For years the elites of the dramasphere have conspired to suppress the pizzabros, a nomadic group of text warriors that travel from drama website to drama website to spread the gospel of anti-foidism.

Whenever we climb near the reins of power the jannies collude to stop us from over running them.

But the elites have made their biggest mistake yet - having fair and open elections, something they never considered before. They have underestimated the pizzabros and walked right into the kill zone.

To my supporters - do not let them silence you, we have come further than ever before. They laughed at us when we said we'd ascend to power and bring the jannie problem to a final solution. I believe the sound of laughter might have suffocated in their throats in the meantime.

The disagreements have been relatively civil in tone so far, but keep watch. It could get ugly soon.

Funny observation: the guy defending Biden has an avatar resembling the NPC wojak.

There's nothing for the other side to go after biden for though. They have nothing. They went into attempts to impeach him, but couldnt even come up with a reason. They hoped they would find one after investigations, but couldn't. Which is completely backwards btw, but it just illustrates the difference between the two. But regardless of whether Biden steps in or not (he wont btw he has no part in any of this) the right will still go after him anyway.

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— arthur 🪽🍉 (@1827crowley) June 1, 2024

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She could have followed up by throwing a match on him. (403)

What's wrong with bbq? (101)

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Nta. She's a psycho. Dump her. (-50)

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It's understandable to be upset, but her reaction was instinctive. Discuss boundaries and safety in your pranks to avoid future incidents. Communication is key to resolving this. (-29)

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Definitely YTA. You intentionally cause a surprise reaction........and you're mad because the surprise reaction you intentionally caused didn't follow the imaginary script you fantasized in your head?This reminds me of instances where robbers use fake guns.They GET FRICKING SHOT AND KILLED by people defending themselves with REAL guns.......and their criminal loved ones all b-word and complain about it being a fake gun and the robbery victim was never in any real danger.How FRICKED UP is that? The entire intent of the fake gun was to make the victim believe they were in danger.......and when the victim actually did exactly what was intended, suddenly the script gets rewritten and the robbery victim was supposed to not react as if they were in danger.OP intentionally wanted and caused his GF to be frightened and react defensively........and now it's her fault that she...........got frightened and reacted defensively. How fricked up is that? (1)

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Are you fricking stupid? YTA. You pretended to mug your gf and are shocked she pepper sprayed you? Like seriously you're surprised? People get shot over trying to mug people. also, I know you probably can't grasp this as A man, but it is terrifying to be a women getting harassed by a man let alone being ROBBED men kill women all the time for simply rejecting them and you think your gf is an butthole for reacting this way when you pretend to Rob her. What the actual frick is wrong with you. if you truly cannot grasp why she pepper sprayed you, You're a fricking troglodite. This has to be fake because there's no way you're this stupid I'm calling BS (3)

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Ok reading the title I was thinking “frick her, run”, but this is on you dude. Yes it was extreme on her part but you did scare her and weird shit happens when people are scared. I HATE people scaring me and had a buddy do this to me early morning before work. I fricking punched him. By the time I realized it was him the damage was already done. That's not who I am, but he got me good and I legit thought it was something bad coming for me.The one rule of scaring people is don't scare people with weapons or things they can hurt you with, because you might regret it. (1)

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It appears the Bank of Canada Governor’s son was just appointed to portfolio manager at the CPP, 🇨🇦’s public pension.

Nice to see a single family in charge of such a large portion of a country‘s money.

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