HOPE PRAY ERDOCHAD PWNS THE GAY MAN

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2023/5/14/turkey-election-results-live-news-vote-count-under-way

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do u think they should stack ? like if someone is donating $100/month, should they also get the $5, $10, $20, $50 badges ?

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So apparently the government of Ukraine is now threatening to start terrorist attacks across Europe if the European Union stops sending weapons to Ukraine.....
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(M. Podolyak, advisor to Zelensky) pic.twitter.com/jHxksM2244

— Richard (@ricwe123) May 13, 2023

My one-year-old son just looked up from Twitter and said, 'Mummy, why have you made these very real children sad with your heinous yet unevidenced bigotry?' Then he ran upstairs and burned all his Potter books. I was so damn ashamed I almost forgot the kid was imaginary. pic.twitter.com/de2KQCRz9o

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 14, 2023

OP erased his replies but it's still pretty funny.

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Swedens song is better tho. Finlands song is not good just that the dude has good energy (-108)

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Bursted into tears. Absolutely devastated (206)

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A lot of negative comments, but they make a fair point. When the jury gives a country an unassailable lead, what is the point in the public even voting? (291)

It wasn't unassailable, jesus. Had she received 57 fewer points, she would've lost. Then she would've been first in jury votes and fourth in televoting points and lost to Finland who were first in televoting points and fourth in jury points. (-76)

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This is like entirely meaningless for a comment I think. The public vote went extremely far in Finland's favor, and people are, understandably, annoyed that a jury of a small number of people - one or two people for quite some countries - impacted the outcome this heavily. This has happened before, and people have been mad about this before.Going all "the jury system saved Eurovision from its dark times" does not mean anything for the situation people are currently mad about. Keeping systems around for what they did in the past, or responding to criticism of current situations by pointing out something that happened in the past but does not play a role in why people are annoyed right now is just deflecting. And that last sentence is just subjective AND an assumption of why the jury did what they did. It's....kind of moot for a point to make when people are not mad that the jury favored Sweden, but that it has such a massive influence over the winner like this. That the jury favo... (7)

Are you actually this stupid? This is not some ancient history, they re introduced it in 2009! This is not some old butt reason, this was modern problems which would immediately reappear. People wanted the jury back in the semi finals because it was boring with only public vote ffs. But now it does not fit the popular narrative anymore. (2)

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Also Sergiu (Moldova’s little person) played a part with inspiration for folklore…saying they’re a “freak show” just for him being a little person with so little consideration for the actual meaning behind the performance is 🫠 (2)

Yeeeeep. Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.Heck, calling drag dressed contestants freaks also isn't a good look. Kaarija's green bolero is also gay as frick and him being called a freak while nor conventionally pretty is also... A choice. (2)

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I'm so sick of the jury. Not saying Loreen did not deserve alot of jury votes, but not that much. Its like the all voted on autopilot. And Norway was not the winner, but really, 17th place among the jurys? Please remove the jurys already. They ruined it for Keiino, and now Cha cha cha guy. Eurovision is for the people. Not some stupid jury that wants the song to be a work of philpsopical art, or from sweden. Never forget the guy from Sweden who got alot from the jurys, and then almost nothing from the people. I feel we, the people, are always fighting an uphill battle against those darned jurys. The jurys will decide on a favourite and give it all the 12s. Then the peoples favourite needs to get like 400 points. Its not exciting anymore. After 5-10 jury votes we know who the jurys have chosen. This year we even knew in advance. Again, not saying Loreen did not have a great song and that she did not deserve a high placement, but when the there is such a gap between the people and the... (5)

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I'm having fun watching them cope until all votes are counted and Erdo still has the lead

"Kiliçdaroglu votes haven't been counted yet he's still going to win"

locked, of course

Your life is not ruined, you just havent met the right person.

Some men will actually be more turned on by dating someone who makes their living the way you do, I know I would be.

I'm sorry about the nasty comments you're getting. Most of those people probably watch porn but don't want the people who provide them with that service to have good healthy lives. It's ridiculous.

I sincerely hope you find happiness and the right person for you.

>porn

>good healthy life

Darn. I'm so lucky my husband is such a chill, open minded dude.

this chick is fat so opinion discarded

Your profession doesn't define you. I wouldn't care if you were a s*x worker a brain surgeon or the queen of tonka town. There's someone out there who will care about you for you and. Ot a give a flying fricko about you being a s*x worker.

i wonder if this person ever dated a cop

Dear god the comments on this post are disgusting but overall unsurprising from what I’d expect on Reddit

and they say reddit's not an echo chamber

This post comes across as op bragging that he makes 58k gross income (in canuck bucks ) and gets a mix of replies telling him it's either too little or a lot.

Which city are you in? $58k is not a lot for entry level salary in a big city. I don't think you're in a position to be financially irresponsible

I beg to differ on that. I live in hamilton but the position is in the gta.

(-8) Honestly this 42k USD (gross I assume) does not sound like a lot of money for someone with a university degree.

Considering I live in Canada and this is a Canadian sub I don’t think the comparison to USD is relevant. With that said, 58k + 8% is quite decent for an entry level position especially with the promotions that I have available and the exit ops.

The americhad needs to drop in to remind him how little his monopoly money is worth

Lol man you think that 58k is rolling in dough? Out of high school kids are making 80k. If I were you I’d be f t f out wondering how to survive.

Save 300 per month and spend the rest is what i will do! 😝☺️😀

Look, everyone here is going to tell you 'no, be responsible and save save save!'. This is a finance forum, after all.

I disagree. You are very young. We all NEED to go through that super fun, carefree phase before we grow up. My best stories are from that phase. Those that never did so usually regret it.

It sounds like you want a version of a toned down gap year - still working, but not worrying about adult things. I say go for it. You are in the perfect position to do so, and you will absolutely regret it if you don't.

Have FUN, OP. 🥳

your young dude, have fun plenty of time in life to be serious. Most people on this sub wont agree with this approach at all but i didnt get serious about money till 30

>just blow your money lol but don't worry because it's rigged anyway

Not sure why you are being downvoted because you are not wrong. Life in Canada is rigged against middle class.

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