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I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.
Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>
But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:
Coffee
I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >Β£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.
This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.
Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:
Volvos
I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.
I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.
I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.
Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:
Manly Scents
I've got an unopened bottle of GaultierΒ² which is my absolute favourite.
I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.
They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for Β£400+.
Burberry London is another favourite.
Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:
How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?
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'Being Dalit on a dating app. Upper caste men only want to argue over reservation, EWS'
— ThePrintIndia (@ThePrintIndia) May 16, 2024
Manisha Mondal @manishamondal25 writes in #ThePrintPoVhttps://t.co/SfHGR4JNeM
In the article the whale complains that upper caste men talk about ending reservation (40-60% govt jobs guaranteed if you're lower caste for example) and reject her.
Bruh they're rejecting her because she's OBESE not because she's a dalit. No one mentions their caste on dating apps lol. Look at her-
Probably because they saw the rest of her pictures showing her full body on insta and blocked her lol.
If she wasn't obese they would have stuck around longer at least. Even dalit moids would have rejected her.
Wonder if there will also be reservation on dating apps? Pradhan Mantri Dating Arakshan Yojana
Something tells me it wasn't her birth jati which is responsible for the lack of interest of men
The time you spent writing this article would have been spent better going for a run
It's a very common tendency to blame, when you don't have game
Seethe from Dalitus Primus himself blaming muh casteism rather than her weight for her rejection:
https://twitter.com/ambedkariteIND/status/1792461142645940495
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I will never use that trash feature. Stop sending me notifications for chat channels. Even when you click on them they take you nowhere.
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https://twitter.com/MangaMoguraRE/status/1791104094712553685
@BWC you should review this.
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