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USA secure a Super Over win in Dallas.#USAvPAK | #T20WorldCup | #WeHaveWeWill pic.twitter.com/CcT8oyiqlB
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The absolute state 
!bharatiya !burgers get in here!
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This fricking dude. His uncle is on the Pakistan selection committee or something. A duck vs USA should be instant retirement.
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Wait, this isn't an AI edit?
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Like how some athletes spend time in low oxygen environments to prepare for altitude, he's been spending time in high fructose corn syrup environments to prepare for a world cup in America
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!besties good comment
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Don't even
I have to take care of my mental health so I make these exceptions
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Gimmickneighbor not doing his gimmick 🙄🙄🙄
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I'm making a list
https://rdrama.net/search/comments/?q=author%3Ajesus+%3Emarsey
for
marseys 
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Literally all college football ones save maybe LSU for coonass. Another nonsense one is
that I saw the other day and I have no idea what it's supposed to be
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Get his butt Borpa!
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Til America has a national cricket team. I'd literally never heard of such a thing. I hope the media doesn't start hyping that nonsense like they do soccer cute twinkry.
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It's a bunch of Pakistanis and Jeets on H1-Bs
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No matter what field you're in, no matter what country you're from, you'll do your job better if you move to America.
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i always enjoys US football coverage because of how the sports media is there they can't just say “we'll be lucky to get to the last 16” so its fun to hear the copium
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Whats a duck mean in this context
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It's a strikeout in Went To The Moon sports.
The difference is you only get one or two at bats in cricket.
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Out first ball. Normally in cricket you'd want to score at least 30 runs as a batsman, he got 0.
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Is it a ball or strike?
@donkeynol_k_roolotyl
Says its a strikeout?
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It's the equivalent of a strikeout but in cricket you can only get out once per match so that's his evening finished.
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It's sort of like a strikeout in that it's the worst you can do.
In cricket there aren't actually strikes and there's no forced running. In baseball the difficult part is hitting the ball and in cricket the difficult part is getting somebody out.
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He looks like he really likes Pepsi
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America is the best at any sport, assuming we decide to care about it.
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hmm...
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I only care about hockey when I'm single and want to go hunting for Mayo foids who anal on the first date and Latinx who like boba at the San Jose Sharks arena.
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!gaystapo Strag Neutralized
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!gaystapo why is this MOID hunting for foids to have s*x with?
must be a
GET HIM
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Hockey is 85% canadians and a few euros
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They don't send the A team to non-Olympic tournaments lol.
But keep coping that the Wagner brothers aren't going to get nuremburged by Joel Embiid, Lebron James, Jayson tatum, Steph curry, and Devin Booker in 3 months
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the coach burgerland sent for basketball in 2023 named his son nick, showing the amount of care and thought that went into that team
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The only sport of significance is baseball
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korea and japan are really into baseball
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i have no idea what any of this means and cricket is one of the gayest sports in the history of sports but
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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I am guessing the USA team is just all Indians, wait let me check
edit it is
https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/icc-men-s-t20-world-cup-2024-1411166/united-states-of-america-squad-1432101/series-squads
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3 blacks, 2 whites and a bunch of jeets.
Its like looking at a Finbro analyst room.
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corey anderson and aaron jones are classic indian names!
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honorary indians
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do any non-indians even know the rules of cricket let alone play it?
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It's the second most widely played sport in the world.
And yet, the answer is still no.
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no one knows the rules of cricket, it was invented in England so that people had a reason to day drink
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I don't think the English have ever needed a reason to day drink besides it simply being a day that ends in y
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yes every country except burgers which is why they are having this small tournament for edjucating them
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i've never heard of anyone except indians playing cricket i think yer lying and that is NOT OK
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you're right, USA and PAK are both indian vassal states
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It's big in most of the Commonwealth countries. (I mean the important ones.) And I think whites in South Africa are into it. There's that famous thing where Mandela went to a cricket game to show that it's okay to be white.
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Can someone explain cricket to me in 3 sentences or less?? !bharatiya
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Batters - Hit ball, don't let ball hit stumps or get caught, don't block ball with leg, run back and forth with other batter to score
Bowlers - hit stumps or catch ball, make it bounce before reaching batter
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Wait wtf Australia is the best at cricket??? India has only won twice?? Pakistan only once? Do
s and 
s actually give a shit about cricket, I thought it was just a 
and 
thing 
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In India and Pakistan it's their biggest sport and their only sport. In Australia and England it's one of the top sports, but it's just a summer sport. We pay just as much attention to various codes of football.
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It's at best the 3rd most popular sport here and on convict island.
are just terrible at sports
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1. Baseball but better
2. Refer 1
3. Refer 2
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baseball but where the ball is required to bounce once and you have two runners and not fours.
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Imagine you had to abandon your reality and move to another one like it (just like in le heckin Prick and Grorty!) except baseball is weird and British in this timeline.
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!burgers we have a cricket
team?
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Secondary industry from importing SWEs
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It's so over for foreigners (slaves)
Most of us have never actually witnessed a cricket game in our lives and yet we still dominate
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One of the US top players is doing it part-time while working as a codecel lmao.
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Lol, apparently he played for India in the under-19 (I'm guessing this means age?). So likely he got into US school partially from being an amateur league cricket player, which led to him being an SWE over here. Full circle
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Your team is like 70% curries.
It's sexy Indian dude on Sexy Indian dude lol
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Still American
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I don't think it has ever been so over for Pakistan before.
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All of Pakistan right now:
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99.9% of Americans, myself included, wouldn't have even known the US had a cricket team. Good job, Pakis.
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Yet another total US victory
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I...admittedly don't follow this sexy Indian dude sport too much...
...but hey, I follow it enough to know how big this is!!!
"Sixth" best T20 in the world? Lmaooooooooo
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Interesting, very interesting. Now show us a picture of what the US team looks like......
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Is this the US team or the Pakistan team. Take a guess!
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Even the dudes born in America have thick Indian accents (based on interviews).
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Because the left/right spectrum is based on how good/bad a person you are. The more you are kind to others, the more left you are. The more you want to project your insecurities onto others, oppress them and not give a frick about your fellow human, the more right wing you are.
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