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Wednesday drunk thread #Frick having my neighbors use my yard

I'm legally a mandated reporter and had to call 911 because neighbor 1's kid decided to hump neighbor #2's kid on the butt. Neighbor #1 got mad at me because I reported it immediately to CPS and the state after separating the kids. How are you unaware that I'm a mandatory reporter and just did what I'm legally required to do when this happens? Just because I've been crashing here more frequently doesn't mean the cameras have ever gone away. Report submitted, parties involved notified, I'm going to finish this delicious bottle of patron. !boozers

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17164222315997756.webp

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Lots of people calling him a peepeehead or robot mostly:

https://twitter.com/eliotpszw/status/1791700444219371614

https://twitter.com/TheSalesBull1/status/1791592129460125797

https://twitter.com/Kazanjy/status/1791898443222585526

Makes a whiny post about it the next day:

https://twitter.com/Kazanjy/status/1792353196477944076

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Honoring the dead :platysalute:

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1cydqpr/someone_in_the_neighbourhood_wanted_to_honour/?sort=controversial

!homeowners

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https://lemmy.world/post/14769946

lemmysrdines

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:marseymoonshine: :marseysteer:

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I think i would

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Adventures in rural Georgia - The vax'd reverse Uno.

>be me

>look for massage place cuz I would like one

>try to book massage

>lady asks if I had the vax

>me: roll eyes and say yes

>lady rejects appointment because she does not provide service for vax'd people

>lady says vax'd people have blood clot issues

>me: :marseyshook:

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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : notice how all the cp defenders just happen to be my opps :marseyhmm: (also buy me unban award pls)
  • the_holy_one : same reason people defend furries they are creeps :afc:

!metashit

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:marseytunaktunakgenocide: The declining fertility rate of India :marseykrishna: :marseywholesome:

!antibharatiya

white extinction is long overdue

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Will post them for 5000 Mbux or DCs :marseycapitalistmanlet:.

!anime

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Sci fi story idea

So they're talking about people in the past (ie our time) and one of them expresses shock that back in the day, if two dudes were in the woods alone, they wouldn't have s*x with each other. And he says that it must demonstrate that they had extreme levels of self control, and the other is like nahh, it just shows how bigoted they were against gay people. Like obviously if your in the woods you have a bro shag, that's not about extreme self control, that's just common sense. And these guys back then (ie now) hate gay people so much that they force themselves not to. Like it seems kind of evil doesn't it? Like imagine if you were black and met a racist, and even though you were in a tiny cabin in the woods he demanded that a separate door be put in so that he didn't have to use the same door as you. It's like that, a psychopathy that just goes out of its way, beyond all reason, to hurt its victim.

I think heinlein would write something like this

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URGENT MESSAGE FROM PROANA SHTAFF

Hi, we take thinness VERY seriously here so we'll be exiling any and all suspected fatties :marseychonker2: from this hole starting meow! :marseymagdump:

Your bail will be 200dc + arm photo proving your thinness. If you suspect you have been exiled incorrectly, you may whine to me or @WrongHoler but you'll probably still have bail depending on how much we believe you. :marseyxd:

Have a great day !thin !verifiedhot

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