TITLE. YES THAT MEANS READ THE TITLE. YOU KNOW THE THING THAT IS THE TITLE. YEAH THAT, READ IT YOU "EGYPTIAN" FRICK

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This is how stupid people have become. (-7)

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That sucks. I guess the only BBQ place I can go now is La Barbecue. They might be white, but at least they're women. Bonus points because they're lesbians. (21)

How is that comment not racist?Just imagine if it was the other way around (-7)

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So, anything with black in the title is automatically considered a minority owned business? Edgar Black Sr. Started Black's BBQ in Lockhart, TX in 1931 or 1932. It's a family owned business that kinda started out of a cattle farm. (-11)

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😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀this has me crying how many of yall think this post is real. (11)

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You racist moron. It's a family name who's been supporting the Austin community for decades. Yet here you are disgusted that a restaurant is owned by white people. Yet the saying goes back people can't be racist 🙄 absolutely disgusting human being you are. Frick you (-9)

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They should be forced to change the name of the store, I would try suing on grounds of false advertisement to push them in that direction.Once you win thr lawsuit, we need to shame them into changing their last name too. No room for names that propagate racism like that in this day and age. I'm disgusted (1)

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