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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] ๐Ÿ† Eurovision Song Contest 2023 WINNER - ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Loreen - Tattoo

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Swedens song is better tho. Finlands song is not good just that the dude has good energy (-108)

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Bursted into tears. Absolutely devastated (206)

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A lot of negative comments, but they make a fair point. When the jury gives a country an unassailable lead, what is the point in the public even voting? (291)

It wasn't unassailable, jesus. Had she received 57 fewer points, she would've lost. Then she would've been first in jury votes and fourth in televoting points and lost to Finland who were first in televoting points and fourth in jury points. (-76)

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This is like entirely meaningless for a comment I think. The public vote went extremely far in Finland's favor, and people are, understandably, annoyed that a jury of a small number of people - one or two people for quite some countries - impacted the outcome this heavily. This has happened before, and people have been mad about this before.Going all "the jury system saved Eurovision from its dark times" does not mean anything for the situation people are currently mad about. Keeping systems around for what they did in the past, or responding to criticism of current situations by pointing out something that happened in the past but does not play a role in why people are annoyed right now is just deflecting. And that last sentence is just subjective AND an assumption of why the jury did what they did. It's....kind of moot for a point to make when people are not mad that the jury favored Sweden, but that it has such a massive influence over the winner like this. That the jury favo... (7)

Are you actually this stupid? This is not some ancient history, they re introduced it in 2009! This is not some old butt reason, this was modern problems which would immediately reappear. People wanted the jury back in the semi finals because it was boring with only public vote ffs. But now it does not fit the popular narrative anymore. (2)

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Also Sergiu (Moldovaโ€™s little person) played a part with inspiration for folkloreโ€ฆsaying theyโ€™re a โ€œfreak showโ€ just for him being a little person with so little consideration for the actual meaning behind the performance is ๐Ÿซ  (2)

Yeeeeep. Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.Heck, calling drag dressed contestants freaks also isn't a good look. Kaarija's green bolero is also gay as frick and him being called a freak while nor conventionally pretty is also... A choice. (2)

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I'm so sick of the jury. Not saying Loreen did not deserve alot of jury votes, but not that much. Its like the all voted on autopilot. And Norway was not the winner, but really, 17th place among the jurys? Please remove the jurys already. They ruined it for Keiino, and now Cha cha cha guy. Eurovision is for the people. Not some stupid jury that wants the song to be a work of philpsopical art, or from sweden. Never forget the guy from Sweden who got alot from the jurys, and then almost nothing from the people. I feel we, the people, are always fighting an uphill battle against those darned jurys. The jurys will decide on a favourite and give it all the 12s. Then the peoples favourite needs to get like 400 points. Its not exciting anymore. After 5-10 jury votes we know who the jurys have chosen. This year we even knew in advance. Again, not saying Loreen did not have a great song and that she did not deserve a high placement, but when the there is such a gap between the people and the... (5)

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Bruh

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Bursted into tears. Absolutely devastated

um...what?

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Europoors singing is serious business

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Fricking mods in big Sweden's pocket.

Just like THE JURY

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The ESC is one of those things that completely baffle me how such a big deal is made about it. Its all singers youve never heard of, that are shit 99% of the time, that you will never hear again, for a contest so unbearably boring it is the worst war crime since srebrenica. And to top it all off, balkanroaches and slaviggers rigg it for each other in the votes anyways.

Literally the only interesting time was when that metal band from finland won against the mass of shitty pop songs. My local rock/metal station still plays it occasionally lol.

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Swedes fricking love it. Their annual Eurovision selection competition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melodifestivalen is watched by nearly half the country.

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I didn't want to believe it was this bad, but I just went through the list of winners and the only ones that ring a bell are ABBA and, as you mentioned, Lordi.

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Ironically the point is sending unknown artist. Back in 60ties there wasnโ€™t internet so for many artist it was the big chances

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This song sucks:

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How the frick are people still watching singing shows? Yes im looking at you too dramatards your straggy thread yesterday had 200+ comments

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At least Eurovision isn't just karaoke and has original songs.

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Swedens song is better tho. Finlands song is not good just that the dude has good energy:

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It wasn't unassailable, jesus. Had she received 57 fewer points, she would've lost. Then she would've been first in jury votes and fourth in televoting points and lost to Finland who were first in televoting points and fourth in jury points.:

Are you actually this stupid? This is not some ancient history, they re introduced it in 2009! This is not some old butt reason, this was modern problems which would immediately reappear. People wanted the jury back in the semi finals because it was boring with only public vote ffs. But now it does not fit the popular narrative anymore.:

Yeeeeep. Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.Heck, calling drag dressed contestants freaks also isn't a good look. Kaarija's green bolero is also gay as frick and him being called a freak while nor conventionally pretty is also... A choice.:

I'm so sick of the jury. Not saying Loreen did not deserve alot of jury votes, but not that much. Its like the all voted on autopilot. And Norway was not the winner, but really, 17th place among the jurys? Please remove the jurys already. They ruined it for Keiino, and now Cha cha cha guy. Eurovision is for the people. Not some stupid jury that wants the song to be a work of philpsopical art, or from sweden. Never forget the guy from Sweden who got alot from the jurys, and then almost nothing from the people. I feel we, the people, are always fighting an uphill battle against those darned jurys. The jurys will decide on a favourite and give it all the 12s. Then the peoples favourite needs to get like 400 points. Its not exciting anymore. After 5-10 jury votes we know who the jurys have chosen. This year we even knew in advance. Again, not saying Loreen did not have a great song and that she did not deserve a high placement, but when the there is such a gap between the people and the...:

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