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OH EM GEE. Did I forget aboot the FOOT BEAUTY :marseyspa: CONTEST? No, I just hate you all. [Winner Thread]

When I made this contest I was expecting :marseypreg: the typical gross :marseywall: strag bullshit. I was totally caught :marseyflirt: off-guard by the abject poverty :marseylouisiana: that many of you seem to exist in, as well as the absolute invisibility :marseypredator2: many of you seem to incur within our healthcare :marseydoctor: system. Y'all are fricking :marseytom: dirty :marsey911roofer: and have all sorts of weird :marseyautismdisconcerting: birth :marseychestburster: defects and shit. YOU SHOULD :marseynorm: GET THAT CHECKED OUT (and stop being poor).

Ignoring how depressing :marseydoomer: your life is (which is "very") let's dispense our award :marseybadgejew: for most highly voted :marseyridin: foot on rDrama.com!!!

FIRST :marseywinner:

The winner :marseyspongebobsmug: is : @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan30

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177425954622118.webp

  • If you could afford to see a real dr your foot wouldnt look like that and you MAY be literally :marseyme: dying :marseycutwrist: BUT you atleast have 10kMB in your wallet if you survive WHATEVER :marseyjerkoffsmile: this horribly disfiguring ailment you have. We are praying for you. AMEN.

SECOND

Barring the death :marseyhammersnoo: of our front-runner - the second :marseygunnut: place :marseyminipixel: winnner is - @Lv65_Slime

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717742597603051.webp

There's no reason this won. It's not visually interesting :marseylaying: and not fricked up in any way. It's just a boring :marseypaintdry: photo :marseyjourno: of a healthy/normal foot. You obviously cheated or blew someone for this award. I'll give it to you anyway.

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Collection of funny-looking guys from r/bald

Baldy 1

Before:

You guys should I shave my head?

Yes, king! Absolutely!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441282163472.webp

After:

I did it you guys am I handsome now?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441298329952.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1d9ysfi/is_it_time_24_years_old/

Baldy 2

Guys, is it time? I'm frightened to be bald!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441315132277.webp

Fear is irrelevant. You are already there buddy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/

Baldy 3

:#marseyquagmire: + :mar#seysmoothbrain: = https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717744133031696.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1d9ehwy/_/

Baldy 4

Very impressive commitment to the denial here.

Before: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441348883657.webp

After:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441355677245.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1d5x3ql/long_time_lurker_without_joining_the_sub_finally/

Conclusion

Moids, if you're going bald there's a 99% chance that's it's over for you already.

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Let's check in on some previous posts from @Poj's Ex:

Disney should pull out of Florida

Some choice quotes:

https://rdrama.net/post/145312/disney-should-pull-out-of-florida/3548381#context

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177413935811336.webp

They totally considered moving their entire empire out of Florida guys just trust me.

They're also totally going to own DeSantis in court.

Oh, wait

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717741393715596.webp

Oops, Desantis just keeps winning.


Maybe he had better thoughts later:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171774139389753.webp

Texas totally begged them to come and gave them a totally real offer!

Oh wait.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177413940342474.webp

It wasn't texas, it was some random tweet from some county judge (really). This might surprise you but Pizza didn't even attempt to defend this one further.


Other random sneedfests he had over Disney totally owning DeSantis:

https://rdrama.net/post/160183/desantis-mocked-after-being-cucked-by

https://rdrama.net/post/172023/disney-to-expand-in-cali

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On May 9, during an earnings call, Warner Bros. revealed that it was taking a $200 million :marseysamhyde: loss on Suicide :marseyobamarope: Squad โ€” making it one of the gaming :marseybulbasaur: world's worst blunders.

One of the biggest issues, said people familiar, was that the battles, levels and bosses in a live-service game needed to be designed so players could tackle them over and over again, while Rocksteady was accustomed to telling stories that were only experienced once. Hampered by bloated code, the team struggled to find ways to make these activities feel less tedious :marseybrokenrecord: and repetitive.

Many of the studio's employees are now helping to develop a new โ€œdirector's cutโ€ version of Hogwarts :marseychudhermione: Legacy. At the same time, according to people familiar, the studio leaders are looking :marseyinsane: to pitch :marseyhearnoevil: a new single-player game, which would :marseywood: return :marseymonke: Rocksteady to its roots.

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PAKISTAN LOST TO THE USA IN THE CRICKET WORLD CUP :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049705935414.webp

The absolute state :marseyemojirofl: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseyxd: :marseylaugh: :marseydicklet: :marseyrofl: :marseygiggle: :marseydarkxd: :taylaugh: :mjlol: :marseylaughwith: :marseygossipsmug: :marseykekw: :marseylaughbothsides: :marseyghostlaugh: :marseygossiplaugh: :marseymonstercocklaugh: :marseylaugh2: :marseylulz:

!bharatiya !burgers get in here!

https://twitter.com/SidraaKanwal/status/1798807557139816534

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049711244075.webp

https://twitter.com/CricBellz/status/1798806515328975094

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717704971279048.webp

https://twitter.com/TheCaptainHalal/status/1798806839695757674

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049714042165.webp

https://twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/1798761069835637224

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049715419657.webp

https://twitter.com/_WaheedKhan/status/1798810263610905013

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049718615904.webp

https://twitter.com/AI_Kashmiri/status/1798810912566174170

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177051034534698.webp

https://twitter.com/ZohaibAli42/status/1798811171535093940

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717705103570608.webp

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https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1798393295254831522

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Null :marseynull: managed to get banned on Elon's chud site :doomerchud:

https://twitter.com/xjosh

What did he do?????

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2StRmP08B1SVuo/giphy.webp

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BRONY MAKES A GENDER SPECIAL DISABLED MAKE OVER FOR FLUTTERSHY :platyrshy: SURPRISED WHEN PEOPLE DONT LIKE IT

already locked in /r/mylittlepony

sadcringe post

https://old.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/1d9jye2/op_makes_an_oc_from_my_little_pony_and_cant/

also i found the derpi post that was downvoted

https://derpibooru.org/images/3378022?q=fluttershy%2C+disabled

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177217887294462.webp @pub_LICK caught in 4k before the post became a point of contention

!horsefrickers @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan56 frick your chud award i love sucking peepee

edit: (s)he was also posted to /r/delusionalartists

https://old.reddit.com/r/delusionalartists/comments/1d9jvl4/op_makes_an_oc_out_of_my_little_pony_and_doesnt/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177269670475163.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171772696713377.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177269672424312.webp so handsome tho

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

I used to LOVE him. Until Ann Coulter outted him for being an Indian spy. A real American would have pushed back against any such allegations or rhetoric but he just stood there and took it. Made me happy I wasn't given a chance to vote for him. If he's scared of her, who knows how he'd act with foreign leaders. (-12)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

He's got some great business acumen that would go to waste as a press secretary. Put his money where his mouth is too: his whole campaign was self funded. (126)

He knows how to raise money, but I'm not sure the pharmaceutical products he's developed ever made it to market. Probably why he's a good politician. All hype no output. (-7)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

I don't feel like he's been around long enough to trust him yet. But he's got 4 years to work on it, and I like what I see.As long as he doesn't pull the rug out like so many others. (6)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

The only real problem I have with him... is I'm not sure he acutally believes what he says and isn't just saying the things he says because he knows its what people want.I mean if he can stick to it great. The question then is can he be bought and the answer to that is maybe... basically I'd need to see him run as governor of a state before I was truly comfortable, Trump side stepped this by everyone pretty much already knowing what he thinks. (303)

I personally do believe he believes what he says... But if you don't then I would suggest you weigh him against the alternatives... If he is disingenuous, is he less disingenuous than the rest?I don't think this is a case of "lesser of two evils" because I do think he is authentic... But again, if you don't think he is authentic, than you should be weighing him against the other evils (0)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

I'm back and forth on him. He's definitely not afraid to call out the bullshit of Conservative Inc. but he also said some scary shit during covid about passports, etc. (9)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Chief of Staff.Trump should really put him there. Keep all of the snake secretaries in check. (107)

VPHe's literally assassination insurance.Think Trump's scary? Vivek will lay off 3/4 of DC. (29)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Fedballin

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Number of comments: 2

Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

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Proof that Women are Funny!!!! :marseyjam:

https://instagram.com/reel/C7p4xCQSqli/

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Which genre(s) of music don't get as much hate as they should?

I think psytrance is absolute boring garbage, and yet it has somehow managed to stay much more relevant in recent years than more traditional-sounding trance music.

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Some anons claim the New York Times is hacked and source is leaked.

I checked this and it has the wordle source code. Leak is probably legit.

https://files.catbox.moe/y2uctl.zst

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Xex - Kitty
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