USA secure a Super Over win in Dallas.#USAvPAK | #T20WorldCup | #WeHaveWeWill pic.twitter.com/CcT8oyiqlB

— Pakistan Cricket (@TheRealPCB) June 6, 2024

The absolute state

!bharatiya !burgers get in here!

https://twitter.com/SidraaKanwal/status/1798807557139816534

https://twitter.com/CricBellz/status/1798806515328975094

https://twitter.com/TheCaptainHalal/status/1798806839695757674

https://twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/1798761069835637224

https://twitter.com/_WaheedKhan/status/1798810263610905013

https://twitter.com/AI_Kashmiri/status/1798810912566174170

https://twitter.com/ZohaibAli42/status/1798811171535093940

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1798393295254831522

https://twitter.com/xjosh

What did he do?????

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

I used to LOVE him. Until Ann Coulter outted him for being an Indian spy. A real American would have pushed back against any such allegations or rhetoric but he just stood there and took it. Made me happy I wasn't given a chance to vote for him. If he's scared of her, who knows how he'd act with foreign leaders. (-12)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

He's got some great business acumen that would go to waste as a press secretary. Put his money where his mouth is too: his whole campaign was self funded. (126)

He knows how to raise money, but I'm not sure the pharmaceutical products he's developed ever made it to market. Probably why he's a good politician. All hype no output. (-7)

Basedness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

I don't feel like he's been around long enough to trust him yet. But he's got 4 years to work on it, and I like what I see.As long as he doesn't pull the rug out like so many others. (6)

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The only real problem I have with him... is I'm not sure he acutally believes what he says and isn't just saying the things he says because he knows its what people want.I mean if he can stick to it great. The question then is can he be bought and the answer to that is maybe... basically I'd need to see him run as governor of a state before I was truly comfortable, Trump side stepped this by everyone pretty much already knowing what he thinks. (303)

I personally do believe he believes what he says... But if you don't then I would suggest you weigh him against the alternatives... If he is disingenuous, is he less disingenuous than the rest?I don't think this is a case of "lesser of two evils" because I do think he is authentic... But again, if you don't think he is authentic, than you should be weighing him against the other evils (0)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

I'm back and forth on him. He's definitely not afraid to call out the bullshit of Conservative Inc. but he also said some scary shit during covid about passports, etc. (9)

Angriness: 😡😡🔘🔘🔘

Chief of Staff.Trump should really put him there. Keep all of the snake secretaries in check. (107)

VPHe's literally assassination insurance.Think Trump's scary? Vivek will lay off 3/4 of DC. (29)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Fedballin

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Some anons claim the New York Times is hacked and source is leaked.

I checked this and it has the wordle source code. Leak is probably legit.

https://files.catbox.moe/y2uctl.zst

Also the Polaris has been delivered and is hiding in the woods waiting for the big reveal.

I've been tasked with finding an adult sized one for my boss after he squeezed inside and drove it home.

Common star wars fan L.

(His name is Anakin)

George Miller has been living in that Wasteland, off and on, since 1979. With this series, he has pushed the boundaries of what an action film, what a sci-fi film, what a film, period, can be. With Furiosa, he has redefined what a Mad Max film can be. I hope he never stops making them.

The DOJ has indicted Dr. Eithan Haim, a little-known surgeon who exposed Texas Children’s Hospital for secretly conducting transgender surgeries on minors, on four felony counts related to his alleged violation of a medical-records law. | @dezward01 https://t.co/wL9vWkx6DY

— National Review (@NRO) June 6, 2024

@X

A STUNNER AT THE ICC MEN’S T20 CRICKET WORLD CUP!

The USA has upset international powerhouse Pakistan 😮 pic.twitter.com/eh0jUA7ojW

— ESPN (@espn) June 6, 2024

Last week there was some beef between baseball twitter and cricket twitter over which was harder. As can be expected a bunch of smelly non-Americans sar'd to the defense of cricket and tried to explain why bopping a ball with a cute little whacker is harder than playing America's great pastime.

E.g.,

• https://twitter.com/ProjectStrider/status/1798060174395244922

• https://twitter.com/VitalityBlast/status/1798336602449826102

• Etc.

Then, hilariously, a super ragtag American team (mostly immigrants as far as I can tell) smoked Pakistan, which I'm assuming has a good team based on my own racial assumptions.

https://twitter.com/bengrossbg/status/1798806167184949262

“Cricket is harder than baseball”

Like six people total in this entire country know how to play cricket and they just beat Pakistan.

Baseballchuds all over twitter being smug, but they probably don't realize all the USA players are immigrants or children of immigrants.

https://twitter.com/SwannMarcus89/status/1798822486987157587

In conclusion, another case where immigration makes our country great. We should unironically have open borders so we can drain talent from other countries and dunk on them. Sports. Culture. Science. Business. Education. Cute Asian women.

I fricking love America. Look at all these patriots: :