Lore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg
Joshua Ryne Goldberg (born May 14, 1995) is an American internet troll,[1] convicted of attempting a bombing on the 14th anniversary of the September 11 attacks[2] while posing as an Islamic terrorist affiliated with ISIS.[3][4][5]
Goldberg had many online identities and spent virtually all of his time on the internet.[7] In addition to promoting terrorism, he made thousands of troll posts advocating for liberal feminism, neo-Nazism, and other ideologies.
Proofs: https://x.com/MoonMetropolis/status/1785377421241291054
Credit to @Patsy for xeeting him
Update:
In case you all were wondering, /r/drama's description of me as looking like "Post Malone if the amount of weed consumed was estrogen" no longer stands. I now bear zero resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me. In prison, I shaved my head bald and started working out.
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Why are you welcoming this psychopathic loser?
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That is exactly who we wanted on this site
E: Oh jk I actually read the post lmao , don't fed post here or whatever
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Thousands will suffer by my hand
(I give really half-assed massages)
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It was just a prank
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Here's my new Florida state ID card, for all the r-slurs saying that my account on Twitter was somehow hacked and that this isn't me:
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Lookin good!
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If you plan on bombing anything please send me a message so I can stay home.
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If you plan on bombing anything please message me so I can join.
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The FBI is gonna feel so silly when they learn who runs this account
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This account is run by an 80 year old woman in her car who lives in North Dakota
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I have a couple suggested locations, including Minnesota, Illinois, and the entirety of the West coast
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I have no idea what your're talking about but ok I'm here
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5' 10β
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Well, at the very least, I'm certainly taller than Apedrew Apelin.
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@FormerLurKONG 
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where have you been?
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Around, just touching more grass
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stop that immediately
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We did it, we made a dramacel into a real person!
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Welcome. There are plenty of BPD women here ready to receive you.
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too blurry to read. obviously fake.
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In the /soy/ QnA[soy][rdrama reacts] you said you wanted to get a job in media. What position are you hoping for?
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Well, I still want to be a journ*list - perhaps someone who analyzes online trends, online extremism, and so forth.
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Aren't you a big enough loser already? Do you really have to add being a journo too?
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Roofricker detected.
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Is this what happens when a terminally online NEET is put on cryosleep for 9 years
might need to lurk more
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I'm surprised the culture shock of soyjak.party didn't kill him
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Keep yourself safe
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He's still more respectable than Weev.
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he's clearly mad
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What do you think about Mr. Goldberg? You guys have a lot of similarities.
both felons
both infamous trolls
both jewish
Only difference I can see is
@MoonMetropolis seems to genuinely dislike nazis and you genuinely are one
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I am not a felon -- my conviction was vacated by the court. It, legally, is as if it never happened in the first place. After the Linkedin v. HiQ decision in the 9th, the CFAA has largely relatively reformed and it I doubt the government will ever charge anyone with visiting a public website ever again, but you never know.
I am not Jewish -- my mother claimed that I had a Jewish great-great grandparent. She also claimed I was a paranoid schizophrenic and a drug addict in the same essay. You can read it here: https://marc.info/?l=full-disclosure&m=125472104014875
If you've ever interacted with a paranoid schizophrenic, they are like Terry Davis, they are generally not able to have normal conversations. My objection to Jewish pornographers and financiers is not a schizophrenic delusion. I would like to motivate them to change their behavior, in a similar vein that the Hep Hep Riots lead to the Rabbi Zunz publishing the Judenubel guide. Nor am I a drug addict -- I was on bail and regularly drug tested for many years, never once did I test positive for drugs. The government would be eager to revoke my bail if I did so. They even tried to do so, though under alleged concern for my health. While I was on bail there was a court hearing with the government asserting I intended to kill myself. I said I had no desire to kill myself and that it was retaliation for daring to fight an unjust case. I also had a psychiatrist assert that I was showing no signs of suicidal behavior or intent, I'm wondering where the government came up with this. Anyways, point being, I am neither crazy nor a drug addict. As to whether I have a Jewish great-great grandparent, that is subject to dispute. My mother claims so, but without evidence. Even if it were true, it would not make me a Jew. There has never been a Rabbi named Auernheimer in all of history. There is also no synagogue in Auernheim, Germany.
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I stand corrected. I should have said "excons", it's more interesting to me that you both have been through the federal penitentiary system and generally treated like enemies of the state. I am glad your case brought eyes to how liberally the CFAA can be applied.
It sounds like there's another similarity between you two - you both have been accused of being schizophrenics despite seeming pretty lucid. What do you think about
@MoonMetropolis's case? Is it strange or suspicious that he's allowed unfettered internet access this soon out of prison and he's shitposting this aggressively?
This comment in particular caught my eye:
Although pretty based, it actually kinda reminds me of the "My regret is being nice enough to give AT&T a chance to patch before dropping the dataset to Gawker. I won't nearly be as nice next time." comment you made that got used by prosecutors.
Do you think this young man is going to get a talking to?
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nah when I got out of prison I posted pretty hard, pretty normal really.
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I love how he thinks hes smarter than everyone else, but he has to preface his every statement with 'it never happened, but if it did happen then it doesnt matter anyway'
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I was busy protesting last night
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I hope you crushed
some commie 
skulls king
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That's what they said about letting a dude piss on me, but you and I both know some shit there's no going back from.
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Dunno in what way I didn't come back from prison -- my post-prison trolling was more widely and aggressively covered than my pre-prison work, and even a historically precedent setting federal appeals case which continues to be the basis for tearing holes in other federal indictments. I never did wagie jobs anyways I guess, so my prison bid did not change the way I live my life at all.
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Not sure this is quite the W you think it is, but I respect the hustle. Frick AT&T.
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AT&T didn't bring the case. AT&T didn't even want the case tried, thought it was ridiculous and said, I quote "no security was bypassed. I don't think they [the feds] have a case." They lobbied in private trying to get the feds to drop the case. The feds ignored them.
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There isn't a single crazy drug addict alive who thinks they're crazy and addicted to drugs cmon.
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I haven't done a drug besides nicotine in years
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Dope fiend BTFO.
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I was never a dope fiend. I do miss hydromorphone though, would do it again especially with some llelo in the syringe. But I mostly like drugs with a short duration. Crack, ketamine, hydromorphone. I always got kids and responsibilities and shit to do. I am not trying to be fricked up for several hours at a time.
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I can tell the Jew-blood flows strongly through your veins. Embrace it. NOW IS YOUR MOMENT OF DESTINY!
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I can't take anything seriously long enough to be religious sorry
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Me neither, but I said "blood".
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I actually used to hang out on weev's chatroom as "Michael Slay". The server that they hung out on was irc.wtfux.org #naqdi.
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I thought you'd left, lol
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I'll never abandon Marsey.
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any chance you'd do the adam friedland show- I remember on early cumtown nick wanted you to do the show.
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dude they are dependent on patreon revenue they can't have me on
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id say Matt and Shane but I think Shane wants to have a real career now too
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I am not even allowed on Gab or Poast, I am only on rdrama dot net. You can have me on the Marseycast
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Have you been lurking all this time?
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Yeah, I would post more but this site filters the BIPOC word
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At least half of us have the slur replacer turned off lol.
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I know how to turn off the slur filter. It still doesn't sit right with me that the BIPOC word is suppressed, and won't be seen by default.
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Turn off the slur filter you r-slur
Edit: it's in the settings. Also unblock /h/chudrama
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Darn weev is still here?
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Oh is he a part of rdrama? I should have guessed.
I never got the appeal of GNAA. I get trolling, but there's a fine line between trolling and just being a degenerate weirdo. And if it gets to the point that your trolling lands you in federal prison, then you're not a comedian, you're a sociopath and a criminal. "Going to jail to own the libs" is not owning the libs.
It's like the line between genuine humor and "penGuin sp0Rk of D00m." GNAA is the latter. Shock humor for shock's sake. No thought put into it, no creativity. The people performing it were, and are, miserable, hairy, sexless greybeards.
I knew and associated with them ~15 years ago, but I moved on. I wince when I think about the typical South Park WoW player with a carpal-tunnel wrist band. They (and Weev) are stuck in 2005. They don't know that the world has moved on. And I feel sorry for them.
If you see a guy with a long grey beard using a systemd-free, wayland-less Linux distro, and he's "owning the libs", then do me a favor and slap him on the back of the head, and tell him that there's a sunny world outside complete with grass and girls.
I guess I've now opened myself up to a doxxing by these psychopaths.
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You could've just said "I'm gay and hate fun" instead of writing
an entire essay
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If anything, making a statement is more gay and therefore more fun
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So true
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No it isn't dumbo
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!slots123
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The OSX Tiger goatse leak was a masterstroke. The Applestrag FOMO that was going around then was palpable, a lot of idiots ran the image on their daily driver mac
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PlsRope
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You're not wrong on the "girls" part, but... The prerequisites to that are "have a hobby with a healthy amount of girls present" and "have a welcoming personality, have the skills to gauge interest while in conversation and how to flirt". That world is out there.
As someone who knows the terms GNAA, systemd, wayland you are asking too much.
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He left us a few months ago. I liked him
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Does he still post on cumtown? Last I saw he was actively bantering with people there and discussing Marfan's coprophilia
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yes, it is currently my favorite place I am still allowed to post. I miss free speech
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at least weev fricked Shanley Kane
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