever made"

    • $14'000 this month but he "spent most of it"

      • Sold a single listing and got them a new place - he knocked their door
    • He tries to explain how timestamp

    • When he started he "spent the money before it was in [his] pocket"

    • Was a server at resturaunt, quit it to be agent

    • Hems and haws then admits it's 2'500 "over 6 to 8 months" so much less than other guests :marseylaugh:

    • "I try to prospect but like I've started playing Minecraft and stuff you know what I mean?" timestamp

      • This is what he was doing last year instead of working?
    • Works 4 hours a day 4 days a week timestamp

      • Actually it's 1 hour a day of calling people?

      • Actually he's showing houses as well?

      • Maybe 3 a day? :marseyantiw#ork:

    • A day in the life of a real estate agent timestamp

      • Later clarified to 1 hour a day with a lot of staring at the screen doing literally nothing, sometimes watching Financial Audit videos MARSEY LFMAOOOOOO

      • HE ALLUDES TO HAVING THE ZOOMER PHONE PHOBIA :marseyzoomer:

      • 3 hour lunch break lmfao

    • Saved $2000 of that $14000 check

  • Construction timestamp

    • Dad's company, Dad cuts him a check

    • About $125 a day, 3 days a week (around 10 hour days for this)

    • Doesn't know if he's W2 or not

      • "Uhhhhmmm my dad has his company and I just kind of go in and he gives me a check"

      • "I don't know I just get the check and I just picture deposit it into Wells Fargo, it goes into my account"

    • Just started this, started around last month

  • Living with his parents

  • "I used to make a lot of money as a server"

Personal Life;

  • Girlfriend of 2 years is in the room timestamp

Financials:

  • Parents helped him out 7'000 on a car downpayment

    • He paid them back 4'000
  • He did not set money aside for taxes

  • Credit Card 1 (Discover) (1'015) timestamp

    • 1326 previous - 994 payments + 664 new transactions

    • "Why are you putting more money on a card that is accumulating interest?" timestamp

      • He is extremely confident things will just work themselves out
    • "If you look at my spending I try to be really conservative with it" :marseyxd:

    • Lots and lots of eating out, some paint he got reimbursed for

    • "Everyone's net worth is negative at 20 years old" :marseybrainletclapping:

  • Credit Card 2 (some bank name) (2404) timestamp

    • $2391 - $200 payment + 157 new purchases + $55 interest accrued

    • He paid another $200 payment on this

    • Credit limit is $2500

    • Ate $29 in fees this year

  • His stonks timestamp

  • 2016 Jeep Wrangler timestamp

    • $31355 balance :marseytrollcrazy:

    • 10.something interest rate :marseytrollcrazy:

    • There's an unpaid balance of $680

    • He tries to explain, his parents took the car out for him, in their name, he's paying for it

    • Caleb seethes because he keeps looking at the camera :marseyrage:

    • 6 year term

    • Jeeps in the shop, $300 - lots of other spending on parts for the jeep

    • Suspension is messed up

    • Lots of other issues with it

    • Pays for car insurance under his parents name - $400 a month

    • Went to college for a year, took a year off, couldn't afford to both go to college and pay the jeep :marseydespair:

    • He didn't really know what he was doing at college

    • "My way of justifying it was I didn't know what I was doing in college and I had the Jeep anyways"

  • Credit Card 3 ($472) (Spark Business) timestamp

    • 536 - $71 payments + $12 interest accrued

    • Not the real estate card

    • "This card was a really dumb decision... probably the worst one"

    • "Every year we get a fee as realtors, we have to pay like 400, 500, I didn't have the money so I opened a credit card and paid it with that."

    • Minimum payment 17, 30% interest

  • Credit Card 4 (CapitalOne) ($352) timestamp

    • Minimum $25

    • $8 interest accrued

    • $727 - $700 + $323.85 :marseyxd:

    • "This month I spoiled myself" :marseyexcited:

      • He tries to explain why he thinks this is a good idea
  • How much he owes to his family timestamp

    • $11'000 total?

    • Informal, gets brought up when the dad's mad :marseymad:

    • He paid 4000, it's down from 15'000

    • Pays $400 for rent

  • Checking Account timestamp

    • $150 in there

    • fair bit of going out to eat, eBay headphones, smoking "trying to quit," $1000 into his RobinHood

    • THIS R-SLUR INVESTED 15% of the portfolio INTO TAKETWO HOLY SHIT :marseyxd:

      • waiting for GTA 6 thinking it will moon shot

Spending piechart timestamp

  • He gave his parents 4000 which might be upfront rent payments might be debt payment? to help pay off the house???

Caleb makes him cry bigly :marseycry: timestamp

  • "To be honest, it might just be a reaction to the Red Bull"

Oracle seems to be a long-term sponsor, every video now

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The United States of Israel Congress just passed legislation that makes all this illegal [Effortpost in progress]

!chuds !nooticers

Matt Walsh sneeding as his boss probably rubs his hands together: https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1785798055645638932

MTG: https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1785755752432296283

Massie: https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1785686335887458485

Gaetz: https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1785762505345691786

Boebert: https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1785796512041115827

Nays (21 Republican, 70 Democrat, i think the Dems are italicized):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146063293650403.webp

why did Nadler vote nay lol, maybe he's old enough to know how this plays out

will update with more drama as it is found. please tag me in anything you want me to include here

So at what point do people decide that if speech is as illegal as action, why not take that leap?

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Most of you chads and kings long for the bygone era of a few guys sitting across the room, sipping scotch, smoking cigars, making random comments about women and also engaging in productive conversation.

Gone are those days, now all you get is huddling around pink haired bisexuals and :marseytrain2:s calling each other comrade in shrill pitched voices, (@pillowprincess suck my peepee) chastising your manhood and finding the most God awful books in existence, chanting it in unison as if to unleash some magic spell.

Well, fear not my friend.

Vote any book from below. I'll select the name with the highest vote. Then give you the notes on the essential facts for the first 100 pages 9 days from now (Friday next week) and on each Friday thereafter.

As soon as a book is completed, the book with the 2nd highest votes will be started or a new auction will be floated on the last day of the current book.

Books: [From Before]

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145083943454208.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145083961358953.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145083967618399.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145083972276878.webp

New Additions:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880224142854.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880227852972.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880230586493.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880234336553.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714588023784034.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714588024282027.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880246194582.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880249229932.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880252966049.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145880255756001.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714588025984539.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714588026325755.webp

!bookworms !classics !r-slurs

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HOLY SHIT IM CACKLING
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:slapfight:

Turn sound on for best results.

:#slapfight:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145526715931518.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145526718454924.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145526721361837.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145526723884244.webp !chuds :marseyxd:

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Bonus. Some trans vore enjoyer got angry over curated tumblr having an issue with said fan art and make cope post in transcirclejerk (very sane sub btw)

https://old.reddit.com/r/transgendercirclejerk/comments/1ch4sly/curatedtumblr_when_yaoi/

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Royal :marseytrain2: will have longest hole in Open history

https://sports.yahoo.com/royal-:marseytrain2:-longest-hole-open-124144892.html

>Royal :marseytrain2: will have the longest hole in Open history when the Ayrshire links plays host to the 152nd championship in July.

>The sixth hole will measure 623 yards - 22 more than it did when :marseytrain2: staged the 2016 Open - when it hosts the battle for the Claret Jug from 18-21 July.

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P.S. trauma survivors poison the well. Kill the male feminist, kill the victims.

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The powers of AI are only starting to be realized....

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I tricked a foid into marrying me

Bottom text lmao.

AMA

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146093053656535.webp

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/google-lays-hundreds-core-employees-moves-positions-india-mexico-rcna150297

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Me in the wheelchair :marseydisabled:

!BIPOCs

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Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have the experience the stress of !clinklickers


As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, “Bustle” declared that dating apps are in their “flop era.”

Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.

A new feature, which the company has called “Opening Moves,” allows women to place on their profiles a question, like “What is your dream vacation?,” to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)

The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.

Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. “I had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,” she added, “whether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.”

But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was “a lot of work” or “a burden,” and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.


But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word. :objection:

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Shibbolethmaxxers, I regret to inform you that Wapocels have been argotpilled

The internet has transformed how Gen Z communicates. Our language is built on memes and a collective sense of wry existentialism, with our humor often turning dark or potentially dangerous, as it has when borrowing from the online community of men called “involuntary celibates.”

Incels (as they're known) are infamous for sharing misogynistic attitudes and bitter hostility toward the romantically successful. Their ideology has even turned deadly: The 2014 Isla Vista and 2018 Toronto incel terrorist attacks killed a collective 17 people and injured another 29. Yet, somehow, incels' hateful rhetoric has bizarrely become popularized via Gen Z slang.

In certain circles, for instance, it's common to hear the suffix “pilled” as a funny way to say “convinced into a lifestyle.” Instead of “I now love eating burritos,” for instance, one might say, “I'm so burritopilled.” “Pilled” as a suffix comes from a scene in 1999's “The Matrix” where Neo (Keanu Reeves) had to choose between the red pill and the blue pill, to experiencing only that illusion., but the modern sense is formed through analogy with “blackpilled,” an online slang term meaning “accepting incel ideology.” Similarly, the popular suffix “maxxing” for “maximizing” (e.g., “I'm burritomaxxing” instead of “I'm eating a lot of burritos”) is drawn from the incel idea of “looksmaxxing,” or “maximizing attractiveness” through surgical or cosmetic techniques.

Then there's the word “cucked” for “weakened” or “emasculated.” If the taqueria is out of burritos, you might be “tacocucked,” drawing on the incel idea of being sexually emasculated by more attractive “chads.” And, finally, we have the word “sigma” for “assertive male,” which comes from an incel's desired position outside the social hierarchy.

So how did we get here? How did these words travel from a fringe, misanthropic internet subculture to relatively widespread use?

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The beauty gorlies are GOOPED. Makeup is being racist again!

Beautytok is all up in the shit right now and it's actually kind of funny so ima tell you all about it!

A few months ago a new makeup brand called Youthforia caught some flak from black beauty creators because their foundation shade range was basically non-existent for black people, and that's not allowed unless you're a Korean or Japanese brand (for obvious reasons). The owner of the brand (who is asian but is American and Youthforia is an American brand) actually came out and tried to defend their shade range by UNIRONICALLY saying it was a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT and was met with even more criticism because we all aren't fricking BLIND and that's STUPID. AND all of the shades on the box were NOT the shades that you get in the bottle so darker shades were actually even lighter than advertised which only made people more upset.

SO to appease the masses Youthforia expanded their shade range and introduced like 5 new shades for darker skintoned people and now everyone wants to burn down their HQ.

IT'S FRICKING SHOE POLISH BLACK. This shade is a literal asian-on-black hate crime and everyone is soooooper mad because it's LITERALLY black face paint. The shade is being compared to minstrel makeup and now Youthforia is sooper raycist.

Like you know if Time fricking magazine orders a rush job article about your debacle you done fricked up good.

Anyhoo tiktok is all abuzz with their pitchforks and you can pick pretty much any video about it and watch jaqqoffs slaughter each other in the comments with whataboutism and "muh cousin's neighbor is black like a tire and would love this!"

It's great.

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finally, a pride :marseylion2: flag that represents ME :marseysatisfied:

!goomblers !grillers

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